Cav Daily Humor @CavDailyHumor
Tweets from the @CavalierDaily Humor section. Like Barstool, but we write our own jokes. Tweets do NOT reflect the opinions of The Cavalier Daily. Joined October 2020-
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what do parkmobile and furman have in common? getting UVA students confused with zones
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Brown College students watching UVA tour groups as they talk about how residential colleges are thriving communities but days ago none of them had running water for hours and the stairways smelled like sh*t
when you're late for a class in Clark Hall and five UVA tour groups are blocking the entrance:
Looking to escape your toxic relationship? Try Hallmark’s new breakup-themed Valentine’s Day collection. cavalierdaily.com/article/2023/0…
Trending Valentine’s Day gifts for your special someone: • a flex dollar • heavy duty mouthwash • quality headphones (if they have a roommate who likes to get active)
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You all asked, so now he’s answering cavalierdaily.com/article/2022/0…
BREAKING: U.Va accepts all 50 awards for the “50 Most Beautiful College Construction Sites in the U.S.”
when you trip and fall in front of a U.Va tour group:
*the Editorial Board getting emails claiming that speech isn’t violent when those same emails tell them to kill themselves*
By: Emily Porter, Humor Columnist
Jessica Moore explores the top 10 culture shocks for Black students at a Predominantly White Institution cavalierdaily.com/article/2022/0…
*Duke after U.Va. beat them again this year*
Jim Ryan as soon as the attorney general said U.Va. probably shouldn’t require vaccinations
Feeling grateful for the IFC/ISC editorial backlash on Yik Yak. We never realized people read our columns ❤️
Twitter works just fine and y’all still have less followers than the average Zeta sister ?
Twitter works just fine and y’all still have less followers than the average Zeta sister ? https://t.co/k0gkA9y4Fo
Hey guys! T-4 days until summer applications to join the humor staff are due! Apply here: docs.google.com/forms/d/10YTEw…. Feel free to DM us any questions!
11 decades of satire and *this* was the best April Fools tweet y’all could think of?
11 decades of satire and *this* was the best April Fools tweet y’all could think of?
Student protestors: give us stimmys and freeze tuition please Jim Ryan:
BREAKING: Dean Groves discovers it’s easier to just raise the outdoor gathering limit instead of asking the boys to stop their darty
The Cav Daily Humor Section officially endorses whatever Stud Co rep can explain wtf a Provost is
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