exceptional sandwhich @ChanceTheActor
normal man Chicago, IL Joined January 2018-
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@SalVulcano The average 7-Eleven is a hellscape of expired product on the shelves and organisms growing inside the drink fountain that would turn a Zebra’s stripes red. Say what you want about Starbucks corporate policies, at least the floor isn’t caked in shit and trash.
Finally Starting “Breaking Bad” let’s see what all the hype is about.
me escapé al bosque
@chanceisloud Hey @KenTremendous art imitates life lol
One taught me love. One taught me patience. One taught me pain.
New Yorkers be like: 🚶🏻♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏿♀️🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♀️ Here
Nike is about to take a HUGE hit when they lose their contract with College of the Ozarks, a school that boasts DOZENS of people in the stands at their sporting events each season. DOZENS.
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)
I have infiltrated an Assemblies of God Facebook group and I’m trying to see how many buff Winnie the Pooh memes I can get away with before they kick me out.
Yo, Danny Fenton he was just fourteen when his parents build a very strange machine. It was designed to view a world unseen. When it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash everything just changed. His molecules
My grandpa died and his name was on the @DIRECTV bill. When my grandma tried changing the name they turned off her service until the 14th because they need to “install” something. It was working fine yesterday. A woman lost her husband so now she doesn’t get service for 2 weeks?
It’s weird watching people you used to get drunk in basements with get married and pretend to be a fancy Instagram person.
There are always two sides to every breakup.
@Wendys Hello...I am a country music singer trying to book gigs and a lifelong fan of your fresh never frozen food. Can I get a retweet to boost my popularity? It is hard on the internet.
Follow everyone who Likes and Retweets this💝✅
@DrTCabot hey doc, Im new to twitter, former Cabot boy born and bred, now trying to make my mark in country music...any chance I could get a follow and retweet? God bless.... -Billy Bayless
@CabotHigh Can a proud alum get a retweet and follow? starting out on twitter and trying to get my music career started.....please help out a Panther in need!
@CountryMusicAge Hello, please help me. I am new to Twitter.
@thecrowdtheater Do ya'll do music open mics/shows? I am new to town and I sing songs and play my guitar....looking for stage time.
@jasonkirkness Hey there brother, appreciate the follow....this twitter stuff is tough starting out for a fella like me ha ha ha
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