NotSantorum @NotSantorum

Confrontational former U.S. Senator from PA - I scream for ice cream! - Running for POTUS in 2012, not that any of you are paying attention to me FakeGOP2012.com Pennsylvania Joined August 2011

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Texas for Mitt @mittrom12

33 Followers 57 Following Doing the state of Texas good by campaigning and advertising for Mitt Romney's 2012 campaign

Featured in HuffPost! The best way to interact w/ worst candidate! Flip Flops designed/printed in USA. Take a stand against Mitt Romney! http://t.co/SHoJammC4m

theMittFlops @theMittFlops

97 Followers 883 Following Featured in HuffPost! The best way to interact w/ worst candidate! Flip Flops designed/printed in USA. Take a stand against Mitt Romney! http://t.co/SHoJammC4m

Artistic creation of artwork using santorum as art medium. Santorum is the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Tony Pooart @TonyPooart

92 Followers 919 Following Artistic creation of artwork using santorum as art medium. Santorum is the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Not Newt Gingrich @NotNGingrich

135 Followers 721 Following I am infinitely smarter than any and all of you. #withNewt #tcot #TeaParty #ocra

Not Rick Perry @NotRPerry

30 Followers 158 Following This is just a practice run. Next time I'll try to win.

Not Mitt Romney @NotMRomney

238 Followers 982 Following Official weather vane for the Republican party. Anybody but Romney! #voteMitt #tcot #TeaParty #ocra #p2 #p21 #tlot

Not Rick Santorum @NotRSantorum

174 Followers 800 Following The Islamophobic Mr. Rogers. #Santorum2016! #tcot #TeaParty #ocra

Faith, Family, Freedom...but without Gays, Muslims, or Illegals. These #SantorumIdeas come from my straight, non-homosexual, non-gay brain that GOD gave me.

Ricky Santorum @santorumideas

19 Followers 79 Following Faith, Family, Freedom...but without Gays, Muslims, or Illegals. These #SantorumIdeas come from my straight, non-homosexual, non-gay brain that GOD gave me.

Former three-term Gov of NY - Do NOT call me Elmer! - Please pick me to be your running mate! - Not much else of interest to say about myself

FakePataki @FakePataki

6 Followers 13 Following Former three-term Gov of NY - Do NOT call me Elmer! - Please pick me to be your running mate! - Not much else of interest to say about myself

Coming soon to an election near you! Starring @HubbyMarcus @NotMichele @NotGovPerry @NotRomney @NotRepRonPaul @TheFakeNewt @NotSantorum @TheFakePalin and more!

FakeGOP2012 @FakeGOP2012

13 Followers 13 Following Coming soon to an election near you! Starring @HubbyMarcus @NotMichele @NotGovPerry @NotRomney @NotRepRonPaul @TheFakeNewt @NotSantorum @TheFakePalin and more!

Senior Advisor/Deputy Chief of Staff for 43 - Political analyst for Fox, ahem, News - Political genius, if I do say so myself - Fave TV show: A&E's Storage Wars

FakeTurdBlossom @FakeTurdBlossom

13 Followers 13 Following Senior Advisor/Deputy Chief of Staff for 43 - Political analyst for Fox, ahem, News - Political genius, if I do say so myself - Fave TV show: A&E's Storage Wars

Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's

TheFakeNewt @TheFakeNewt

14 Followers 13 Following Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's

My friends call me Dr. No - Congressman/Gynocologist from TX running for POTUS 2012 - Delivered more babies than @NotMichele and @TheFakePalin combined!

NotRepRonPaul @NotRepRonPaul

25 Followers 12 Following My friends call me Dr. No - Congressman/Gynocologist from TX running for POTUS 2012 - Delivered more babies than @NotMichele and @TheFakePalin combined!

