Cheney's Ghost @CheneysGhost
I shot a man in the face and then made him apologize to me! Go fuck yourself! twitter.com/#!/search/real… Haunting the GOP in 2012 Joined August 2011-
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@TheDailyShow Chew toy for Bo Obama (of course, there's a spy cam and microphone hidden in the left ventricle) #CheneysOldHeart
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@TheDailyShow In surgery, had dream again: Wandering around Italian villa looking for Niger yellowcake and fucking WMDs. #CheneysOldHeart
@TheDailyShow Squeezey toy for stress reduction #CheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
@TheDailyShow "Skeet practice with Harry Whittington" New Uses For #CheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
@CheneysOldHeart @CheneysNewHeart #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart
In surgery, I had that dream again: Wandering around Italian villa looking for Niger yellowcake and fucking WMDs. #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart
A game of Cricket, anyone? #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
Chew toy for Bo Obama (of course, there's a spy cam and microphone hidden in the left ventricle) #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
Squeezey toy for stress reduction #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
Skeet practice with Harry Whittington #NewUsesForCheneysOldHeart #TheHashtagGame
I dreamed of wandering around an Italian villa looking for yellowcake from Niger and those fucking WMDs.
The "In My Own Fucking Time" book tour went great last August. I don't give a rat's ass if Colin and Condi can't wait to piss on my grave.
Colin Powell tried to undermine the president. Fuck him!
Tenet quit the CIA when the going got tough. Fuck him!
No fucking apologies for invading Iraq. And, yeah, Condi crying in my fucking office was one of my favorite moments.
Whatever you do, make sure you’ve got the fucking vice-president under control.
Note to Al Gore: Who the fuck retracts a concession? Go fuck yourself, and take your global warming with you!
Not Rick Santorum @NotRSantorum
174 Followers 800 Following The Islamophobic Mr. Rogers. #Santorum2016! #tcot #TeaParty #ocra
Not Mitt Romney @NotMRomney
238 Followers 982 Following Official weather vane for the Republican party. Anybody but Romney! #voteMitt #tcot #TeaParty #ocra #p2 #p21 #tlot
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Sean O'C @timeblimp
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Not Newt Gingrich @NotNGingrich
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FakePataki @FakePataki
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FakeGOP2012 @FakeGOP2012
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FakeTurdBlossom @FakeTurdBlossom
13 Followers 13 Following Senior Advisor/Deputy Chief of Staff for 43 - Political analyst for Fox, ahem, News - Political genius, if I do say so myself - Fave TV show: A&E's Storage Wars![Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1505121305/Newt.jpg)
TheFakeNewt @TheFakeNewt
14 Followers 13 Following Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's
NotRepRonPaul @NotRepRonPaul
25 Followers 12 Following My friends call me Dr. No - Congressman/Gynocologist from TX running for POTUS 2012 - Delivered more babies than @NotMichele and @TheFakePalin combined!
NotRomney @NotRomney
14 Followers 12 Following Former Gov of Massachusetts - Empty suit du jour running for POTUS 2012 - As President, manufacturing of magic underwear will no longer be outsourced to China
NotGovPerry @NotGovPerry
13 Followers 13 Following One way or another, I'm gonna be president of a country soon...either the U.S. or Texas - Global warming, my ass! - BFF with Ben Bernanke
NotSantorum @NotSantorum
18 Followers 12 Following Confrontational former U.S. Senator from PA - I scream for ice cream! - Running for POTUS in 2012, not that any of you are paying attention to me
FakeJonHuntsman @FakeJonHuntsman
16 Followers 12 Following Former Gov Utah - Former U.S. Ambassador to China - Running for POTUS 2012 - Unlike @NotRomney, I'm pro-outsourcing of magic underwear manufacturing to China
GOP Bloviater @GOPBloviater
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Sean O'C @timeblimp
1K Followers 2K Following How rarely can you update a blog, for it still to count as active? Let's find out! https://t.co/d7QY2qB394.
Not Newt Gingrich @NotNGingrich
135 Followers 721 Following I am infinitely smarter than any and all of you. #withNewt #tcot #TeaParty #ocra
FakePataki @FakePataki
6 Followers 13 Following Former three-term Gov of NY - Do NOT call me Elmer! - Please pick me to be your running mate! - Not much else of interest to say about myself
FakeGOP2012 @FakeGOP2012
13 Followers 13 Following Coming soon to an election near you! Starring @HubbyMarcus @NotMichele @NotGovPerry @NotRomney @NotRepRonPaul @TheFakeNewt @NotSantorum @TheFakePalin and more!
HubbyMarcus @HubbyMarcus
16 Followers 2 Following Back from the POTUS Campaign Trail with @NotMichele - Campaign Strategist - Media Planner - Traveling Assistant - Personal Shopper - Prayin' the Gay Away
NotMicheleBachmann @NotMichele
15 Followers 1 Following MILFier than #Palin. BFF with Tina Brown. Reigning #TeaParty Queen. Beard for @HubbyMarcus. Ran for POTUS to save world from Liberals and rise of Soviet Union.
NotGovPerry @NotGovPerry
13 Followers 13 Following One way or another, I'm gonna be president of a country soon...either the U.S. or Texas - Global warming, my ass! - BFF with Ben Bernanke
NotRepRonPaul @NotRepRonPaul
25 Followers 12 Following My friends call me Dr. No - Congressman/Gynocologist from TX running for POTUS 2012 - Delivered more babies than @NotMichele and @TheFakePalin combined!
NotRomney @NotRomney
14 Followers 12 Following Former Gov of Massachusetts - Empty suit du jour running for POTUS 2012 - As President, manufacturing of magic underwear will no longer be outsourced to China
TheFakeNewt @TheFakeNewt
14 Followers 13 Following Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's
NotSantorum @NotSantorum
18 Followers 12 Following Confrontational former U.S. Senator from PA - I scream for ice cream! - Running for POTUS in 2012, not that any of you are paying attention to me
TheFakePalin @TheFakePalin
14 Followers 0 Following MILFier than Bachmann. Younger than Hillary. POTUSier than Jeb, Jindal, Rubio or Christie. Running for prez of these here United States in 2016, you betcha!
GOP Bloviater @GOPBloviater
12 Followers 12 Following Most influential conservative voice in the US... Nation’s highest-rated radio show... Millions listen to my screed each week... BFF with Barack HUSSEIN Obama...
FakeTurdBlossom @FakeTurdBlossom
13 Followers 13 Following Senior Advisor/Deputy Chief of Staff for 43 - Political analyst for Fox, ahem, News - Political genius, if I do say so myself - Fave TV show: A&E's Storage Wars
FakeJonHuntsman @FakeJonHuntsman
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