Chode Smith @ChodeSmith

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Chode Smith @ChodeSmith

5 days ago

@RTSG_Main I don’t know who that is. But what I am most scared of is being killed in a mass shooting. Every time I step into Walmart, I think “this is going to be the day a disgruntled employee finally does it”.

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a week ago

@johnvvariety He became seduced by his own creation. Like when Johnny Depp couldn’t stop being captain Jack for a decade

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a week ago

@RTSG_Main He also had a juicy dumper.

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a week ago

@LeadedNevada @NotFarad I don’t get why your tone is so hostile with me.

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a week ago

@LeadedNevada @NotFarad Thanks! I have a perfect record of zero rapes or assaults so I think I’m doing something right.

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Chode Smith @ChodeSmith

3 weeks ago

@darthgordita That’s just the problem. They are eccentric and weird in a Pre Obama way (quirky in a safe way). I see a more compelling circus of freaks every time I open this app. I’m sorry for disagreeing with you.

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3 weeks ago

@burialposter Beast mode.

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4 weeks ago

@junker_jo @annakhachiyan Counterpoint: Riding a bike is good excercise and you can go wherever you want for free and don’t have to go on the subway where it smells like piss and there are fent zombies.

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a month ago

@KamdanBloom @ecto_fun Or the loniness in the wake of a breakup or what have you…

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a month ago

@KamdanBloom @ecto_fun The song is about a girl who left him. It doesn’t have anything to do with what you just explained. I’m sorry! I think the director just likes the song. Doesn’t reinforce anything going on in the movie.

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a month ago

@JosieMarcellino The best detail of that story was that the coffee shop was operating at a loss so they would’ve been poorer for owning it.

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a month ago

@ecto_fun Or they express the opposite sentiment. Which this doesn’t do.

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a month ago

@ecto_fun The lyrics don’t match the broader themes or mirror whats happening in this scene literally or metaphorically. Good needle drops have lyrics that echo/mirror. It’s not experimental enough to eschew conventions either.

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Chode Smith @ChodeSmith

4 months ago

@KittenFood77 I learned how to eat pussy from Sam Hyde.

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4 months ago

@AnimeSerbia He made a funny show a decade ago and has completely failed to make anything half as good since. His cultural criticisms are beginning to feel hollow to his right-wing base.

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Chode Smith @ChodeSmith

5 months ago

You think you just no-clipped into the Backrooms but there isn’t much by the way of piles of random furniture, just a guy with his ass up poking out of a bedsheet, and breathe a sigh of relief because it’s just a bare back room.