Derek Roy @DerekNotRoy
Wary traveler of the National Hockey League. Started in Buffalo, now we here. #Parody Vancouver Joined April 2013-
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Look guys, what I said wasn't meant to be as bad as it came out, was extremely insensitive and un-called for. I'll leave my political..
@notKassian @not_chiggy20 Really said it without thinking, got my back up when the reticule came in. Tried apologizing, not working.
@Not_Chiggy20 @keith3yandle Says you of all people.
@Not_Chiggy20 @keith3yandle This is PL, I don't expect to have two people on me trying to make me hate myself for expressing my opinion.
@Keith3Yandle to suggest that I would find any humour in casualties in that number is sick and unfair. I accept your angry.
@Keith3Yandle Disrespect for your country? I chirped how everyone was treating you like god, not that those innocent people were killed
@Keith3Yandle I'm right here.. If you want to express your distaste you can do it directly, the situation was taken out of context.
@BelloBarbie I said I'm sorry, it was put out of context, and THEN I was a dick. Wasn't meaning to be a dick to start though, just happened
But anyway, for those I did offend my apologies, and for those who immediately put on the hatred for me, unfollow. Have a nice night (:
Missile, but of course we did not hear of that in our news. So don't you guys be calling ME insensitive.. Damn.
Let me just point out, and again, this is not discounting the tragedy, but 33 innocent Afgan people were killed today by an American...
Holy fucking hell folks, I wasn't discounting the tragedy, and what Yandle did is cool, I was just pointing out he's not a god for it. Jesus
Oh man the jimmies are rustled in here tonight, and I wasn't even trying! Woah.
Flow Porn @FlowPorn
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Lynn Fitzpatrick @lynnfitz20
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Your Local Goon @GoodGuyGoon
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Dan Hamhuis @DanNotHamhuis
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Martino @canucker101
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Karyssa @BackupKaryssa
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292 Followers 625 Following The Official Twitter page of the 2013 National Hockey League Playoffs #2013NHLPlayoffs
Trade Block Budaj @Budaj_de_Backup
224 Followers 115 Following NOT ACTUALLY BUDAJ. Part-time starter, full-time sassy Slovak. Contrary to popular belief I'm a parody. #BudajDeBest #BelieveInBudaj
aviolentviolet @aviolentviolet
224 Followers 1K Following Funny, sarcastic, fan of Ilya Bryzgalov, Pink Floyd, the Red Wings, hockey in general, NASCAR, the Reds, NIRVANA, and cats! Steam account: aviolentviolet
Victor @VictorMindoianu
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Phil The Cup Keeper @CupKeeperPhil
64 Followers 109 Following Keeper of Lord Stanley's cup! *Parody Account*
Zach Parise @ZachParisesEgo
74 Followers 273 Following *Parody Account *Forward for the Minnesota Wild #11 Took the A on my chest out of pity for koivu I run the NHL
williamfahey12 @willfahey4
125 Followers 1K Following I am still a sled hockey player for Boston ice storm the Goat of sled hockey 🥇🐐🐏🐏🐏🐏🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
tanya @TashaZed
7 Followers 158 Following
BIG HOCKEY HITS @HITSHOCKEY
226 Followers 729 Following **Big hockey hits** Better keep your head up when these guys are out there
Danielle | Hi Calum @bandingcalumxx
451 Followers 1K Following | do not call me princess ♔ | hockey fan | #vancouvercanucks | ♡ I love coffee & {Cake} ♡ |
Fake Todd Bertuzzi �... @fakebertuzzi44
793 Followers 2K Following Me? Rhodes scholar and student of Datsyuk. Currently searching for my fourth tooth. Exploring my queerness. Parody. Cal Bears/Red Wings/Toledo Rockets
Roberto Luongo's Ego @NotRluongo
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Jeff Freaking Carter @CapnCarter77
583 Followers 293 Following The man, the myth, the legend. I'm the soon to be captain of the Los Angeles Kings. I play center both on and off the ice. #zing
Al @A_O_PIL
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Josh Misner @Shogunx68
337 Followers 2K Following I do graphic Design work. I tweet about Hockey. I own lots of hats.
alyssa @morgan___alyssa
655 Followers 623 Following former choir teacher, billing specialist, & amateur actress | she/hers |♩| i apologize for any tweets that i cause to appear on your feed | ♌️
that hockey girl @thathockeygirl8
374 Followers 330 Following
Maxim Lapierre @notLappy
178 Followers 108 Following POUTINE. Official parody of Maxim Lapierre on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Professional uh troll
Zack Kassian @notKassian
64 Followers 69 Following The dirtiest mug in the NHL, tough-guy second liner, and the Vancouver Canucks dental consultant.
Chris Higgins @Not_Chiggy20
315 Followers 70 Following My abs are better than yours. #20 for who the fuck knows right now. will work for beer. Parody.
that hockey girl @thathockeygirl8
374 Followers 330 Following
Hockey Satan @hockeyhell
9 Followers 8 Following The opposite of the hockey gods. I can make everything go wrong for your team or players. I am the lord of bad bounces.
