NakshiMrembo_ @Nothando0o
Life is like a helicopter,I know nothing about helicopters Joined August 2018-
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Bro I’d never go in the house 😂😂😂
i love culture so bad
Kasee hapa kamepatwa kakicheat 😭 Use 16 hours to fear men and the remaining 8 to run away from them Shalom Sisters 🙏🏾
I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard.
In the early 2010s, you would board "Oxygen" bus ilikua na AC ingine wazimu unatetemeka baridi na uko bado Mwembe Tayari. Bus iko na urinal, soda, snacks, maji, WIFI, big screen, comfy reclining seats. Ambient lighting kama ya Masidis. Siku izi gari zote zinakaa mbukinya sacco 😔
The 1st plague so far is the floods. 9 more to go before his heart softens😂😂💔
Real question here is why not?
Prepare for the worst but still pray for the best
Certified apparel on ig is one of the best places to shop from
Certified apparel on ig is one of the best places to shop from
Petition for IG thrift stores to stop cinching the waists of dresses and tops so we can see how items actually look 😭
Listen, I would stand between the heavens and the earth with someone like me.
Old raggedy ass bitch,never forgetin that Mwikali scandal
Old raggedy ass bitch,never forgetin that Mwikali scandal
Everyone who likes the Riri version has questionable taste 💀
Everyone who likes the Riri version has questionable taste 💀
You carry absolute rage for someone then here comes Snapchat reminding you that you were infact a dumb bitch
“Ruto has reached a dead end and he must go now,” Jimi Wanjigi says as he blames the President for Kenya’s economic woes
We need to deal with the natural disaster of sensitive ass niggas after addressing the floods
A decent number of men on this app have bitchy behaviour. Not even feminine, bitchy.
Tevin Campbell showing up for every single one of them to sing ‘Can we talk…’
Getting ready to sing “California vitu mzuri tunaendelea mbele 🎶” after hearing the beats then unaskia mtu anasema “Ati black chocolate,ni fine melanin bana kutoka nikapate 🎶”
They’ve not paid us I can’t even have maintenance day tomorrow
⁴⁴₅₅¹⁶Joy�.. @JoyJMurraya
99K Followers 833 Following Sir Lewis Hamilton // Forza Ferrari // Marvel // Chess // J Cole // Eric Cartman so kewl // Wine & Miso Soup connoisseur // sushi // CATS🐈
Mzee Edd 🇰🇪 @005e5n
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Typos | Mr. Clips @GeneralMeakings
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Flanker Back, It's Da.. @blaccdaddyjack
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BR!AN. @gitaachu
595 Followers 2K Following One eye on the past, four to the future, half a dozen or more for now |Digital Barber. Scholar.
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242 Followers 356 Following This is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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Chusuuz @BlogaFlani
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Totty @joellytottila
5K Followers 3K Following Fill my cup and let it Overflow|| Love and Manners ♥️💛💚
The Devils' Advocate .. @Muruthee
2K Followers 3K Following It's not you, it's me. The PATIENT' DOCTOR. Sick Jokes. No Description just Prescriptions. I'll Treat you right. The Carpet Matches the Drapes. Aesthete🎨.
genie @orpha2620
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🍉 @_Kairetu_
436 Followers 429 Following
Kap10 🇰🇪 @KaptenMwendwa
15K Followers 10K Following Twitter is not a real place - just live your life; it's never that serious! Retweets do not imply agreement.
