ClonchFlud @ClonchFlud
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@BarristerSecret @MarcDavenant Dear @SBarrettBar Seema is my client. It adds insult to injury when you use her painful ordeal to try and score a moribund political point, predicated on incompetent error.
So the accusation that the Nat West CEO, Alison Rose, breached data protection laws was false and closing his Coutts banks account was also proper. I think we’d better spread the message given the Farage protests and the lies zipped around the networks at high speed.
Chambers “siblings” are the best…even with bouffant hair @ClonchFlud
Hi @Independent would you mind editing or removing this Facebook post, it suggests I’m the person in question and frankly the comments are disgusting.
My mother still claims that she ran around the back of her panoramic school photo in the late 50s, and then had to spend the next two years trying to convince one teacher she was twins
As we embark on summer getaways, let us take a moment to remember and pay our respects to the over 10,000 individuals who bravely faced the D-Day landings on this day, June 6, 1944. Their sacrifice continues to shape our world. #DDay
Never seen Lord’s so empty, one hour before play
Defendant turned up wearing a Hawaiian shirt with the collar splayed out over the lapels of his Prince of Wales check suit. The prosecutor, evidently awe struck, offered no evidence. He knows that it would be foolish bordering on blasphemy to put such a spirit on trial.
Great thread from Mary
Well this should be interesting. And by interesting I’m fairly sure, libellous.
The backlog is the result of years of chronic underfunding. The end.
The backlog is the result of years of chronic underfunding. The end.
Raping and then strangling a woman to death is not a "sex accident". We need to stop framing strangulation as a sexual practice desired by women, one which unfortunately often accidentally happens to leave them dead. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/2…
Raab tries to partially blame the pandemic and barristers’ strike for the court backlog at PMQs. His signature move. Inconvenient reminder: The National Audit Office found the Crown Court backlog grew a whopping 23% in the year *before* the pandemic (and prior to the strike).
New Statesman on the CJS
To all those who have applied for pupillage this year, I wish you the very best of luck. To all those about to sift the applications, I wish you wisdom and patience. To those who did the sift for seven years, but are newly-excused this year, I say ‘Whoop, whoop!’ @MAMBarLife
Chilly dog walk yesterday. Guess if the Labrador decided to have a swim …
Leaving to one side any incumbent party’s desire not to cede advantage, what are the downsides to requiring a General Election when there is to be a change of Prime Minister?
My first day of the working year, and I am already significantly irked.
My eating habits over the last few days have been like constantly putting your phone onto charge even though it's still at 98% battery life.
Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife
14K Followers 5K Following A life of Crime has taught it doesn't pay.SNAFU queen.Views personal & private etc.RTs for interest. Elected CBA exec cttee. Joker in the pack.🇬🇧🇹🇹
The Secret Barrister @BarristerSecret
522K Followers 1K Following Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. • Award-winning Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author • The Secret Barrister • #FakeLaw • Nothing But The Truth
CrimeGirl © @CrimeGirI
66K Followers 1K Following “Well-known tweeting Barrister” @theBarCouncil | Founded @FreeFromFearUK | a fo ben, bid bont | 🏴
Ishan Kolhatkar @ishkolhatkar
18K Followers 6K Following Global Client Evangelist @Inspera | FHEA | Former Deputy Dean of Learning & Teaching & Director of EdTech | Barrister (2002-2011) | Amateur Chef | Dad
🌟⚓️Maremaid⚓.. @Maremaidstar
2K Followers 5K Following Sea Whisperer.All tweets private etc.RTs = magpie's treasure, Likes for memory.Learner of the Old Ways.Never Suitable For Work. LOLZ.Swifts swayed. 🖤🇹🇹🇬🇧❤️
Barbara Rich @BarbaraRich_law
20K Followers 3K Following Barrister/mediator, law of mental capacity, death, & inheritance, interested in rules of crowdfunding https://t.co/Hs7liAYpNr law, history & literature
Yet Another Tweeting .. @TweetingYet
5K Followers 679 Following Criminal barrister and collector of obscure hobbies.
Lucy Reed @Familoo
20K Followers 8K Following Family barrister, author @nofamilylawyer, Chair @seethrujustice. Crocheter of unneeded thneeds. “Not really a wine drinker…” Views own, RT not endorsement.
