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Now this is rigarmortus and it’s gorgeous when you die
This that subgenre of hip-hop called “research rap”.
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People are still buried under in Mai Mahiu but they fear that the government has abandoned them. They’re hearing a smell so they’re digging with their bare hands in case it’s one of their neighbors. Our latest from Kenya’s worst flash floods
The issues in Kijabe Forest with potential flooding continues. Though smaller than yesterday, a body of water is backed up against the railway tracks, the tunnel clogged. A dangerous situation for the those downhill in Old Kijabe town and Mai Mahiu. Officials notified.
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So are they supposed to just guess they’re in a fragile ecosystem? Directing? Ka Ava Duvernay ama? Where are they going? With what money?
So are they supposed to just guess they’re in a fragile ecosystem? Directing? Ka Ava Duvernay ama? Where are they going? With what money?
A lady whose house was washed away gave birth and was in the tents with a newborn. She was taken in by a hospital to prevent the baby from getting sick. Been called to pick them up for shelter. And the government is sending us thoughts and prayers??
Wish I could fully upload the video I did today! This TIME 100 awardee doing close to nothing in disaster preparedness outside of planting trees and pushing for carbon credits is all you need to know about “mitigation efforts” If he cared, he’d be specific about affected areas
Wish I could fully upload the video I did today! This TIME 100 awardee doing close to nothing in disaster preparedness outside of planting trees and pushing for carbon credits is all you need to know about “mitigation efforts” If he cared, he’d be specific about affected areas
Ayayaa! Wanachukua pesa za higher ground
Sasa huko mko na downtime ya nini? Ink? eCitizen? Passport booklets kuenda na maji?
Sasa huko mko na downtime ya nini? Ink? eCitizen? Passport booklets kuenda na maji?
How do we tell people, that this is the satire, the joke, and not the government's response?
How do we tell people, that this is the satire, the joke, and not the government's response?
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Jennifer Lawrence: “Amy [Schumer]’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael Bay movie.”…
Drake and Yachty in the studio
What if drake respond by a song full of the word nigger w the hard r. Ngl that might be necessary atp.
How do you film this and then support that genocidal freak
Jennifer Lawrence: “Amy [Schumer]’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael Bay movie.”…
Maybe Kendrick should have used an Amapiano beat so you guys can dance kmt
The intro is Richard Pryor saying “Everything they say about me is true” from The Wiz when they found out he was fraud. Wow. The layers is wild.
The going back and forth between humor and dead seriousness is menacing in the best way. It’s like Joker making a diss record.
it’s crazy that the beginning of Kendrick’s diss is Richard Pryor in The Wiz saying he’s a phony. 1. it’s what everyone is calling Drake and 2. Michael Jackson played the Scarecrow in The Wiz. lmao. whew. Drake forgot who he was playing chess with.
Kendrick lashed Drake for 40 seconds over production reminiscent of 80s R&B and then took it straight to hell. My GOAT.
lol everyone knows never to piss off anyone from pre-gentrified compton
Run it back
Kendrick voice shit is always fun to me lol, "what is it? THE BRAIDS?!" got me in tears lmao
Grown ass niggas want to shake ass to a diss record.
Drake: You're short. Kendrick: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman...
People saying they’ve lost interest in the beef bc it took Kendrick 10 days to respond. Y’all would’ve hated pre-Twitter Rap beef then. There were 3 months in between Takeover and Ether.
Millennials in Kenya we’ve survived everything; el nino, saba saba, Moi, bomb blast, Nairobi fly, 05 jeans, supra + arafat outfits, PEV, Kamwana’s last 5years, dollar at 170, covid and we’ll survive floods. At this point we’re on autopilot. We’re just enjoying the journey.