Comedy Club Owner @ComedyClubOwner
2 item minimum please United States Joined October 2017-
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False alarm everyone!! Turns out our chef just had a severe case of viral gastroenteritis!!! No COVID to be found!
Woah. Lotta LAUGHS and only a FEW coughs and sneezies at the show last night
DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY I'M TOO BUSY MAKING CHICKEN FINGERS TO MISS MY EX WIFE BARBARA
Our club is not a "SAFE SPACE!!!" Multiple fire code violations, itty bitty vermin problem, and what is most likely just cosmetic damage from a little earthquake a few years ago. Also the headliner this weekend will be "telling it like it is."
MORE great news everybody. Not only will your server perform on the show, they are also the cook!!!
@Wheeler23Zoyd SRY WE HAD A LITTLE TYPO WHEN WE MADE HIS NAME BADGE, SO WE HAVE TO CALL HIM STEVE AROUND HERE
Time to fully reopen the economy!!!! The Covid vaccine may NEVER come! We have taken lots of safety precautions. FOR EXAMPLE our busboy, Greasy Steve, will now be strongly discouraged from eating leftover chicken finger scraps in the greenroom!!
@chase_roper @DerekSheen Don't be ALARMIST CHASE! Everybody knows body temperature varies through out the day. Our busboy, Steve, has a cousin applying for medical school. So we are pretty sure about this. EX last night my temperature was just a little higher at 102.5 degrees
@Gabeynotgabby @chase_roper @DerekSheen SPEAKING OF "BLESS YOU."ALL OF OUR SERVERS HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO SAY "BLESS YOU" TO ANY TO ANYONE WITH A NASTY COUGH OR SNEEZE. GUARANTEED TO MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS COVID.
@chase_roper @DerekSheen Howdy Chase! How do 2 free passes to Friday night late show sound to you?? Please remember you will still be required to complete the 2 item minimum. Don't worry DASANI IS ONLY $7
I would like to address the allegations that our Yummy Spaghetti Delight dish for $17.99 is just a microwaved lean cuisine meal. To which I say. NOBODY!! AT LEAST NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE COMPLAINED UNTIL NOW????!!!
@DerekSheen Welcome about the comedy train Derek. 79 retweets and you can host a weekend at the club as an audition for paid work!
Stand up comedy is the last true art form. Remember that there is a 2 item minimum #wings #standupcomedy #art #2ItemMinimum #comedy
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