Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

Most people are either too lazy or closed minded to discern the difference between satire and reality. The rest are afraid to ask for help. If you need help ask Regensburg, Deutschland Joined August 2009

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

a year ago

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

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Saud @DruBat95

2 years ago

Marriage, at its core, is a voluntary covenant, a profound act of courage and responsibility that binds two souls in the face of life’s chaos. You ask why we marry? It’s not merely for love, though love is the spark. It’s because we crave a partner to stand with us against the abyss of existence, to share the burden of being. We seek someone to witness our struggle, to affirm that our trials—our victories and defeats—are not in vain. Man is a creature of meaning, and marriage is a crucible for forging it. You marry to have someone to turn to at day’s end, to wrestle with the weight of your thoughts, your doubts, your aspirations. It’s a commitment to face the dragon of life together, to build something enduring—a family, a legacy, a microcosm of order in a world that tilts toward entropy. This isn’t sentimentality; it’s a pragmatic necessity. Alone, you’re vulnerable to despair. Together, you’re fortified, not because life gets easier, but because shared suffering has purpose. Consider the alternative: a life unwitnessed, where your joys and sorrows echo into the void. Marriage says, “I see you. Your existence matters.” It’s a vow to hold each other accountable, to call one another to higher virtue, to confront the flaws and shadows within. It’s not about fleeting happiness—happiness is a byproduct, not the goal. It’s about meaning, the kind that emerges when you sacrifice your selfish impulses for something greater. Critics might claim you can find meaning elsewhere—in friendships, in solitude. And there’s truth there; the individual must stand upright before entering the union. But marriage is a unique crucible, a sacred pact that demands you integrate your being with another’s, not just for your sake, but for the world’s. It’s the foundation of civilization itself. families, communities, cultures rise from this bond. To marry is to say, “Despite the chaos, I choose to build. I choose to love. I choose to fight for order.” And in that choice, life’s troubles become not just bearable, but noble.

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

2 years ago

@ProfitsTaken @SOU7H3RNG1RL @LeadingReport I understand this platform is helpful for your “image” but try to at least ask a critical question or two before posting. census.gov/newsroom/press….

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

2 years ago

@ProfitsTaken @SOU7H3RNG1RL @LeadingReport Let’s just skip over your assumption about mothers’ spending habits/infrastructure implementation cost for your idea. You are missing the bigger picture. One important issue is that the birth rate needs to be adjusted to avoid population collapse in the future.

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

3 years ago

@POTUS It’s hard to imagine the audacity required to take credit for the 10+ interest rate hikes the FED has made under monetary policy while simultaneously doubling down on a expansionary fiscal policy.

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SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex

4 years ago

If you really took Halloween seriously, you’d be a skeleton 365 days a year. Get on my level, mortals.

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

5 years ago

@PhilippaHogg1 Honestly that’s a better deal than I’m getting right now 😕

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

5 years ago

60 Minutes episode reveals Facebook Whistleblower. Less than 24 hours later, Insta/Facebook/WhatsApp crash.. Weird 😐

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

5 years ago

If you all could stop taking Instagram pictures in front of my house I would really appreciate it.

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

5 years ago

@PhilippaHogg1 Just get citizenship in the EU like the rest of us 👀👀

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

5 years ago

You should be upset about Afghanistan. Reexamine your positions on western involvement, war and take a long look at yourself and ask a few questions. What I did to help? What will I do to help? At least one of those answers should be free of guilt. #AfghanistanBurning

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Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco

5 years ago

👀 birdandmoon.com/comic/smoke-an…

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Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz

5 years ago

once I met a guy on an airplane and he and his husband invited me over for dinner and I showed up on the wrong day and it still haunts me

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

7 years ago

@SimoneGiertz The first one is the original recipe. The second is modified to make the Bouillon. If you use the homemade version of the Bouillon, I recommend adding the mixture to taste. This recipe is good warm, but it is best served chilled on a hot day. Good luck 🙂🤓

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BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

7 years ago

China prepares 100,000 ducks to battle Pakistan's locust swarms A single duck can eat more than 200 locusts a day bbc.in/3863qYY

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Guy Chadwick @ChadGuywick

7 years ago

@dylan_marie Nah that’s still a choice 😂

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Brian Goodwin @goodwinbrian8

10 years ago

I know where I'm going.

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semi-metal alchemist @plantbboi

8 years ago

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?