millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii
I am not an early bird or a night owl, I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon nairobi Joined April 2011-
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Can someone confirm this man's lies? 😭
Excuse me? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tbh kumekua na dede mingi sana around for some time so tunaeza sema pia ya locusts imepita?
Mama WHERE????🤣🤣🤣
Mnajua saa zingine nakaanga nakumbuka mlisema kale kakijana Idris ni conman mkubwa nastuka sana. Alafu nakumbuka mlisema aliua mtu namaka kabisa mpaka napiga ile makofi moja ya mshangao. Juu nakaanga nadhani sisi wote tunaishi normal lives huku
Lmfao ei mailord
Lmfao i just know them as ndunda... Which... Why are we calling a fruit "fruit"???
Lmfao i just know them as ndunda... Which... Why are we calling a fruit "fruit"???
My goodness i need to start taking supplements again. Huyu kijana ananimaliza mifupa😭
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Lqtm wasee... Aki 2027 ni mbali mnaona tuki survive?
Omg guysss... Roasted pork ribs (sweet and sticky), creamy malenge leaves na ugali. Just sat down to eat qnd TEARS IN MY EYES!!! This would have slapped so hard stoned as well
UCLA….
Niko na swali. Sisemi moi alikua mpoa at all. But zile ma gabion and stuff alikua anashinda amewekesha zilikua zinasaidia na hizi issues za landslide and all? If so, mbona tuliacha? If not, nvm 😭
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Being light skin and thick will get you so far in life…
welp i might as well post this joke on here too
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@Nyokaffiii Carl Jung did these studies into dreams, and he discovered archetypes. when you can, read on it. might help with some understanding of nini hiyo hatuwezi put in words. lol
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I love how this tweet didn’t get the reactions I thought I’d find 😂 Everyone’s just like “what’s a lil kiss?” “That’s so fucking hot” “stop recording people’s
What do you think about this?
The groom surprised the bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 🥺
Uku watu wanapigwa ngeta saa ngapi jamani
I gotcha, b
I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
Try out the jerk chicken: Blend onions, scallions, scotch bonnet chillies, garlic, allspice powder, black pepper, thyme, nutmeg, and salt - you’ll get a coarse paste. Add brown sugar, soy sauce and oil and throw in the chicken.
@smusyoka Master, drop a simple marinade recipe for a mbuzi and chicken roast to be done tomorrow
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just me & some of my fav gals 🥺
Your favourite picture that you took over the weekend 🥺🤲
the acapella version of 'Rain' by SWV, still gives me goosebumps
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What shocks and makes me shake is how the father of the 10 year old girl is actively taking part in the negotiations to settle the defilement of his child with the same perpetrator. Why should you do such injustice to your own child? The mother has equally been muzzled and…