Coworker Quotes @CoQuotes
A showcase of hilarious extracts lifted from the mouths of colleagues from the farce that is life in the workplace. coworkerquotes.com Joined September 2010-
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“You just wanted to see me. I would. I’m gorgeous. I’d shag me if I could!” http://nblo.gs/cuWlI
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After the company has just been bought out, the CEOs address the staff… http://nblo.gs/ctcNH
Laser Eye Surgery. http://nblo.gs/crmzc
“My Goldfish died after 24 hours. Must’ve been dodgy” http://nblo.gs/cp0vo
“Don’t you just love it when you find a bit of upskirt on facebook.” http://nblo.gs/cmBmE
“Michaela Strachan never ages” http://nblo.gs/ckgOO
“Is Mylie Cyrus 16 yet? Am I allowed to comment on her body?” http://nblo.gs/cg7He
“Is there a country in Europe called Benelux?” http://nblo.gs/cd9Yi
“I’ve pulled my groin… do I have a groin?” http://nblo.gs/c8yox
“What’s the difference between white chocolate and white chocolate with macadamia?” http://nblo.gs/c607L
“Sorry, I must have misheard you – since my girlfriend moved out I haven’t got any cotton buds anymore.” http://nblo.gs/c3lDs
“It’s really annoying coming in from the freezing cold only to see your tanned face right in front of me. I think yo... http://nblo.gs/c1cud
“I’m not sure what bonjour is in French” http://nblo.gs/bZBIy
“Dutch people, what country are they from?” http://nblo.gs/bXwHT
“Swiss people… they don’t show emotion” http://nblo.gs/bV29O
“Have you ever heard of a British band called Queen?” http://nblo.gs/bPn2r
“Guinea fowl, what’s that? Is it like a guinea pig?” http://nblo.gs/bMIU8
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