Code & Cuffs 💻🔗 @CodeAndCuffs
💻 Tech enthusiast by day, delving into all things "nee naw" by 🚨 night. Appearing unexpectedly in your rearview mirror! 🚔 Opinions are my own. England, United Kingdom Joined February 2020-
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Nürburgring holiday with colleagues. HR calls it bonding, I call it late braking therapy.
Now that’s a lineup I can work with!! 😁
Fantastic presence from @ascopolice at #ESS2025. Really showcasing the true strength of representation… 🪑 #ESS2025 #SpecialConstabulary
Using @OnMicrosoft.com to send email? From Oct 2025: 100 sends per day, per tenant. Get ahead of it! 👉 buff.ly/zdLzUjl #Microsoft365 #ExchangeOnline #EmailSecurity
We’ve got a form for everything, so I’m proposing a new one: Form WASTETIME/1 - to log how many hours we waste filling in other forms. Naturally it’ll be 12 pages, require 3 copies, a policy code… and of course the signature of your inspector. #PoliceLife
Housemate’s new girlfriend seems lovely. Just emptied the dishwasher and found a condom wrapper. Still struggling to comprehend how the dishwasher got in on the action. 🤷♂️
Disqualified driver fails to stop. When finally nicked, he says: “I didn’t think it was for me.” Mate, you’re disqualified. It was always going to be for you. #RoadsPolicing
Cracking job!
I worry some protesters don’t realise: showing support for a proscribed group might mean a terrorism conviction. That ends careers in finance, law, NHS, police, kills security clearance, ends visa-free travel - most countries won’t even let you in. Please think. #Protest
Hard to see a future in the UK right now - taxes rising, and no real upside. Texas? Sunshine, lower costs, and the freedom to own things that go bang. Any Texas-based tech firms looking for a Cloud Architect / Fractional CTO? #TexasTech #Cloud #CTO #FreshStart
Local residents: “Why aren’t the police doing anything about these dangerous drivers at 3am?” We spot one, pursuit follows, driver caught and arrested Same residents: “Bit much, wasn’t it? 10 cars for one person?” Right. Next time we’ll send a pigeon. 🙄 #RoadsPolicing
I’d be impressed by the timing if I wasn’t still processing the 90mph… in the snow… to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy — with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
I’d be impressed by the timing if I wasn’t still processing the 90mph… in the snow… to Free Bird. Glorious lunacy — with a killer soundtrack. #SendIt #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
If you are going to put the car into 2WD mode and deactivate the DSC - Make sure you know what you're doing... 🙄😆 #oops #drivingfail
If you are going to put the car into 2WD mode and deactivate the DSC - Make sure you know what you're doing... 🙄😆 #oops #drivingfail
Funny how values like caring, courageous, and inclusive go out the window when it’s a cop under investigation. Barred from home + kids + work + Phone Seized. No welfare support at all, and we wonder why it goes wrong… 🙄 This double standard needs a national review—urgently.
Big crash at Nürburgring TF last week — 992 GT3 RS & M2 both wrecked. No UK 3rd-party cover, Brit driver likely owes €200k+. Porsche wasn’t even his. Sobering ahead of my annual pilgrimage. Keep right unless overtaking 👉 nuerburgring.de/info/company/g… #Touristenfahrten #nuerburgring
Big crash at Nürburgring TF last week — 992 GT3 RS & M2 both wrecked. No UK 3rd-party cover, Brit driver likely owes €200k+. Porsche wasn’t even his. Sobering ahead of my annual pilgrimage. Keep right unless overtaking 👉 nuerburgring.de/info/company/g… #Touristenfahrten #nuerburgring
The new GoDaddy site is a brutalist experiment in user frustration. Login’s playing hide and seek, basket disappears mid-search, and buying something requires a pilgrimage back to the homepage. I'm dangerously close to yeeting this PC. #UXHell #DesignGoneWrong #WebDevNightmare
App installs shouldn’t be this hard. WinGet + PowerShell = 💥 Automate updates, skip the drama. Blog's live: modern-managed.com/2025/06/intune… #Intune #Winget #ScriptingLife
If you’re still giving users local admin “just in case,” you might as well hand out USBs labelled TotallyNotMalware.exe 🎁 Here’s how to kill admin rights without killing productivity (or your helpdesk): modern-managed.com/2025/06/intune… #Intune #CyberSecurity #ModernWork #EPM #ITProTips
Went to Germany last year. Tour of the local police station: every officer armed, rifles in the boot, fast Audi’s on the street. Their complaint? “Our submachine guns are a bit old.” 🤷♂️ UK? We’ve got shared tasers, a can of pepper spray, and a Corolla that cries on hills. 🙄

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