Captain Mischief @CaptMischief
I'm a cat with a Twitter account. I live with the girl who invented @cuffzbylinz New York, NY Joined December 2010-
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@Linz_Shelton I miss you , but there is a cat-a-thon on animal planet this weekend ... so I am managing
B*tch told me we were going to the spa. What the hell @Linz_Shelton?! (at New York Cat Hospital) cc @imeanithappens
Ultrasound sez: I do NOT haz the cancer. But I AM mad about the Brazilian they gave me. Feel naked :-( @imeanithappens @SpoonerLinn
Headin' to the vet for a kitteh ultrasound. I hope I'm not growin a kitten ... human menz can does, movie sez so: ow.ly/7JNjj
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Yep - Jason Witten hit that cheerleader. No I mean it, he really nailed her. No wait ... you know what I mean. @dallascowboys gettin' PG-13
@imeanithappens I'm makin you a prezent for takin care of me. Don't wurry, doezn't smell: ow.ly/i/m1Rv
I'm sorry I was told there would be turkey @Linz_shelton. #liars twitpic.com/7iuaix
SURPRISE! @Linz_Shelton @imeanithappens @SpoonerLinn thought I would do a little redecorating while you were gone twitpic.com/7i79wd
@Linz_Shelton they say when the mom's away the cats will play - this is a completely unsubstantiated rumor #neitherconfirmnordeny
@imeanithappens is giving me my meds for the first time ...I feel like I would be doing her a disservice if i don't make it interesting
now taking suggestions for how to crack this baby open #answerthecallofthewildplz
DAY1 of operation couch and my reconnaissance has confirmed that under that hard candy shell is a squishy couch twitpic.com/7hmxfg
Iz challenged rumatez @imeanithappens @SpoonerLinn @Linz_Shelton to anuther game of #WhyIsMischiefWet? Dis time answers iz "Mashed Potatoes"
RT @michellek23: Great analogy @Linz_Shelton! Designer jeans, your butt, and your new @klout score ow.ly/7g3EI #kloutkurriculum
I can't fly to CA. @AmericanAir has a habit of losing the kittehs :-( RT @sphynxcatboo: @CaptMischief @Linz_Shelton @klout Cool! I'm...
What are you gonna be for #halloween? I'm thinking #Playboy #LindsayLohan RT @sphynxcatboo: @Linz_Shelton @klout We need to trick or treat
Yer videoz OK @wsjandy. Orange birdz on @Eflow03 @KerenRM & @JohannaP83's headz doesn't movez. Next time - BETTER BIRZ! ow.ly/79jw3
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