sam (dependent thinker) @CobrastanGuy
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jeff bezos might’ve ruined the world but he made it so easy to commit to a bit
jeff bezos might’ve ruined the world but he made it so easy to commit to a bit https://t.co/8zEtkFfzqD
elon’s intellectual equal
auston matthews fighting for his life in the shitter while the leafs get eliminated lol
auston matthews fighting for his life in the shitter while the leafs get eliminated lol
it's funny how the talking points have to vacillate so wildly day to day: "the college kids are devilish nazis and the army should run over them with bulldozers" somehow failed to resonate so let's try "the college kids are very stupid and doing this to get laid."
there's no fixing this government
bro isn't even rotating his crops, bro doesn't have an irrigation system 🫵😂
i’m with aviva, impossible anyone could just be “buying” these, follow the money ($9.99, free one day shipping)
i’m with aviva, impossible anyone could just be “buying” these, follow the money ($9.99, free one day shipping) https://t.co/DXMlksIf2k
SHOCKING ANTI-SEMITISM: annoying guy left alone
SHOCKING ANTI-SEMITISM: annoying guy left alone
“stock market physics” this who we’ve ruined the world for, this exact guy is why your life has to suck
“stock market physics” this who we’ve ruined the world for, this exact guy is why your life has to suck
the savages of nashville require democracy and culture
the savages of nashville require democracy and culture
tsk tsk another movie with no marketing, they didn’t reach me guy with adblock who doesn’t watch tv or leave the house
guy with a boston sports logo and SS: time to draw attention to logos
guy with a boston sports logo and SS: time to draw attention to logos
I met a bunch of online friends irl for the first time and we stood around a trash can in the Mall Of America naming guys who did stuff
I met a bunch of online friends irl for the first time and we stood around a trash can in the Mall Of America naming guys who did stuff
oh so the nhl is capable of having puck drop before 8:50pm local time for a playoff game in the central time zone, weird!
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1K Followers 3K Following reality is a simulation generated by a monolith on the dark side of the moon. The cube shaped storm on saturn is a soul recycler and reincarnation is a traprest in peace juice �.. @ElDuderino40
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4K Followers 5K Following We will make you accept world peace, against your will. Small dog fan account. A larper, or a fed. @gloomychihuahua 💘Curtis Remarc 🌴�.. @CurtisRemarc
4K Followers 2K Following (@nervousrecords, @stealthrecords, more if ya want) Owner/Operator of The City of Philadelphia, PA. Professional amateur boxer. Hana Nui 🤙🌋Club Carmichael 🍾�.. @KingPugsy
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Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking. Not war. Not conquest. No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette. Fucking nerd. Chefs are worms. OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮 Who cares. Hardly getting knocked out is it.
not a peep from the White House or Democratic Leadership on another despicable act of police violence against a political opponent but both the WH and Chuck Schumer found the time to decry a broken window
Shocking footage shows several officers at Washington University St. Louis beating a professor, slamming him, and dragging his limp body. SIUE history professor Steve Tamari is reportedly hospitalized with broken ribs and a broken hand. One doctor told him he's lucky to be alive.
@prem_thakker @MazMHussain Where are all the 2nd amendment, govt tyranny folks?
Shocking footage shows several officers at Washington University St. Louis beating a professor, slamming him, and dragging his limp body. SIUE history professor Steve Tamari is reportedly hospitalized with broken ribs and a broken hand. One doctor told him he's lucky to be alive.
I never want these pigs to feel safe for even one second for the rest of their lives
Shocking footage shows several officers at Washington University St. Louis beating a professor, slamming him, and dragging his limp body. SIUE history professor Steve Tamari is reportedly hospitalized with broken ribs and a broken hand. One doctor told him he's lucky to be alive.
I actively try to avoid sharing about my personal life on twitter, but I became a dad yesterday :)
Barnard is somewhere between 25 and 30% Jewish. A supermajority of Barnard's Jewish students just voted for divestment. But sure, we're the tokens
Barnard college is where 90% of the students voted for divestment from Israel and they interview a pro-Israel student lmao
Not enough Jess. Not nearly enough
I’m sorry I must be having a stroke because HOW MANY BEARS DO YOU ENCOUNTER IN DAILY LIFE?
there are actually few things more nihilistic in the present moment than being in progressive media and holding one’s tongue on a defining human rights issue in the interest of preserving access to the white house
Beware of nihilism masquerading as leftism. There's a lot of that going around right now.
That's why the students are protesting!
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
DAVE & BUSTER’S TO ALLOW CUSTOMERS TO BET ON ARCADE GAMES Dave & Buster’s $PLAY will begin letting loyalty members over the age of 18 place real money wagers on arcade games with friends through the company’s app - CNBC
The lightest of intellectual lightweights thinks he proved something
Refreshing honesty: “I opposed protests against apartheid South Africa, too!”
The students (some out of idealism, others out of hateful bigotry) are doing what adolescents and young adults will sometimes do. These faculty, however, are abdicating multiple responsibilities, as mentors, scholars, and officers of instruction of the university.
The “scratch a liberal” thing gets overused on here but it’s undeniable that the analysis of what liberalism turns to in times of crisis is objectively true
Kendrick Lamar would’ve never said those things about me….
@atrupar The face you make when the genocide doesn’t affect you
@MaryDil29664033 @ChrisMadche @atrupar What if I also didn't vote for Biden last time?