George T. Diano @georgediano
Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| Dark Humor|| Educated Idiot|| Broke Men Spokesperson|| MBA- Operations Management. lindakatiba.org Trans Nzoia Joined February 2011-
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Kipchumba Murkomen is Millicent omanga in a suit.
Once an ill-mannered man is out of mind, he thinks paying rent , school fees & other charity works will make a lady to love him more & more. They end up seeing what Jakom saw in August 2022, giza kinene. Keniuuu imagine some delulu men go to an extent of paying dowry. You see the…
These women & children literally have no food nor shelter, but instead of getting your priorities right by providing these basic needs; Your first order of the day was to construct a Huduma center for them to replace their ID cards. Nyasaye akuweke Boil katikati ya kinyambisi.😒
These women & children literally have no food nor shelter, but instead of getting your priorities right by providing these basic needs; Your first order of the day was to construct a Huduma center for them to replace their ID cards. Nyasaye akuweke Boil katikati ya kinyambisi.😒
It's Very Very Very Important to Date someone who's as intelligent as you. Someone you can argue with logically, without emotional susceptibility or manipulation, to come up to an agreed conclusion. It's called engaging in academic discourse with your equal, It's enthralling and…
For some reasons probably due to lack of self control, we MEN have allowed sex to be the main driver that pushes Us to self enslavement to women. Today, men pay & beg women to this slavery. Some men, are so stupid that they are proud to say they are able to get any woman to sleep…
"To mitigate further loss of life, I order all our security officers to stay vigilant & arrest any man who will be found having an erection during this cold season & be charged with attempted suicide".
Mahali tumefika saizi as a country, unaeza stukia umepiga nduru saa tisa ya usiku in advance for the disappointment you're about to go through the next day bcoz this govt is in a competition on who's more incompetent.
There are women out here who are genuinely kind hearted with pure intentions, nikiwa new tenant pale Greatwall there was this fine mama who lived just opposite my door. Everytime she would cook chapos lazima angeni letea tuwili, we hardly talk & interact coz she used to work with…
BREAKING: Former Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta has been appointed to head the African Union Election Observation Mission for South Africa in May 2024.
Your's is just prayers & thoughts while there's a young lady who's mobilizing the masses, collecting clothes & beddings to help the affected families. She's literally doing what you're supposed to do without an office that's fully funded. Tbh, they don't flog you for nothing.
Your's is just prayers & thoughts while there's a young lady who's mobilizing the masses, collecting clothes & beddings to help the affected families. She's literally doing what you're supposed to do without an office that's fully funded. Tbh, they don't flog you for nothing.
Shukuruni mungu the covid pandemic came at a time when we had a solid & intelligent man as a president. Pandemic ingepata this Nandi herder with his assets in cabinet, wengi tungeenda sayuni.
Mark you, not all Nairobi Azimio MPs are happy after SUPER MCA Raila Odinga directed them to support and defend Johnson Sakaja. Some of them, while in the meeting were Whatsapping me to tweet the developments for fear of being disciplined by the party if they complain
People should come to terms with the fact that modes of making income have changed. At the carwash yesterday, a young well dressed Gen Z who looked like he was in his early 20s pulled up with a very cold Audi, everyone couldn't help it but admire him. The guy who was seated next…
@NanjalaChebet When you take good care of your womanz, she glows naturally. This is mama Liam whom ayaam pleased with. Look good jaber.😌
@IAbdallahke Mother of 2 plus Baba Liam! I come as a package do you still want us? 😅
Even though Marriage is more of personal issue than the tribal inclines; There are alot of things one has to put into consideration before making amicable decision on whom to marry. Sometimes is sweet to find a soulmate from your tribe, someone you talk same language & have same…
Here we go 🤭🤗
Today Odm Mps & MCAs from Nairobi county came out gun blazing to defend sakaja telling Nairobians to stop complaining & let Sakaja work. I think now I'm vindicated, Raila Odinga is a fraud, he was paid 200m to shield sakaja. But don't worry, that fraud will lose terribly in AUC.
