Somebody Important @Code_ninja_
Full Stack Web Developer | Crypto | Tech | BBW connoisseur | Cars | Farmer Joined April 2023-
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husband: "if i killed someone, would you tell on me?" me: "of course not... but i'd definitely use it against you. like, 'are you washing the dishes or do i need to dial 911?'
Multibet? Twende sana
Multibet? Twende sana https://t.co/zlL1ufCYCl
"Bumps tutaweka na hatutapaka rangi, hapo msikue na wasiwasi"
"Bumps tutaweka na hatutapaka rangi, hapo msikue na wasiwasi"
Naulizaje, so according to some of you saa hii mtu akiwa offered a job kwa serikali or any appointment they should turn it down, right? Na mjibu bila emotions...
Yes, they lure them by yelling "orca haha"
Ayaaaa 😂😆
The modern marriage ni upuzi mtupu. It's like bringing a fellow man without a dick into your house. Unaosha vyombo leo yeye anaosha kesho. Ukiamka asubuhi kuenda job unapika breakfast bibi akilala fofofo. I'd rather be in the front lines.
Cleaning ur car will make u realize ppl in the backseat have no respect for u
Unakubali Tu kazi. Mnaongea vizuuuri mpaka the day of unazima simu. Since we all want to be stupid
Unakubali Tu kazi. Mnaongea vizuuuri mpaka the day of unazima simu. Since we all want to be stupid
Thick hadi akili ....
Siku ya nyani kufa ....
Hii itapita wengi
There is no way this man can be allowed near power again.
There is no way this man can be allowed near power again.
The most expensive gearboxes are the CVTs. They are also the most unreliable & offer the least in performance. Pure nonsense.
Here we feed the tomatoes to cows or throw them away because we have been conditioned that only the raw product has value. Value addition is a great hack and it will do wonders for our economy. Try this 👇& DCI will abduct you, KEBS close you, OCS extort you and bail is 1 million
Here we feed the tomatoes to cows or throw them away because we have been conditioned that only the raw product has value. Value addition is a great hack and it will do wonders for our economy. Try this 👇& DCI will abduct you, KEBS close you, OCS extort you and bail is 1 million
I couldn’t speak for the first 6 years of my life and doctors said it was a permanent condition. I had already gotten used to sign language. One day I was fighting outside with my brother and he punched me in the stomach and I shouted: ruto must go! Doctors were in shock.
I couldn’t speak for the first 6 years of my life and doctors said it was a permanent condition. I had already gotten used to sign language. One day I was fighting outside with my brother and he punched me in the stomach and I shouted: ruto must go! Doctors were in shock.
Listen to this. Does it sound familiar???
Whats the reason for the light bar?
Siet ... I would be flipping and delivering K.Os to the nearest niggas...
Siet ... I would be flipping and delivering K.Os to the nearest niggas...
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