Big Cheese 🐓🔊🌮 @Cheeseular

Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin's bitch. He's the gimp from Pulp Fiction, except we're all trapped in the basement with him, and this gelatinous, genuflecting cuck is sweating Sunny D through a latex onesie two sizes too small, packed in like kielbasa at a Lambeau tailgate, squeaking every time he bends and twirling for the camera in his Bedazzled ball gag like it's prom night at the Moscow Marriott.

The New York Times @nytimes

2 weeks ago

Breaking News: President Trump signed an executive order to exempt Russia from new sanctions legislation that Congress passed last month. nyti.ms/4zDoByS

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Last night, Ukraine’s Defense Forces struck an airfield in the Voronezh region. Four Su-34 aircraft were destroyed and two more Su-34s were hit. The Russians used them to terrorize our people. These very warplanes were ready to launch new attacks on Ukraine and were loaded with aerial bombs. Our Long Neptune missile was used to strike the target. I thank the warriors of the Ukrainian Navy for their precision! Our long-range sanctions also reached a site in the Oryol region used to store and launch attack drones. A target was also hit in the Black Sea. These are our justified responses to all of Russia’s terror against Ukraine. Russia is dragging out the war, so our long-range operations will continue.

US has not spent $350B on Ukraine. It has spent $132B, $33B of that is money. The rest is $21B in loans, repaid from frozen Russian assets, $4B in humanitarian aid, and the vast majority, $74B is military equipment. Half that equipment is new, made in the US. The other half is old stockpile equipment, which soon would have had to be demilitarized at great cost. The replacement equipment is made in the US, so the money stays in the US. 
Meanwhile, the EU and European countries have spent a combined $271B, more than twice as much as the US.

According to the wife of Johnson’s fellow campaign figurehead, Michael Gove, Johnson made the final momentous decision to join the Leave campaign at a dinner with Evgeny Lebedev

NEW: Ten years on, Prime Minister @andyburnham tells @campbellclaret & @RoryStewartUK that there was ‘clear’ Russian interference in the Brexit vote. FINALLY after years of cover-ups & denials from the highest levels of the UK govt. That in itself deserves an inquiry. 1/

In 2018, comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was PANNED. Now, 8 years later, the joke’s on her haters: everything she said aged extraordinarily well 👍🏾 On Trump not showing up to the dinner: “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did. You remember? Good.” On Trump’s daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka. “She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She’s done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess, like father like daughter.” On vice-president Mike Pence: “He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.” On White House counsellor Kellyanne Conway: “You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.” On former press secretary Sarah Huckabee: “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” Immediately after the dinner, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued an apology — saying the night was supposed to “unite not divide” — and dozens of papers panned the comic in their reviews. But dozens of comedians rushed to Wolf’s defense. Stephen Colbert, who was the featured entertainer at the 2006 event, said it best: “This is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want!" 😝 8 years later, Wolf has still never apologized. Nor should she! She got the last laugh 🎤 ⤵️

f you could find a way to generate electricity from Ronald Reagan spinning in his grave you'd be able to power the Eastern Seaboard right now.

CBS News @CBSNews

3 weeks ago

"I want to thank President Putin, to be honest with you," President Trump said on Friday after Russia agreed to provide the world with millions of tons of diesel fuel over the next several months in a bid to decrease skyrocketing global prices. cbsn.ws/4yHRjyo

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Ukraine just blew up a Russian data center that caused a big drop in Russian propaganda bots, so Fox News has to make up the difference.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 weeks ago

White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia nods along on Fox & Friends as Rachel Campos-Duffy blasts that "ingrate Zelenskyy who keeps blowing up refineries and making things more complicated for the president ahead of the midterms"

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BREAKING: We are now Buying massive amounts of fuel from Russia and Vladimir Putin so that he can fund his attacks against our allies and further fund Iran, who is directly attacking us. That's the "ART of the Deal"! I'm sorry. I mean Art of the Con.

Six-time French champions Bordeaux, sanctioned in the summer for financial irregularities, will play in the sixth tier of French football this season, the Nouvelle-Aquitaine league confirmed on Thursday. Over to you, Premier League....

When I was at university we had to write an essay about Starbucks and their tax avoidance. This was in 2012. Essentially they pay a ‘Royalty and Licence fee’ to a non UK company each year. This strips out their profits and enables them to avoid almost all corporation tax. I thought I would check whether things have changed since I wrote the essay back in 2012. This is the Corporation Tax paid each financial year: 2021: £5.4m 2022: £4.5m 2023: £7.2m 2024: £0m 2025 -£13.7m Total: £3.4m Royalty and License Fees: 2021: £26.5m 2022: £34.4m 2023: £40.4m 2024: £40.4m 2025: £43.2m Total: £184.9m Assuming a 25% corporation tax rate would be £46.22m in taxes brought in. If these loopholes were closed off, maybe our personal taxes would be reasonable.

@StevenErtelt Read a fucking book will you!

@GeorgeSessions This is the problem an Spurs. The likes of Parrot and Lankshear are allowed to leave! Just a fluke that Harry Kane wasn’t sold before he was put in the team by Sherwood bc of injuries 🤷‍♂️

I genuinely think that a Labour Lord pushing a false narrative for a foreign surveillance firm in change for money against the advice of NHS clinicians is a security risk.

Tom Watson @tom_watson

4 weeks ago

Later today protesters will demand ‘No Palantir in our NHS’    While they protest, someone, somewhere will get an operation scheduled earlier, a cancer diagnosis quicker, a loved one home from hospital sooner - thanks to the software that those protesters would switch off.   Here

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They’ve been dumping shit in the rivers for six years and the punishment is a fine smaller than the CEO’s annual bonus. We get the sewage and the price rises, they get the dividends. It fucking stinks, in more ways than one.

Sky News @SkyNews

4 weeks ago

South West Water (SWW) has been fined almost £8m for hundreds of sewage spillages across Devon and Cornwall over a six-year period. trib.al/bl14kBa

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Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings WERE put in charge of Brexit, and they then delivered it. At some point its biggest supporters need to start acknowledging that the brighter future promised by Vote Leave was a lie. That's the long and short of it. x.com/tomhfh/status/…

Tom Harwood @tomhfh

4 weeks ago

The original sin of Brexit was not allowing Vote Leave to own the project after victory. In wrestling power from the people who won the referendum, insane internal machinations within the Parliamentary Conservative Party prevented those who campaigned for the outcome from

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NEW: ‘It’s an implicit threat’. Lord Tom Watson of Palantir writes to one of its biggest critics - Labour MP @labourlewis.bsky.social - to tell him the surveillance firm is watching him.

Bro, just lower your prices. The reason less people go to McDonald’s is because no one wants to pay sit down restaurant prices for fast food.

Pubity @pubity

a month ago

McDonald's announced they're investing $8,500,000,000 in their restaurants to try and make a comeback. This includes implementing a lot more AI to automate tasks and new, healthy menu items like grilled chicken, egg bites and protein bowls.

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⚠️ LATEST: Andy Burnham Meets Donald Trump. It Gets Weird. 👇🏻 Please watch and share this latest #BrokenNews youtu.be/EWlc2orPr-s

How is getting rid of Russian disinformation “kneecapping Refor…” Ohhhh….

Danny Kruger @danny__kruger

a month ago

Labour and the Civil Service are using every means at their disposal to kneecap Reform UK - all in the name of democracy

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