Tension is mounting between Kenya Kwanza led bloggers under Dennis Itumbi stewardship that's more aligned to Ruto's side & that of Rigathi Gachagua side. Words on the streets is that our Iron lady Pauline Njoroge might be joining the Wamunyororo side soon thus rendering the…
After salvaging it from Athi River floods, I did a diagnosis & lemme tell you maina,,William Ruto Must Go! Sensors zote kapuut!!!
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Rwanda ICT Minister Unpacking AI for the African child Context - We are led!!
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There was a special cabinet meeting today, to address the flooding issue and emergency response. Following the meeting, a statement was issued and through that statement, people living in riparian land have been asked to relocate. Now, did the cabinet map out wetlands or areas…
Men, don't do this. She won't be there when you are eating dust. Learn.
Tweets were deleted. I'm looking for that MPESA screenshot where Mohkay sent Joy 50K for being beautiful. Kumbe alikua anaangusha biz 😭
@georgediano Esther Vilar concurs with Helen Fisher in her book "The Manipulated Man". The whole entire universe is a matriarchy. That's why marriage is deemed as great success among women, because it's designed to protect the future of women and their offsprings.
@georgediano @gabrieloguda I have forever been worried. We had a conference on wage bill the other day & this reminded me of that. We are still in the red for the next 5 or so years so let's buckle up but remember you can actively choose not to use eTims or pay some taxes hence stifling the stealers' cash.
Forever appreciative of what this high school taught me and what I turned out to be. May this school last another 100 more years. Rest In Eternal Peace Major General Joseph Ole Nkaiserry an alumni of this mighty Kenyan High School.
By default @ItsMutai unakuanga matako ya mbwa. That bloody bastard you are trying to defend in the name of @WilliamsRuto is the same bloody bastard is the here dressed in RedCross reflectors. Mtoto wako aliposhindwa kunya sasa unatumia io mafi to power you brain or what? Mbwa
Uhuru Kenyatta donated 2million to Kenyans affected by flood. But he donated that money not through any GOVERNMENT agency but through Red Cross. Why would a FORMER PRESIDENT donate his money not through a government that he led for 10yrs but through an NGO?
But nimerealize Kuna men wenye wakiona you as their lady friend uko so determined to win esp in a business that pia wao wako into it wanaweza ku discourage mbaya na of course umefanya background check! But when u ask them Ata capital inahitajika watakupea a very unreasonable..
Uhuru Kenyatta donated 2million to Kenyans affected by flood. But he donated that money not through any GOVERNMENT agency but through Red Cross. Why would a FORMER PRESIDENT donate his money not through a government that he led for 10yrs but through an NGO?
Wazee @georgediano na @gabrieloguda uhali gani kaka zangu. Today I logged into my Disqus account and realized I have been potent like the two of you since Kingdom Come. I saw many things coming years back. George lost his way at some point but has since corrected course :)
Hahaha, I saw this coming. I have actively said that I am not going to use eTims and will actively not pay any taxes because I cannot guarantee the usage under this regime. These billions are resources of the people of Kenya that are spent haphazardly. More pain loading.
The Ruto government spent Sh905 billion on administration, operation, and maintenance of offices, as well as salaries and wages, in nine months through March 2024. This will likely lead to more taxes as the government is unable to live within its means.
Rwanda ICT Minister Unpacking AI for the African child Context - We are led!!
PRIVILEGE is when you THINK something is not a PROBLEM, because it is not a problem to you PERSONALLY!!!
Just took note from a receipt that we got from sending a parcel to Kiminini last week, Greatrift Express Shuttle Services do not accept Mpesa payments. What could be the reason?
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: These gangstas drove to this middle school when they heard a special needs student named Jordan was getting bullied. They infamously stated ‘you know we had to pull up.’ This video of these Black thugs represents the real America smh.