Christian Cook @ChristianFCook
I'm a guy who does stuff and says things sometimes. Iowa City, Iowa Joined August 2012-
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Progressive- "Is there any way we could make Flo MORE annoying? How about 6 of her dressed up as different family members!" dear god kill me
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Instead of taking finals, can I just demand a trial by combat?
In the past 48 hours I've had a whopping 4 hours of sleep. Yeah. I feel great.
How do I celebrate Thanksgiving? By watching a documentary on Liberian cannibals. Now that's holiday spirit.
@therealmohammad haha thanks! I love that picture so much
Why does the word "awful" mean bad? Shouldn't it just mean full of awe? These are the questions that plague me everyday.
The lounge vending machine doesn't have BBQ chips. When did this turn into a communist regime?
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I haven't STOPPED voting today. They keep telling me I can only vote once, but my voice will be HEARD, damnit
So many movies that I'm psyched for, and won't come out for 2-5 years. I'm dying here. #MarvelEvent
I've already watched the #AgeofUltron trailer close to 10 times. I'll probably watch it 10 more before the day is done.
Happy birthday to Vladimir Putin! Oh, and I guess me too.
When I first heard Marvel was making a Guardians of the Galaxy movie I thought that was a bad idea, but that movie was fantastic
One goddamn rock. I love my life.
Anyone who thinks the series of useless sequels is a new trend needs to remember that they made 7 Police Academy movies
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Why are female mannequins not called womaquins? This puzzles me.
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How Long Would Each Disney Princess Last On 'Game of Thrones'? ow.ly/y6aM3
Far Cry 4, Tomb Raider 2, Arkham Knight, just give me them now. So many things I want #E32014
It's just not a vacation unless I get very painfully sunburned on the first day.
Apparently horse racing is still a thing people care about. Huh.
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