Chris Daw KC @crimlawuk
53K Followers 13K Following Lawyer, writer, broadcaster, legal commentator. TV show - “Crime - Are we Tough Enough?” - BBC1. Book - “Justice on Trial", OUT NOW! Tweets my personal views.
@[email protected].. @SeanJonesKC
40K Followers 6K Following I'm a specialist Employment and Sports Law silk. Serious about law. Unserious about everything else. Prone to irony. CPO Board Member.
Bernard Richmond 💙.. @phatsilk_qc
14K Followers 843 Following KC at Lamb Building (and Central Chambers). Criminal Defence & Inquest work. Bencher at Middle Temple. Hon Prof at Kent Uni. Judo, Christa & Rufus keep me sane
Fabian Krougman @fkrougman
2K Followers 5K Following Jurist - NL/ Advocate - E&W - Foodie, Classical Music, History, Sailing, Cricket. Author of Krougman & Ashley on Private Prosecutions
James Turner KC @JamesTurner37
33K Followers 27K Following Fighting injustice wherever it raises its ugly head!
ViewFromTheNorth (JHK.. @jaimerh354
15K Followers 4K Following Criminal Silk wondering how much longer the CJS can last. All views my own and not Chambers or the Circuit.
Gerard McDermott KC @mcdermottkc_
21K Followers 5K Following A King’s Counsel specialising in cross border litigation and high value personal injury and employment cases. A Vice President of Spinal Injuries Association.
Jade Schlenker @schlenk_j
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Eve Kosack @EveKosack87321
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Cali Cazarez @cazar_cal
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Arlean Krienke @AKrienke6107
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Denny Emiliano @denny_emili
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Julia @JuliaFreytag_
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Kyong Thenhaus @KThenhaus88807
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Krishna Gill @Krishna_Gill
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Elfrieda Alldredge @ElfriedaA52392
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Zandra Molon @zan_mol
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Ashlie Boissonnault @AshlieBois6419
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Lindsay Greener @greener_lindsay
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Anayah Vullo @anay_vul
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Beverly @beverly_plazza_
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Grady Chandler @ChandlerGr71561
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Torrie Peterka @torr_pete
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Dominique Marcet @MarDominiq
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Tali Moayyad @MoayyT
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Andreea Dragon @AndreeaDra32981
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Jada Wolfe @JadaWolfe135210
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Jayda Baratta @barat_jay
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Kris Kurisu @KrisKurisu47095
49 Followers 5K Following
Hoa Pichardo @hoa_picha
48 Followers 5K Following
Marcus Flavin @lmbsaflavin
786 Followers 2K Following Chancery barrister, dilettante, onetime early med. historian, SF&F fan, Catholic. OP3. London/WYorks/Ireland & often in Greece. @[email protected]
Rosa @Rosa5577981613
77 Followers 3K Following
Tara @campbell66tara
164 Followers 3K Following
Dock Green Police @DockGreenPolice
70 Followers 168 Following Traditional Policing on London's pace free frontline against the bad things that happen round here all evening. A parody account. Call 999 in emergency.
Emma Harris @MissEmmaHarris
2K Followers 2K Following Criminal barrister, fond of cats, food & books. W&C Cardiff Circuit Jnr. Ultramarathon runner, FKT athlete. Views my own, even the sensible ones.
Anne Davies @disillusioned66
1K Followers 1K Following From York. Retired barrister. Still enjoys legal threads on here. Otherwise interested in cooking, cricket & travel.
