Birkemflops @CaptainMagpie
Style over substance abuse London Joined April 2010-
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Stupidly left it too late to buy tickets for the #JohnLewis partnership takeover event on Nov 8th at #thorpepark #frightnight for daughter’s birthday. Come on X - let’s see you do your thing and find some spares so she isn’t disappointed please!
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The world - a piece of arseholes… Etsy 😳
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Retweet for a chance to win a couple of guest list passes for our show with The Libertines on Brighton beach Winner picked at random at 8am on Tuesday morning. Maybe see you there 👊
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Everyone defending Truss/Kwarteng on here today would be saying the complete opposite if Starmer/Reeves had presided over such an abject debacle.
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Update: at last night's Tory summer fundraising party a donor paid £120k to have dinner with Boris Johnson. Shame the @V_and_A museum lent its name to this cash-for-access bonanza
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GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Jacob Rees-Mogg has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Jacob_Rees_Mogg so he can see how well we're doing. Thanks
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It had to be done, it's too perfect. Italy's winning try, Nessun dorma, enjoy. #WALvITA #SixNations
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If you’re ever feeling a little bit smug, remember this and know your place
Just realised it’s gone midnight- so that’s 3 years cancer free today. Whoop woop 🥷!
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43p per day
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I’d never heard of #StewartLee before today, but this is rather good a letter from an old friend of his grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/from-the-ped…
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It was Christmas Eve, babe
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