Former Gov of Massachusetts - Empty suit du jour running for POTUS 2012 - As President, manufacturing of magic underwear will no longer be outsourced to China

NotRomney @NotRomney

14 Followers 12 Following Former Gov of Massachusetts - Empty suit du jour running for POTUS 2012 - As President, manufacturing of magic underwear will no longer be outsourced to China

One way or another, I'm gonna be president of a country soon...either the U.S. or Texas - Global warming, my ass! - BFF with Ben Bernanke

NotGovPerry @NotGovPerry

13 Followers 13 Following One way or another, I'm gonna be president of a country soon...either the U.S. or Texas - Global warming, my ass! - BFF with Ben Bernanke

Former Gov Utah - Former U.S. Ambassador to China - Running for POTUS 2012 - Unlike @NotRomney, I'm pro-outsourcing of magic underwear manufacturing to China

FakeJonHuntsman @FakeJonHuntsman

16 Followers 12 Following Former Gov Utah - Former U.S. Ambassador to China - Running for POTUS 2012 - Unlike @NotRomney, I'm pro-outsourcing of magic underwear manufacturing to China

Cheney's Ghost @CheneysGhost

15 Followers 15 Following I shot a man in the face and then made him apologize to me! Go fuck yourself!

Most influential conservative voice in the US... Nation’s highest-rated radio show... Millions listen to my screed each week... BFF with Barack HUSSEIN Obama...

GOP Bloviater @GOPBloviater

12 Followers 12 Following Most influential conservative voice in the US... Nation’s highest-rated radio show... Millions listen to my screed each week... BFF with Barack HUSSEIN Obama...

FakeGOP2012 @FakeGOP2012

13 Followers 13 Following Coming soon to an election near you! Starring @HubbyMarcus @NotMichele @NotGovPerry @NotRomney @NotRepRonPaul @TheFakeNewt @NotSantorum @TheFakePalin and more!

Back from the POTUS Campaign Trail with @NotMichele - Campaign Strategist - Media Planner - Traveling Assistant - Personal Shopper - Prayin' the Gay Away

HubbyMarcus @HubbyMarcus

16 Followers 2 Following Back from the POTUS Campaign Trail with @NotMichele - Campaign Strategist - Media Planner - Traveling Assistant - Personal Shopper - Prayin' the Gay Away

MILFier than #Palin. BFF with Tina Brown. Reigning #TeaParty Queen. Beard for @HubbyMarcus. Ran for POTUS to save world from Liberals and rise of Soviet Union.

NotMicheleBachmann @NotMichele

15 Followers 1 Following MILFier than #Palin. BFF with Tina Brown. Reigning #TeaParty Queen. Beard for @HubbyMarcus. Ran for POTUS to save world from Liberals and rise of Soviet Union.

NotGovPerry @NotGovPerry

13 Followers 13 Following One way or another, I'm gonna be president of a country soon...either the U.S. or Texas - Global warming, my ass! - BFF with Ben Bernanke

NotRomney @NotRomney

14 Followers 12 Following Former Gov of Massachusetts - Empty suit du jour running for POTUS 2012 - As President, manufacturing of magic underwear will no longer be outsourced to China

NotRepRonPaul @NotRepRonPaul

25 Followers 12 Following My friends call me Dr. No - Congressman/Gynocologist from TX running for POTUS 2012 - Delivered more babies than @NotMichele and @TheFakePalin combined!

TheFakeNewt @TheFakeNewt

14 Followers 13 Following Former Speaker of the House, now running for POTUS 2012 - Teacher's pet in high school geometry [HUBBA-HUBBA] - BFF with Bill Clinton - BFF with Tiffany's

MILFier than Bachmann. Younger than Hillary. POTUSier than Jeb, Jindal, Rubio or Christie. Running for prez of these here United States in 2016, you betcha!

TheFakePalin @TheFakePalin

14 Followers 0 Following MILFier than Bachmann. Younger than Hillary. POTUSier than Jeb, Jindal, Rubio or Christie. Running for prez of these here United States in 2016, you betcha!

GOP Bloviater @GOPBloviater

12 Followers 12 Following Most influential conservative voice in the US... Nation’s highest-rated radio show... Millions listen to my screed each week... BFF with Barack HUSSEIN Obama...

Cheney's Ghost @CheneysGhost

15 Followers 15 Following I shot a man in the face and then made him apologize to me! Go fuck yourself!

FakeTurdBlossom @FakeTurdBlossom

13 Followers 13 Following Senior Advisor/Deputy Chief of Staff for 43 - Political analyst for Fox, ahem, News - Political genius, if I do say so myself - Fave TV show: A&E's Storage Wars

FakeJonHuntsman @FakeJonHuntsman

16 Followers 12 Following Former Gov Utah - Former U.S. Ambassador to China - Running for POTUS 2012 - Unlike @NotRomney, I'm pro-outsourcing of magic underwear manufacturing to China