julie @julie5499452351
15 Followers 90 Following
Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife
14K Followers 5K Following A life of Crime has taught it doesn't pay.SNAFU queen.Views personal & private etc.RTs for interest. Elected CBA exec cttee. Joker in the pack.🇬🇧🇹🇹
The Secret Barrister @BarristerSecret
522K Followers 1K Following Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. • Award-winning Sunday Times No.1 bestselling author • The Secret Barrister • #FakeLaw • Nothing But The Truth
CrimeGirl © @CrimeGirI
66K Followers 1K Following “Well-known tweeting Barrister” @theBarCouncil | Founded @FreeFromFearUK | a fo ben, bid bont | 🏴
David KC @DavidMuttering
35K Followers 749 Following Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
CrimeLine @CrimeLineLaw
36K Followers 51 Following Digital knowledge platform for criminal law & regulatory professionals. Editor: Andrew Keogh, barrister
Ishan Kolhatkar @ishkolhatkar
18K Followers 6K Following Global Client Evangelist @Inspera | FHEA | Former Deputy Dean of Learning & Teaching & Director of EdTech | Barrister (2002-2011) | Amateur Chef | Dad
The CBA @TheCriminalBar
39K Followers 5K Following The Criminal Bar Association exists to represent the views of the practising members of the Criminal Bar in England and Wales. RT's not an endorsement.
🌟⚓️Maremaid⚓.. @Maremaidstar
2K Followers 5K Following Sea Whisperer.All tweets private etc.RTs = magpie's treasure, Likes for memory.Learner of the Old Ways.Never Suitable For Work. LOLZ.Swifts swayed. 🖤🇹🇹🇬🇧❤️
Barbara Rich @BarbaraRich_law
20K Followers 3K Following Barrister/mediator, law of mental capacity, death, & inheritance, interested in rules of crowdfunding https://t.co/Hs7liAYpNr law, history & literature
Yet Another Tweeting .. @TweetingYet
5K Followers 679 Following Criminal barrister and collector of obscure hobbies.
Lucy Reed @Familoo
20K Followers 8K Following Family barrister, author @nofamilylawyer, Chair @seethrujustice. Crocheter of unneeded thneeds. “Not really a wine drinker…” Views own, RT not endorsement.
Chris Daw KC @crimlawuk
53K Followers 13K Following Lawyer, writer, broadcaster, legal commentator. TV show - “Crime - Are we Tough Enough?” - BBC1. Book - “Justice on Trial", OUT NOW! Tweets my personal views.
Michelle Heeley KC @Brummybar
12K Followers 488 Following Leader of the Midland Circuit. Criminal KC, mother of two, bulldog lover, Villa fan, constantly knackered but always happy.
@[email protected].. @SeanJonesKC
40K Followers 6K Following I'm a specialist Employment and Sports Law silk. Serious about law. Unserious about everything else. Prone to irony. CPO Board Member.
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
214K Followers 292 Following director and comedian and musician and writer (the good place, new warriors, late late show, amber ruffin show, strange planet, neon, + more)
Julia @JuliaFreytag_
206 Followers 1K Following Law & Politics 🏛⚖(partic. Human Rights & Crim Law); Former President @Cambridge_Uni Graduate Law Society; Opera Singer, Visiting Professional @IntlCrimCourt
Kirsty Evans @kirevie
1K Followers 1K Following Solicitor, mum and a permanently exhausted pigeon 🐦 #theluckyfew @[email protected]
Krishna Gill @Krishna_Gill
322 Followers 1K Following Practice Manager at ARKrights Solicitors, allergy mum and lover of Thai Green Curry
sinhaha @paulybengali
7K Followers 696 Following Comedian Chaser Gay NHS botherer. Enquiries [email protected]
Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd
88K Followers 436 Following Doctor, mother, wife, daughter. Love whiteboards. I beat cancer twice in 20 years. Views 100% my own and only my own.
Professor Laura Spira @lauradragon
499 Followers 305 Following Emeritus Professor of Corporate Governance, Oxford Brookes University. Grandma. Mostly baffled.
charlie higson @monstroso
140K Followers 805 Following That man off of The Fast Show. New novel Whatever Gets You Through The Night. New podcast Willy Willy Harry Stee. 'An idiot and a disgrace' The Daily Mail
Michael Foran @michaelpforan
22K Followers 4K Following Lecturer in public law @UofGLaw | Equality law + constitutional theory | "Equality Before the Law" Out Now | "Sex, Gender Identity and the Law" forthcoming 2025
Marcus Flavin @lmbsaflavin
786 Followers 2K Following Chancery barrister, dilettante, onetime early med. historian, SF&F fan, Catholic. OP3. London/WYorks/Ireland & often in Greece. @[email protected]
The Other Chris @TotherChris
15K Followers 1K Following Defence, Science, Tech and History. Opinions and Red Teaming. I reserve the right to change my opinion based on new information. TheOtherChris over on BSky.