⁴⁴₅₅¹⁶Joy�.. @JoyJMurraya
99K Followers 833 Following Sir Lewis Hamilton // Forza Ferrari // Marvel // Chess // J Cole // Eric Cartman so kewl // Wine & Miso Soup connoisseur // sushi // CATS🐈
Mzee Edd 🇰🇪 @005e5n
37K Followers 16K Following $TEL @Seahawks and @Arsenal fan. #HiiiPower. Not arguing/debating anyone outside my village. Marketing Manager 🌟
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ .. @OkiogaTerry
17K Followers 1K Following No tribe, just vibes ✌🏽| Music 🫂🤍 | Chelsea FC | Roots 🇰🇪 x 🇳🇬 | Commercial, Editorial & Runway model 📸
Jike Jeuri @izkctm
16K Followers 1K Following Salimia watu followers huisha. Me ni born champ. #YNWA
Manzi wa Nairobi @City_girllll
18K Followers 94 Following come on baby, you know the pimpin don’t stop
shiroanaa🦄 @shiroanaa
24K Followers 612 Following
Jali William ™ @william_thoya
2K Followers 1K Following Procurement for Telecoms||Arsenal & RedBull||Land Cruiser & Land Rover
66rysonberg🇰🇪 @brysonmu6
3K Followers 2K Following Chelsea || #FootballKE || Left Footed CB || Mjengo Veteran || Half MCoast Half Luhya || Bsc. Industrial Chemistry || Let Love Lead the Way||
FRANKLIN @WaruhiuFranklin
34K Followers 23K Following I talk about Markets and Finance || Investments and Financial Analyst || Bylines;@kenyanwalstreet @BD_Africa || For business email: [email protected]
Jo’s florist studio.. @jotheflorist
2K Followers 384 Following 🌸Flowers and gift shop, event planning and decor 🌸Same day delivery guaranteed 📦🚚 🌸Call/text0743521566
Debbie @ItsD3bby
425 Followers 332 Following Chase your dreams or they'll haunt you. I feel like my retweets speak for me. | Live, laugh and love | Go deeper. Experience what you truly want. ❤️❤️
Miss Rono @Hylinee
124K Followers 11K Following DM for efficient filing of all categories of 2023 tax returns: income ,withholding ,Company.P9 is not necessary. I charge Ksh 300 for income returns .Thank you
Neski𓃵 @Wachirian
242 Followers 356 Following This is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
Kyallo @PresKyallo
2K Followers 896 Following
Totty @joellytottila
5K Followers 3K Following Fill my cup and let it Overflow|| Love and Manners ♥️💛💚
Kap10 🇰🇪 @KaptenMwendwa
15K Followers 10K Following Twitter is not a real place - just live your life; it's never that serious! Retweets do not imply agreement.
🍉 @_Kairetu_
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Mel Jones @melJsaysso
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cocaine:) @badmanthriller
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Mtoto Wa Mum na Baba @UhuruKenyattaJn
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ForPitsSake @brokensuit44
40K Followers 203 Following I’ll mostly tweet about cars. I’m no petrolhead though. I also do auto bodywork at @FPSAutoNrb
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Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi
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Iradukunda iradish W @NjeriIradukunda
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Shawry for Make-up �.. @wakiowaks_
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i love culture so bad
that sudanese dance where they be rolling their necks back is so sexy to me sorry
Got them done at Ksh.500 only 🥹💗
I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard.
And she right too lmaooooo
In the early 2010s, you would board "Oxygen" bus ilikua na AC ingine wazimu unatetemeka baridi na uko bado Mwembe Tayari. Bus iko na urinal, soda, snacks, maji, WIFI, big screen, comfy reclining seats. Ambient lighting kama ya Masidis. Siku izi gari zote zinakaa mbukinya sacco 😔
For the avoidance of doubt.
Not that anyone asked but....😍😍
Petition for IG thrift stores to stop cinching the waists of dresses and tops so we can see how items actually look 😭
Glad to report that this situation has been handled.
Kendrick Lamar’s ‘good kid, m.A.A.d city’ has now spent 600 weeks (11.5 years) on the Billboard Hot 200 Chart 📈 It becomes the 1st rap album in history to achieve this milestone 🏆
When this Tickaz spun Shelly Belly 🤣🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲
What Jamaican moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
What Kenyan moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
The number one question has been why the nation is not declaring a national emergency yet. Within law, occurrences are declared a state of emergency if the State is threatened by war, invasion, insurrection, disorder, NATURAL DISASTER, or other public emergency, and should happen…
UPDATE: At least 10 bodies recovered after a dam in Old Kijabe burst, sweeping through villages and cutting off traffic on Nairobi-Nakuru highway, search and rescue operation ongoing.
Everyday you prove Kerr Owino right, and that's the real agony! 😂😂
Hakuna watu mi huhurumia like journalism students
Join us in welcoming Boina to the NRG Family. 🥳🥳🥳 #NRGAt6 #NRGSupernova6
Ombachi waiting for the rains to subside ndio aende kupika kwa balcony
Baba huwa held accountable by everyone like he's the Messiah but when he asks for your votes suddenly mnakumbuka hana leadership qualities haha
Dear @RailaOdinga: Is it true that you support Governor Sakaja of UDA? I have always known you to be pro people and pro justice (although we disagreed on #BBI). How can you support someone whose hallmarks comprise zero leadership, gross mismanagement, grand larceny and shocking…
Asking why people would willingly cross rivers and drown is crazy. Girl,people are living hand to mouth. Everyone braving floods obviously has to. They have to. You don't get it because you don't have to.
This man called Caleb Orem AKA 'Ruthless Focus' is wanted by DCI for multiple cases of obtaining and extortion. If you have seen him, you can tip me off to enable his arrest
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