Summer of GeorgeCore @ComedyCandy
Barely a Comedian, Stoner, watcher of British panel shows, begrudging eater of tofu. Long-given up on being a good person, shooting for meh person Joined October 2020-
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Why bother being good at my job? What? Will the world run out of low paying jobs in terrible environments and asshole customers treating me like crap? Checkmate, your move capitalism
The Seinfeld bit “Funeral Is Moving Day” is such a stand out. The bookend clips were hit or miss over the seasons but this one is gold youtu.be/rYg2NhHxmYE
Enter the Anime sucks. It’s just a normie chick exoticizing people who engage with anime. The first guy interviewed is basically that Grandma’s Boy character
Guys we identified the Zodiac Killer in 2015
If I ever say something wrong, leave me to wallow in my uneducated stupidity. I just learned the Bahamas are right off Florida. They’re closer than Cuba. I legit thought they were in the middle of nowhere in the pacific. I know nothing.
Stoners who vape, I’m sorry to inform you, we’re never that sneaky about indoor vaping
@BreitbartNews Uygur wouldn’t win, but it’s a funnier joke than Joe Rogan’s ever made so props to Cenk on that
Don’t want to sell myself to people on social media :( just want rent. Why do you need 7-8 engaging tweets about my day u creeps
During the day, I like to cosplay as someone about to get their shit together. Buy the yoga mat, download the self esteem audiobook, put the smoothie ingredients in the freezer, notice a leaf. No emotional involvement or follow through whatsoever. Live-action Daydream.
My brother and I call each other “weenie” because of the Weenie Hut General episode of Spongebob and have done so for over a decade. Imagine your one off joke defining some rando sibling dynamic for 15 years?
Can someone just tell me that I’m special and important 24/7? I feel like it would solve a lot of problems.
This is very much the hill I’ll die on
This is important, but girls also need to be reached out to about unhealthy teen relationships because some of us (me) wish we weren’t so toxic as kids, but signs of unhealthy teen behavior is always targeted towards girls about how boys can be abusive. It’d’ve helped two people.
A new study found that 90% of teens killed by an intimate partner are girls. That's unacceptable. I talked to the lead researcher and experts about what educational programs focused on dating abuse might look like for preteens huffpost.com/entry/teen-dat…
Just realized fiancé don’t know where things are because he ~doesn’t know where they go~ something that is fairly incomprehensible to me, that also explains why he thinks cleaning is just moving things out of sight. #patriarchy
i make my big girl debut in 48 hours holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit PLEASE HMU FOR TIX 💕💕💕💕
.@jackiecoopah makes her CYSK debut this Wednesday at 7 PM and hosts the 9:30. These line-ups are 🔥! All info: cysk.eventbrite.com $2 off using promo code: TWITTER2
@CryptoSarito @RUSeriousIsBack @sfchronicle Thanks 🙏
Jeff Bezos: the only guy to make not giving a fuck not look cool
Why can’t we, as a society, collectively admit Joe Rogan is highly skilled at conducting compelling interviews (ignoring the content), but a pedestrian comedian. Maybe a skilled performer, but the writing is just generic failed-satire pseudo-intellectual low-level road crap.
Step Brothers is the perfect movie.
Sometimes I think about how I, now as a thirty-something year old woman, dress a lot like teenage emo me wished she could dress in middle school/high school and like I'm proud of that.
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George Carlin's Echo @WeiserAlby
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