Clangers 💫 @helloclangers
15K Followers 135 Following The official home of the Clangers on Twitter. Whistles, wonder, kindness, and soup! ✨ #ClangersForKindness
@WinchesterCops @WinchesterCops
4K Followers 375 Following Policing the Winchester District covering #WinchesterCity #WinchesterRural #WinchesterGreater Please don't report crime on here call 101, 999 in an emergency.
Sonia Nolten KC @sonianolten
2K Followers 1K Following Barrister. Bencher @TheInnerTemple. Also 🌹 @UKLabour, rabbits and rural E.Anglia. Usual disclaimers re likes & retweets.
nihil_nisi @Old_Engerland
81 Followers 205 Following
Journal of Warfare @JournalWarfare
6K Followers 19 Following The home of short, sweet military history. https://t.co/0Ga49KTTnD
(Non-man)ButterBandit @c0nchita_b4nana
380 Followers 478 Following Absolute kink-shamer. Proud mum to 3 boys with #4 on the way. Doing my bit for the population.
Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram
16K Followers 3K Following Historian of religion and magic in the ancient world • Pianist/organist • Cocktail hound • Gg-daughter of a Peaky Blinder
Anne Davies @disillusioned66
1K Followers 1K Following From York. Retired barrister. Still enjoys legal threads on here. Otherwise interested in cooking, cricket & travel.
julie @julie5499452351
15 Followers 90 Following
Will Smith Slapped Me @AshleyShyMiller
44K Followers 1K Following Lesbian🌈, Blogger- I say what I want & if you can't handle it, don't follow. Looking for love, laughter, & friendships
Liz McGlone @LizMcG_emplaw
6K Followers 5K Following Employment/discrimination lawyer with a focus on women's rights @didlawuk. Law & life. @mulberryengland collector. IG #thecraftsmancrafts and #Liz_Loves_Crafts
Jenks @TheLostBride
11K Followers 3K Following Welcome aboard the deep sea tourist submersible of my thoughts. He/Him. Bad Artist. Ok Vegan. "quintessentially British awkwardness"
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
826K Followers 140 Following The account on classic and hit films. Detail in our making of stories is from cast/crew or 3+ sources. To support what we do, please subscribe 😁
out of context the th.. @OOCThickOfIt
68K Followers 21 Following follow the fuck in or block the fuck off . dm requests if u want
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 247 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Caroline Jacobs @Carolingolinn
2K Followers 3K Following
Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr
315K Followers 51 Following 'Adrenalin Baby' - Johnny Marr Live. Out now: https://t.co/eP6BcZp3zq
ADHD Barrister @ADHDcounsel
94 Followers 72 Following
The OG Pupil @OGPupil
1K Followers 941 Following Basically, the Slumdog Millionaire of Pupillage. Fire in my seat, fire on my feet 🔥 #IfYouKnowYouKnow
Rhiannon Crimmins KC @rcrimmins7
1K Followers 1K Following Barrister at Furnival Chambers @FurnivalLaw - views expressed are my own RTs not endorsements etc etc
Sean Wilken KC @seanwilkenkc
919 Followers 584 Following KC specialising in international & commercial law. Counsel,Arbitrator & Mediator. FIS Cmte Member. Also skis, climbs, dives, fences, reads & writes the odd book
For Exposure (retired.. @forexposure_txt
227K Followers 6 Following Some people expect artists to work for free. These were real quotes from real people who wanted you to work for exposure. Formerly edited by @ryanestrada
Marcus Cribb @mcribbHistory
11K Followers 660 Following Duke of Wellington & the Peninsular War Heritage Manager Battlefield Guide Sharpe's Sword⚔️ Founding trustee @NRWGCharity Part Time Soldier. All views my own.
High Court of Austral.. @HighCourtofAus
13K Followers 0 Following The High Court is the highest court in the Australian judicial system. It was established in 1901 by section 71 of the Constitution.
