Maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21 @maliks_88
I am Not RESPONSIBLE for how you understand my Tweets and The Version of me you've created in your mind is not my RESPONSIBILITY. Mogadishu Joined February 2015-
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nope, ugali ya Bradox iko na waves, it greets you ukiletwa
eating weirdly has landed Boina A radio job.....Abuya been doing same but only Farasa came thru.
Analingus poses a great health risk. From E.coli to Salmonella infections to STDs—gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis A & B, & even genital warts. Also, there may be bleeding from hemorrhoids, diarrhea, flatus and ofcourse stool 🤮 from where the sun doesn’t shine. What you do…
Analingus poses a great health risk. From E.coli to Salmonella infections to STDs—gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, hepatitis A & B, & even genital warts. Also, there may be bleeding from hemorrhoids, diarrhea, flatus and ofcourse stool 🤮 from where the sun doesn’t shine. What you do…
if you have or know somali boys/ girls this age....please share with them this poster for an ongoing internationa movie must have passport too rt rt the rt
Sahii Garissa Flood victims wanasaidiwa according to their clans..
KDF and Cops Patanisho worked 😂
kwani watu wanakaziwa kuingia express way
every worker is mad and upset in Kenya, Tell me why Atwoli is at ease and happy...
machogu at 2am going to cancel school re opening
i want to know what was going on in Mtu Pombe's head when he told someone "haga yako huwa kama mzigo imefungwa mbaya kwa bike"
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daaaamn...kuna msee wazimu ameingia Harusi ya wahindi akapiga mtu Shoka Ya Kichwa na akaenda zake 😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂 Kumbe Poem ilikuwa ya ChatGBT…nani ako na 10 Million Kafangi anauza gari
how you are running the govt
Jalon’go said
Woke up Ugly and broke but Healthy….Alhamdullilalh
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Paint your cars Dark Bluish and leave the roof top white. no cops will ever stop you...iykyk
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@maliks_88 Hawawezi kubali system kama hii pale Chekeyae Terminal 2 coz Immigration guys eat bigly just to stamp passports especially for ndege za Mogadishu.
"my tweets need a brain to understand not just a pretty face" Hii ni matusi ingine mbaya kuliko ile ya kumamako.
Everytime you do service at 5k ( for japanese niggas) you normally change spark plugs normally you buy them for 500 or 1000 What if i told you i can gove you spart plugs for 1500 (laser iridums that will last 70-100k kms ans for only 1800 for one. My boy @BeaumontWest stocks…
@ThebestFigen That lion used his brain 😂
What are you manifesting today?
A man from Kenya in Muranga collapsed after finding out that the house they have been renting for 20 years at 80,000 a month belongs to his wife.
Madem:
Wait, Salary tulilipwa last week ndio inafaa kutumika kwa plans niko nazo hii dezember?
Luos first names vs their second names
Me getting my 3rd mimosa
Are men allowed to go to bottomless brunch, asking for a friend?
Mtu akijaribu kuniingiza box:
It will now cost you KSh 50,000 to get married at the Attorney General office. Previously it would only cost you KSh 5,000. Getting married is now a scam in Kenya.
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