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Painter & sculptor. Available for a limited time only. 🜏 Michigan, USA Joined March 2020-
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Accidentally flushed my penis down the toilet.
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
Hahaha
silent hill 2 remake is doomed man
Dude, I have to get the fuck off of this website. This fucking sucks.
Would you trust your parents not to eat you if they raised you in their custom, as cannibals? #cannibals
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i like that they openly admit they did this because tiktok wasn't banning enough content that shows people what israel's really doing in gaza. and now they're beating the students that dare protest against their universities funding israel's apartheid and ethnic cleansing.
i like that they openly admit they did this because tiktok wasn't banning enough content that shows people what israel's really doing in gaza. and now they're beating the students that dare protest against their universities funding israel's apartheid and ethnic cleansing.
Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from 2008
Wednesday breakfast.
I would like to dedicate this first win to @neverthetories.
Can confirm this is how I sound during a bad shift
Earth Day messaging is still stuck at the "recycle harder" level, when what we need is the "sue & disrupt the fossil fuel industry out of existence and put the executives who've spread lies in prison, as billions of lives and life on Earth is at risk" level
Have a dream about a man named Fryan and I will give you $9 CASH.
Don't follow me, I am a dullard.
The sad irony is, if Jack Torrance had just written down what was happening to him, he would have written The Shining, a very successful book.
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‼️‼️ NEW JAMIE LOFTUS POD ‼️‼️
so wait… you’re telling me you can subscribe to my new weekly @coolzonemedia show about the internet’s main characters RIGHT NOW? you’re telling me the first episode drops NEXT TUESDAY? that’s just so interesting 😇
We simply can't stop making podcasts together. Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) is a WEEKLY half-reported, half-interview podcast that will look into some of the internet’s main characters, from the most famous to the most forgotten. I love you @jamieloftusHELP Links below 💖
so wait… you’re telling me you can subscribe to my new weekly @coolzonemedia show about the internet’s main characters RIGHT NOW? you’re telling me the first episode drops NEXT TUESDAY? that’s just so interesting 😇
so wait… you’re telling me you can subscribe to my new weekly @coolzonemedia show about the internet’s main characters RIGHT NOW? you’re telling me the first episode drops NEXT TUESDAY? that’s just so interesting 😇
@Carbon_Cesspool Both. Raccoon Mario (left); Tanooki Mario (right).
He’s done it again
Your Uncle Wallace on his time working in England
Your Uncle Wallace on his time working in England
I'm happy to report that the raccoon video is absolutely flying. A bit like raccoon Mario.
@taylordotbiz The best replies ever in which he is typing
If you're too lazy to read/follow directions, don't get pissed at the expense report gal when she rejects your report and tells you to resubmit after you READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS! Side note: I've finally found the person in this company that's on my level with snarky emails
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
>TV Show huge success >Fans flock back to the game >Naturally requires a shit ton of mods to be playable because it's the Bethesda way >Release update breaking them all and leaving the game unplayable on PC Bravo Todd
Whatever the intent, Bethesda's mod-breaking Fallout 4 update was a massive show of disrespect to the game's most diehard fans. trib.al/I2cnUV6
I know the budget was huge and it's got some kind of Sony backing but honestly I couldn't tell it apart from half the junk you see on the Steam New Releases tab
Tonight's horror: Men (The movie not actual men for once) Okay well last night's movie... got high, forgot to finish the tweet 😂 This movie stressed me out. The ending was WILD. Definitely worth a watch. 8/10.
my dog after I pretend to throw the ball for the eighth straight time
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