Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai
Currahee!! Dif-tor Heh Smusma. Up North Joined June 2009-
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If you get to 34 without having ever married, you will have technically avoided your first divorce.
"i'm just a girl" atakutuma therapy
James Cameron: "In Star Wars the good guys are the rebels, they're using asymmetric warfare against a highly organized empire, I think we call those guys terrorists today." George Lucas: "When I did it they were Vietcong. That was the whole point."
Hey Ma - Cam'ron feat. Freekey Zekey, Toya & Juelz Santana (2002)
KDF spent Sh38m to clean KICC's Cabros, windows for Climate Summit ow.ly/UMvJ50RsNfj
Seems like this is how the weekend will be. Not that they are ever any different.
Seems like this is how the weekend will be. Not that they are ever any different. https://t.co/SkgO1W4mRr
He is addressing donors not Kenyans He is mitigating after loss of lives. This is a man who doesn't care
He is addressing donors not Kenyans He is mitigating after loss of lives. This is a man who doesn't care
Twitter is a horrible place because of anonymity. People will talk however they want behind fake names and Avis. Unlike Facebook
My apologies good pals. I didn't mean it.
Ah!! Beating like a burukenge 😂😂
Ah!! Beating like a burukenge 😂😂
My allegiance is to the republic of Kenya and never the government!
Yvonne should let Larry Madowo call into studio
When there was landslide that claimed several lives in Tanzania Samia Suluhu cut short her COP28 trip in Dubai to come back and handle the catastrophe. Meanwhile here the president has been galavanting as if we have not been having one crisis after another
When there was landslide that claimed several lives in Tanzania Samia Suluhu cut short her COP28 trip in Dubai to come back and handle the catastrophe. Meanwhile here the president has been galavanting as if we have not been having one crisis after another
Correct me if I’m strong, but hasn’t Germany rendered groups of people stateless before?
he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince
Seeing Mai Mahiu residents reduced to sniffing around the landslide area for bodies buried underneath while gov't agencies have trained personnel & sniffer dogs for search & rescue missions is such a heart-rending sight. Some things don't need maombi. Just empathy and kindness.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The punchline had me in tears. Perfect joke structure.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 The punchline had me in tears. Perfect joke structure.
Nobody hates on you like a person who is in an imaginary competition with you thinking you’re winning. 😭
Things haven't been the same since this tweet 😭😭
Things haven't been the same since this tweet 😭😭
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@Mr_Guantai Garnish their paybill. You're welcome
Crowd of 60k sing Bohemian Rhapsody without Queen even performing
You’re very welcome. Although streets are saying these two should be added to lineup.
A huge thank you to the guy that posted this on Twitter a few days ago, I’ve forgotten your handle, niliona tu tweet kwa FYP 😭 It’s actually so good on everything!
This & the lemon chilli seasoning by Melvins. Heh They're really outdoing themselves!
A huge thank you to the guy that posted this on Twitter a few days ago, I’ve forgotten your handle, niliona tu tweet kwa FYP 😭 It’s actually so good on everything!
I know a @Mr_Guantai tweet when I see one.
i’ll match your respect, but i’ll top your disrespect. don’t test me.
Born to say, "igua ngui?" Forced to say "Most obliged."
I still think about this, a lot😭😂💀
Tyrion Barrister
Ma'am, I'm not questioning your intelligence. I'm completely denying its existence.
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Samuel Guantai Kirimi is no stranger to productive legal controversy: articulate; bold; focused; knowledgeable; and sharp. He has what it takes to serve as one of the Up Country Representatives of LSK.
@Mr_Guantai Should resubmit a paper I’d done on this to the LSK journal. There are genuine concerns relating to delivering outcomes based on different value systems as opposed to upholding rights
Engaging with someone who comes off like they had a fling with education and it ended prematurely is very tiring.
We have a major change regarding capturing of stock levels. Final regulations provide that persons providing services; those don't meet the Kes 5M VAT threshold & those with annual turnover <Kes25M can use a simplified stock data free system. Again, always send your feedback!!
Sorry, here is the paper sci-hub.se/https://doi.or…