Ian Tichell @ChewingWax

@DerrenBrown You really have it all figured out

@DerrenBrown Watching Miracle on Netflix. Well done my friend.

Let's take a second to gather up our thoughts and then we can meet up at the diner for some biscuits and gravy and maybe nice cold beverages

I am welding together those two bits in hope that as a whole with power they will conquer the neighborhood and bask in total glory together.

Look Fargo! Over there behind the tractor I found a nest of tiny pink and blue eggs being sat on by a fat iguana sipping on a cool lemonade.

He tethered two onions together with strong red rope and loosely draped them over the lowest branch of the tree she gave him on his birthday

Do you remember that old joke about the two monkeys sitting in a barber shop playing a game of cards and sipping on tall glasses of ice tea?

Baby Franny's Magic Etch A Sketch drew magnificent portraits of notable local politicians wearing the most fashionable hats and petty coats.

The people in the front make a parade. They are the stabilizing genre setting inhabitants enjoying the meta display of their own ignorance.

Oh Dandah, we always felt that your butterfly collection was beyond comprehension. And the sweaters with spiders were sexy and so wonderful.

He collected his tears encased in blue and red glass spheres strung like beads around the maple tree that he had planted next to her grave.

She would always treasure those quiet moments alone in her grandparent's attic playing with the dolls that had been banished there for life.

The Sun rose over the mountains and she beheld the world in a new light. Her companion, a red panda named Duke, sniffed the air and sneezed.

She lined up the soup cans in rows of three, sorted by flavor and color and her preferences on cold winter nights out in the icy lake house.

Tired and festering from a long mystical ride into the itchy realms of the flea gods, Kate lurched towards the picnic and never looked back.

As he ate the take-out house fried rice from the Red Dragon, he would call out each morsel of meat by name before putting it into his mouth.

A band of hecklers, insincere in their feathered costumes, stood apart from the crowd and ate their ice lollies with frowns and cold stares.

She was an angry thing, full of hatred and spite and when she leveled her gaze upon him he crawled away unable to gather his drunk thoughts.

Briefly frozen in place, she thought of all the obvious ways to respond to his overtures, but in the end she crept slowly out onto the roof.

Betty scoured the Beacon classifieds for a message from Philip, now missing for twelve days and last seen by a bartender at Mickey's Grill.