Kap10 🇰🇪 @KaptenMwendwa
Twitter is not a real place - just live your life; it's never that serious! Retweets do not imply agreement. Nairobi, Kenya Joined June 2012-
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Everything you learned late, teach your children early.
What's the purpose of life if what we're fighting tooth and nail to get away from is what finally hit us the hardest!? Why is life so unfair and merciless? Why does life always take what we don't have? I'm fucking tired
The year is 2027, Kenyans are on the streets cheering and dancing after Ruto secures his second term in a landslide victory. Remember this tweet.
You know a country is doing badly when it's citizens hate and roast their first lady. It's unheard of 😂😂😂
Be so private they can’t do nothing but assume.
I already know who you voted for in the last election. And I can bet my life on it.
I already know who you voted for in the last election. And I can bet my life on it.
He will survive 100%. Anyone who thinks Ruto will be a one term President severely underestimates what can be done by an electorate that voted ICC indictees as both President and Deputy President THREE TIMES, and subsequently voted the Deputy President to be the President.
Bio says she sits at the President's Council of Advisors. If these are the people advising the president, you can see why we're screwed.
LAW 16: USE ABSENCE TO INCREASE RESPECT AND HONOR
Don't stress too much about life, you're not getting out of it alive anyway.
if you’re having a bad day just remember, it can always get worse.
300 are dead in these floods, and it’s still raining. A part of my estate is sort of cut off, requiring emergency assistance from the authorities. My basement is so badly flooded it’s not a pool, or lake, it’s a sea and I’ll not make jokes about breeding mermaids.
Na ujue you are not allowed to resign 😭
I firmly believe this. When I called him Kapsoya Pol Pot, I wasn't wrong.
Huyu mtu hana ata marafiki wa kumwambia wakenya wanakufa? He is very ignorant and slow to react.
You guys don't have the slightest of clues. Since he moved payments to e-citizen, government agencies are literally begging for funds.
You see that mat . That’s exactly how we vote .
You see that mat . That’s exactly how we vote .
“mzungu owner, expat leaving, 900k.”SLIGHTLY Negotiable.
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molesting a crab before eating it is crazy
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