Code & Cuffs š»š @CodeAndCuffs
š» Tech enthusiast by day, delving into all things "nee naw" by šØ night. Appearing unexpectedly in your rearview mirror! š Opinions are my own. England, United Kingdom Joined February 2020-
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Weāve got a form for everything, so Iām proposing a new one: Form WASTETIME/1 - to log how many hours we waste filling in other forms. Naturally itāll be 12 pages, require 3 copies, a policy codeā¦ and of course the signature of your inspector. #PoliceLife
Housemateās new girlfriend seems lovely. Just emptied the dishwasher and found a condom wrapper. Still struggling to comprehend how the dishwasher got in on the action. š¤·āāļø
Disqualified driver fails to stop. When finally nicked, he says: āI didnāt think it was for me.ā Mate, youāre disqualified. It was always going to be for you. #RoadsPolicing
Cracking job!
I worry some protesters donāt realise: showing support for a proscribed group might mean a terrorism conviction. That ends careers in finance, law, NHS, police, kills security clearance, ends visa-free travel - most countries wonāt even let you in. Please think. #Protest
Hard to see a future in the UK right now - taxes rising, and no real upside. Texas? Sunshine, lower costs, and the freedom to own things that go bang. Any Texas-based tech firms looking for a Cloud Architect / Fractional CTO? #TexasTech #Cloud #CTO #FreshStart
Local residents: āWhy arenāt the police doing anything about these dangerous drivers at 3am?ā We spot one, pursuit follows, driver caught and arrested Same residents: āBit much, wasnāt it? 10 cars for one person?ā Right. Next time weāll send a pigeon. š #RoadsPolicing
Iād be impressed by the timing if I wasnāt still processing the 90mphā¦ in the snowā¦ to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy ā with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
Iād be impressed by the timing if I wasnāt still processing the 90mphā¦ in the snowā¦ to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy ā with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
If you are going to put the car into 2WD mode and deactivate the DSC - Make sure you know what you're doing... šš #oops #drivingfail
If you are going to put the car into 2WD mode and deactivate the DSC - Make sure you know what you're doing... šš #oops #drivingfail
Funny how values like caring, courageous, and inclusive go out the window when itās a cop under investigation. Barred from home + kids + work + Phone Seized. No welfare support at all, and we wonder why it goes wrongā¦ š This double standard needs a national reviewāurgently.
Big crash at NĆ¼rburgring TF last week ā 992 GT3 RS & M2 both wrecked. No UK 3rd-party cover, Brit driver likely owes ā¬200k+. Porsche wasnāt even his. Sobering ahead of my annual pilgrimage. Keep right unless overtaking š nuerburgring.de/info/company/gā¦ #Touristenfahrten #nuerburgring
Big crash at NĆ¼rburgring TF last week ā 992 GT3 RS & M2 both wrecked. No UK 3rd-party cover, Brit driver likely owes ā¬200k+. Porsche wasnāt even his. Sobering ahead of my annual pilgrimage. Keep right unless overtaking š nuerburgring.de/info/company/gā¦ #Touristenfahrten #nuerburgring
The new GoDaddy site is a brutalist experiment in user frustration. Loginās playing hide and seek, basket disappears mid-search, and buying something requires a pilgrimage back to the homepage. I'm dangerously close to yeeting this PC. #UXHell #DesignGoneWrong #WebDevNightmare
App installs shouldnāt be this hard. WinGet + PowerShell = š„ Automate updates, skip the drama. Blog's live: modern-managed.com/2025/06/intuneā¦ #Intune #Winget #ScriptingLife
If youāre still giving users local admin ājust in case,ā you might as well hand out USBs labelled TotallyNotMalware.exe š Hereās how to kill admin rights without killing productivity (or your helpdesk): modern-managed.com/2025/06/intuneā¦ #Intune #CyberSecurity #ModernWork #EPM #ITProTips
Went to Germany last year. Tour of the local police station: every officer armed, rifles in the boot, fast Audiās on the street. Their complaint? āOur submachine guns are a bit old.ā š¤·āāļø UK? Weāve got shared tasers, a can of pepper spray, and a Corolla that cries on hills. š
If I win the Ā£208m on the lottery I wouldnāt tell anyone, but there would be signs š¤£
Last night was just shit. The kind that makes you question everything. But one step at a time ā and others have it worse.
Still can't find any community that would rather have youths running around with knives over those who want them dealt with robustly.... #justsaying
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