Hockey Canada @HockeyCanada
484K Followers 977 Following Governing body for grassroots hockey and the home of Team Canada. 🏒 Organisme de régie du hockey amateur et domicile d’Équipe Canada au hockey. 🏒
Kevin Bieksa @kbieksa3
237K Followers 308 Following 🇺🇸 BGSU, KO Sports Inc/Wasserman, Nucks, Ducks, Sportsnet Analyst, Hockey Night in Canada 🇨🇦
Roberto Luongo's Ego @NotRluongo
30 Followers 62 Following Fanpage dedicated to Roberto Luongo! Gold medal, president trophy, and western conference champion. Hockey|Soccer|Poker|Italian Food|Honest tweets ;)
Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin
5.7M Followers 71 Following Former #1 golfer in the world and an all-around bad guy.
Derek Jory @NoJoryous
5K Followers 483 Following Author @perfstickbook • Content Director @TheCoachesSite • Consultant @SeahawksCanada • Previously @Canucks & @NFLCanada • Aspiring Dinosaur 🦖
Jones @SwedishFish_4
1K Followers 659 Following Professional Painter. Chaotic Good. I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Conks @CyTonklin
556 Followers 985 Following Former Goaltender. Unemployed analyst and Olympia Club bartender for the Detroit Red Wings #parody this is not Ty Conklin
Fake Todd Bertuzzi �... @fakebertuzzi44
793 Followers 2K Following Me? Rhodes scholar and student of Datsyuk. Currently searching for my fourth tooth. Exploring my queerness. Parody. Cal Bears/Red Wings/Toledo Rockets
Dan Hamhuis @DanNotHamhuis
185 Followers 142 Following Hi i'm Dan The Hammer Hamhuis. Probably the greatest Canuck ever. Way better than my D Partner: Kevin Bieksa
Kaner @SuperNotKane88
357 Followers 128 Following I'm just that silver Olympic medal wearing cabbie puncher. Am I really Patrick Kane? No, it's a parody bitches. I'm not real.
yands @yandlewithcare
541 Followers 352 Following ceo of beards | ceo of being retired | ceo of not the real yands
Alexandre Burrows @French_Fry14
317 Followers 178 Following Fingers aren't the only things I bite! (parody)
M @girlgang22331
831 Followers 5 Following
Jeff Freaking Carter @CapnCarter77
583 Followers 293 Following The man, the myth, the legend. I'm the soon to be captain of the Los Angeles Kings. I play center both on and off the ice. #zing
Not Kris Letang @NotKrisLetang
364 Followers 88 Following I'm just a parody, bro. Not Letang. Please don't sue me.
Tyler Seguin @NotTySeguin19
491 Followers 95 Following i play hockey in dallas now after i got canned from boston. i like to party and im starting to enjoy southern food. im as real as the monsters under your bed
Trade Incoming @tradeincoming
3K Followers 1K Following why are you viewing my profile? why am i even here?
Cory Schneider @NotSchneids
136 Followers 27 Following I'm Cory Schneider and I'm better than you. (Not Schneids)
Kevin Bieksa @FakeBieksa3
230 Followers 58 Following I'm pretty much the best defenseman in a Canucks jersey. But I'm totally not Kevin Bieksa.
Maxim Lapierre @notLappy
178 Followers 108 Following POUTINE. Official parody of Maxim Lapierre on the Pittsburgh Penguins. Professional uh troll
Eddie Läck @LackCityBitch
94 Followers 28 Following
angry tuukka @AngryTuukka
657 Followers 53 Following Angry Finn. Thrower of milk crates. BAMF. Bruins goalie. Cardigan wearer. (This is a parody account. But you probably knew that)
Strombone @strombone1
631K Followers 219 Following
Clearly Not Cleary @danny11cleary
688 Followers 202 Following I'm a parody. That means im not actually Dan Cleary. I'm just a funnier version. I play for the Wings. On rare occasions, I score.
✨Karyssa✨ @kdvanzzz
537 Followers 722 Following science teacher | it’s showbiz baby | radiator of chaotic energy | embodiment of awkward finger guns |☀️|
Not Derek Jory @NotDerekJory
40 Followers 9 Following
Jonathan Quick @notQuicky
80 Followers 58 Following I make your team look bad. 2012 Conn Smythe trophy winner, oh yeah, I also won the Stanley Cup. King Henrik is my ultimate rival. Get on my level.
not Kyle Quincey @NotKyleQuincey
143 Followers 1 Following I'm somehow a defenseman on the detroit red wings. Still a beaut though (PARODY ACCOUNT OBVIOUSLY NOT THE REAL KYLE QUINCEY)
Henrik Sedin @HenrikNot33
59 Followers 40 Following not the captain of the canucks but close to it #Parody
Patrice Bergeron @PatNotBergeron
854 Followers 176 Following Yeah, it's me, Patty. Number 37. That deadly alternate captain, and center for the Boston Bruins. THIS IS A PARODY.
Brad-not-Marchand @brad63allstar
28 Followers 74 Following you already fackin know, snipin pockets and wheeling rockets. #ftb #parody
Not John Tortorella @JTortsTSN
302 Followers 600 Following Now, with twice the Jam! Still not the real John Tortorella.
The Ghost of Hockey @NotTheNHL
1K Followers 582 Following Living the dream one flight at a time. Unapologetically Jewish ✡️
Patrick Sharp @Not_Sharp10
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