Sentencing Council @SentencingCCL
6K Followers 980 Following News and updates from the Sentencing Council for England and Wales. We promote greater transparency and consistency in sentencing
Chief Constable Lucy .. @BTPChief
13K Followers 457 Following Chief Constable of British Transport Police. Don’t report crime here; text @BTP on 61016, call 0800 40 50 40 or in an emergency dial 999.
Chris Ryan MM @ChrisRyanMM
46K Followers 2K Following Endured the longest escape & evasion in SAS history. Author and creator of 9 season running @HBO #STRIKEBACK https://t.co/YmViaRsYuU
Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp
231K Followers 27 Following If you tweet about #IWD2023, I'll retweet your gender pay gap 👀 Tweet '@paygapapp pay gap for (company name)' to get a reply with an employer's pay gap stats.You people who whine in Summer “I miss winter, I love being cosy etc” hope you’re happy with this endless grey cold wet nonsense!
See also "your advocate has eloquently said everything that could be said on your behalf".
Judge - “you should be proud of your attorney, they made thought out and very compelling arguments in this case” Client - *oh my gosh we’re going to win* Attorney -
PROSECUTION COUNSEL: do you accept that you had a CCJ LIAM: NO! PROS CSL: you had a CCJ in 2013 LIAM: CLEAN AS A WHISTLE ME, GET CHECKED ON THE REGULAR, NEVER HAD THAT, HOW DARE YOU HHJ: a CCJ is a County Court Judgment LIAM: I THOUGHT HE WERE ON ABOUT STDs HHJ: we gathered
We’re still here…
Woman of the Day Madge Easton Anderson born OTD 1896 in Glasgow, the first woman to work professionally as a lawyer in the UK. It took an appeal to the Court of Session before this highly qualified woman was permitted to sit her final Law Agent exam on the same basis as men…
🎶 All around my ARSE!🎶
#JackHargreaves looks at vintage farm machinery and fishes in a Dorset chalk stream at 6:30pm OUT OF TOWN (1980) premiere episode #TPTVsubtitles
@Suzaku1171412 @Cadmarch You tell him Suzaku1171412.
@Jetflight1017 @fkrougman @Grayizmo @floridanow1 @Morbidful We defend those we are instructed to represent, however unpleasant their crime, however unpleasant their opinions are, however ill-informed they are. We represent everyone, equally, fairly, and to the best of our abilities. Every time.
April 17, 2024 - Wisteria in New Square, Lincoln’s Inn
Still puts on the uniform and does the job. You? I wonder how many of the thousands of young lads that fill the War Graves looked just like him.
@BradfemlyWalsh I shall repeat myself (yet again) - my great grandfather was raised Plymouth Brethren and could quote the Bible, in its entirety, from memory. He was sitting in the front yard one day hiding from my great-grandmother when some JWs stopped by. They ended up leaving in tears.
@FaiselSadiq @DrProudman @barstandards Tragically I cannot enjoy her output as I was blocked by her after I referred her to a publication commonly known as Archbold.
@MAMBarLife @ClonchFlud The starter pack or the dachshunds? Both could apply…
@ClonchFlud @MAMBarLife There was a chap on the GDL course in my year whose aspirations to become a Chancery barrister appeared to be based on having had something to do with an aunt’s probate and wearing a waistcoat and a watch on a chain
A man who, despite having every unearned privilege imaginable sprinkled upon him his whole life, is still unable to understand the meaning of “equality before the law”, “woke”, the function of the Sentencing Council or the fact that we have a Lady, not a Lord, Chief Justice.
Equality before the law should not be undermined by a woke Lord Chief Justice and her sentencing council.
Oh please go away. The total decimation of social services, removal of playing fields and any schemes meant to help those from disadvantaged backgrounds undertaken by this shower of a party does not mean recognising that as a factor in crime is “woke”. It’s just reality.
Equality before the law should not be undermined by a woke Lord Chief Justice and her sentencing council.
Upon reflection, I believe he does just do law without any politics.
@CompleteSham I merely corrected a factual error, the rest was your expression of your own opinion which I don’t seek to correct, because you are entitled to it. You have misconstrued the Liam sketches; but that’s obviously a matter for you. I don’t expect everyone to like my content
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