Jordyn Blake @Chictator

I have this thing where I get older, but just never wiser. Joined February 2011

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

5 days ago

Gout dick sucker has me rolling on the floor #ilovelisabarlow #RHOSLC

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

5 days ago

#RHOSLC is really the glue keeping bravo together atp. Off to a literal bang and I couldn’t be happier.

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Oh I am ON ONE today which would be surprising bc the 🌙 is in cancer but it’s squaring my Mercury, Venus & Sun in Aries & opposing my Saturn, Neptune and Uranus in Capricorn. Mars in Libra transiting my 8th house AND its eclipse season ain’t doing anyone any favors either. 🔥🌪️

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

2 weeks ago

I’m so in love I might stop breathing

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

2 weeks ago

Idk what I did in a past life to deserve this but I’m the luckiest girl on the planet. ✨🌟🥰❤️‍🔥

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

2 weeks ago

The best part of getting older is you get to decide who and what you want to put up with.

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

3 weeks ago

I’ve got news for all of you inept morons who keep bringing up what Charlie said about the 2nd amendment.. he would’ve stood by that statement even in the here and now. He knew what he was getting himself into. So whatever point you think you’re making still stands invalid.

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

3 weeks ago

Anyone who feels the need to chime in with their “I told you so” hours after this tragic event is truly a sick, demented, heartless individual and you need to seek help immediately. You don’t get to shoot people bc you disagree with them you vile animals

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Rainaa @rainaarants

3 weeks ago

Why are people so insecure about their looks but not their character?

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

3 weeks ago

Brooks Nader referring to Gleb as twinkle toes is taking me out

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brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore

a month ago

and to think none of this would’ve happened had taylor not released You’re On Your Own, Kid

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swiftie wins @swifferwins

a month ago

i cannot believe travis kelce walked into arrowhead stadium on july 7, 2023 with a friendship bracelet and a dream of talking the elevator lady into letting him introduce himself to taylor and now he is MARRYING HER

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

a month ago

This would be the worst time ever to have to go through a breakup… musically lol

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

a month ago

Man, life works in mysterious ways 🥰

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

a month ago

I didn’t know it was possible for me to hate Jeremiah more than I already do #TheSummerITurnedPretty

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Shannon ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥🫶✨ @so_shantastic

a month ago

unfortunately this is me every time there’s a new taylor countdown

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Mollie ⸆⸉. With an IE ❤️‍🔥 @swiftarmy1989

a month ago

Imagine on the next tour, Taylor comes out on stage, looks out at the crowd…. And we’re all dressed as sourdough bread

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

a month ago

I’m sorry but no one is funnier than Morgan Stewart

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

a month ago

If there’s anything I learned from the @newheightshow pod with tay. It’s find someone who thinks the sun shines out of your ass. 🥰

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Jordyn Blake @Chictator

2 months ago

White Horse being the only song ever on Greys and that show having such a monumental impact on my life to that being one of my surprise songs at the eras tour is… the universe doing its best work ✨