Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great Kenya Joined July 2017

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a week ago

Not your father, obviously. ^Admin

Kim _winnifred @winnifred2424_

a week ago

Not your father, obviously. ^Admin

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89 Kenyan Shillings. UNICEF material. Living way below the poverty line. World Vision Org should include you on their website as a serious needy case. You have no business owning an iPhone. How much are iPhones in Nigeria anyway?

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2 weeks ago

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 weeks ago

Can you invent a better phone kiongozi?

Mike Sonko @MikeSonko

2 weeks ago

Can you invent a better phone kiongozi?

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

3 weeks ago

Is this the new excuse to get yourself a man?

Kimuzi @Kimuzi_

3 weeks ago

Is this the new excuse to get yourself a man?

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

3 weeks ago

American racist Charlie Kirk died from excessive bleeding from an open wound on his neck.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a month ago

The things one Benjamin Netanyahu is doing are worse than the things Hitler, Iddi Amin Dada or Mussolini did. But if you are American, British or Israeli, you can drop as many bombs are you want. The world is yours and the rest of humans your toys.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a month ago

KTN's Standard Newspaper has published private WhatsApp chats of the ruling coalition. This is both a serious breach of privacy and nation security. Whatever information the head of state put out privately is privileged information that must just be treated as such.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a month ago

Looks like slavery, especially the part where they've got to retrieve a running slave.

Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs

a month ago

Looks like slavery, especially the part where they've got to retrieve a running slave.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a month ago

Once again, a lawyer/advocate proving Dr David Ndii's words that lawyers are not learned, just trained. It is actually harder to be a bodaboda cyclists than a lawyer. Raila's LDP had 59 seats, highest of any party in the coalition.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

a month ago

Have you maybe considered that the problem could be you? You saw girls dressed in what you consider school uniform and immediately started having sex fantasies?

Hon.Gathoni Wamuchomba, HSC, MP @hon_wamuchomba

2 months ago

Have you maybe considered that the problem could be you? You saw girls dressed in what you consider school uniform and immediately started having sex fantasies?

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

Impeached former deputy president allegedly self-deports from the United States of America. He has consequently cut short his scheduled rallies. Welcome home Wamanyonyos.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

Harambee Stars proceeds despite having a really bad game. They play worse than Shaolin Soccer. Ruto's 1m promise has ruined these games.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

KRA exposes the expressway scandal and Uhuru runs to statehouse to take pictures smiling. Hehe

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

306 students who sat for nursing exams somehow found their way to nursing internships. Even when you want to help Kenyans, they will always figure out a way to abuse the system. Internship is ONLY AFTER GRADUATION. Anything before that can only be volunteer work a attachment.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

So much hate towards Somalis from a very specific tribe. Whenever someone says "warudi kwao", look at their name.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

Hey @DCI_Kenya , your counterparts at GSU are busy turning beautiful Kenyans into Kim Jong Un lookalikes. ^Admin

George T. Diano @georgediano

2 months ago

Hey @DCI_Kenya , your counterparts at GSU are busy turning beautiful Kenyans into Kim Jong Un lookalikes. ^Admin

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is extremely scared of the Israeli Judicial System. Whenever he is supposed to appear for hearing, he starts a war, gets sick or bombs a bunch of kids. The polish man isn't that strong after all.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

2 months ago

Cross reference with USAID and World Vision data among others. Check how much Nyanza gets in terms of donations. Then ask yourself how billions of dollars have zero to show for. Data on HIV in Kenya is a tech world. Made up numbers.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

3 months ago

I will make it my business to send Ksh 2027 to the Maraga campaigns on a weekly basis.

Kimuzi @Kimuzi_

3 months ago

I will make it my business to send Ksh 2027 to the Maraga campaigns on a weekly basis.

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Mwalimu @mwalimu_dida

3 months ago

No, this is called stupid inefficiency of having people queue at the gate to make or verify payments. We know all tours and travels operators. We could allow them to book people prior, register their vehicles and simply show up and enter the park.