Von Zip @Capneo1
Married farm boy lost in suburbia* Denver Broncos/Jazz/USU * If you find my marbles, I’d like them back. The back of beyond Joined October 2012-
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Kellen Winslow
OJ used to be about $4 a gallon. It’s now almost $8 and the jugs aren’t even a gallon anymore. Then “they” wonder why we’re all so pissed all the time.
Mrs. Zip and her office are getting dinner at Ruth’s Chris tonight. What she doesn’t know is that while she’s gone, I’m gonna get a Big Mac. Take THAT Big Bougie Eating Joints!
“I’M A MAN!! I’M UNEMPLOYED!”
If you’re the punter for the Detroit Lions, you’re basically stealing money.
Coming in to the season, I was thinking maybe the Broncos were close to being in the conversation as a top team in the league. Now after the last two weeks and watching the Lions and Ravens game, I realize the Broncos aren’t even in the same galaxy as real contenders.
Had to travel for work recently and this is the car Enterprise gave me.
Detroit doing their best Denver Broncos impression the last 2 minutes of this half.
I could give up all but the NFL and be perfectly happy with my $1.15 million dollars.
I could give up all but the NFL and be perfectly happy with my $1.15 million dollars.
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“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”
“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”
Five blocked FGs in the NFL today (so far) and not one leverage penalty? What is the NFL even doing?
Sean Payton said he’s coached 7 teams he thought were SB teams and this Denver team was one of them. I’ve watched 45 SB teams in my life. This isn’t one of them.
I’m going to tell everyone that’s Bryson Barnes on my shirt.
Just watched the Utah game. As a neutral party (who wanted Utah to win) my takeaway? It was a big moment, they weren’t ready for it. Also, they’ll be fine in the B12.
Always a good game. Both teams are on a 3 game heater. SV with a dramatic win @ Mtn Crest last week and GC put 73 points on Deseret Peak! Sky View hitting their stride but that GC defense is a wagon! Tune in!
Always a good game. Both teams are on a 3 game heater. SV with a dramatic win @ Mtn Crest last week and GC put 73 points on Deseret Peak! Sky View hitting their stride but that GC defense is a wagon! Tune in!
She's the Yin to my Yang, the Pnut butter to my jelly, the mac to my cheese, the hot to my not. From dumb kids w/big dreams to oldie-goldies with battle scars. She's my sun, moon and stars and my reason for everything. 33 amazing years today and I would do it all again.
Best/favorite Italian restaurants Ogden to SLC. Go! Been to Bartolo’s in Farmington Station as well as La Ferrovia and Rovali’s in Ogden. Mrs. Zip wants Italian for our anniversary dinner this weekend.
Big Trouble in Little China.
Big Trouble in Little China.
Growing up on the farm, I frequently had to do some messy jobs. Clean stalls, haul manure, pull calves stuck in their mamas. None of it was as gross as cleaning the shower drains in a house full of females.
Jenn @jennmckay007
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