Carlton @CarltonSwift

@[email protected] (Because Twitter is starting to smell funny) carltonswift.com Charleston, SC Joined May 2008

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

a year ago

Two attempted assassination attempts and Trump is still too cowardly to call for any sort of gun reform.

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Change liability laws: If your gun is stolen, you are held responsible for any and all crimes committed with that gun until it is reported stolen to law enforcement. If that scares you, then do a better job securing your gun.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

a year ago

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like VP Harris missed an opportunity to start her South Georgia tour just north of Columbus.

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Frank Conniff @FrankConniff

a year ago

The Chicks are a reminder that Republicans invented Cancel Culture.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

a year ago

It's exciting to be sitting through my second "1,000 year flood" within a decade. /s #chswx

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

a year ago

Maybe I'll just let social media do its thing for a few days while I enjoy things that are not social media. Or media in general, now that I think about it. Oof.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

So is Mrs Butterworth still a thing? I feel like technology has progressed enough that the bottle could probably actually talk by now.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

Welp. My bracket is busted. Also I didn't fill out a bracket.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

So...at what point does it become awkward to wish people a Happy New Year?

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Year Progress @year_progress

2 years ago

2023 is 100% complete.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

Yes, but I don’t have to make small talk with dogs.

The Onion @TheOnion

2 years ago

Yes, but I don’t have to make small talk with dogs.

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

2 years ago

Growing up as a GenX latchkey kid, Bob Barker helped me get through sick days spent alone at home during my childhood. RIP ❤️

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

Am I the only one who sees this?

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

Who wants popcorn this evening? Anyone want popcorn this evening? I kinda want popcorn this evening.

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Carlton @CarltonSwift

2 years ago

I don't normally share random links, but I felt this one was important. LIVE REPORTING OF HOSE SHIT IN DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON! charleston-sc.gov/1499/Carriage-…