Jason Ghoadst Dad @jjgoad
Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses jjgoad.com Seattle, WA. Joined November 2011-
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Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
i got the same advice in moron studies class at my alma mater, dumbass university. go dunces ! (mascot of dumbass university)
i got the same advice in moron studies class at my alma mater, dumbass university. go dunces ! (mascot of dumbass university)
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Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
Dear transgender women, Glock 19 Gen5 MOS, Streamlight TLR-7A, Holosun EPS-C, PHLster Enigma with light bearing holster, Speer Gold Dot 124gr 9mm for carry ammo, Blazer 124gr 9mm FMJ for range ammo, and check your local state’s laws regarding concealed carry
Dear transgender women, Glock 19 Gen5 MOS, Streamlight TLR-7A, Holosun EPS-C, PHLster Enigma with light bearing holster, Speer Gold Dot 124gr 9mm for carry ammo, Blazer 124gr 9mm FMJ for range ammo, and check your local state’s laws regarding concealed carry
1) Director: Sam Peckinpah 2) Actor: Kurt Russell 3) Actress: Jennifer Jason Leigh 4) Horror: John Carpenter’s The Thing 5) Action: Terminator 2 6) Sci-Fi: Planet of the Apes 7) Comedy: Kingpin 8) Western: Winchester 73 9) Drama: The Verdict 10) Animated: Watership Down
1) Director: Sam Peckinpah 2) Actor: Kurt Russell 3) Actress: Jennifer Jason Leigh 4) Horror: John Carpenter’s The Thing 5) Action: Terminator 2 6) Sci-Fi: Planet of the Apes 7) Comedy: Kingpin 8) Western: Winchester 73 9) Drama: The Verdict 10) Animated: Watership Down
I once celebrated because Alvin Davis pulled into the lead for the AL batting title on a day in June.
Oh yeah? Ask Neil Young about toy trains.
Oh yeah? Ask Neil Young about toy trains.
In a bed with a fan running.
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
cancel culture is about 10 years old at this point so it makes sense that he'd slam it
cancel culture is about 10 years old at this point so it makes sense that he'd slam it
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
Violence is not the answer. The answer is in a new digital coin I am launching exclusively for patriots
“Only one man could make this shot! Put out an APB for Jack Reacher!” (Cut to) Jack Reacher steps off a Greyhound bus in a North Dakota ghost town…
“Only one man could make this shot! Put out an APB for Jack Reacher!” (Cut to) Jack Reacher steps off a Greyhound bus in a North Dakota ghost town…
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
a video of a white right wing talking head getting popped in the neck traumatised you but seeing videos of palestinian children being blown up daily doesn’t even phase you says a lot
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
are we going to be sending the national guard to utah now to stop crime or is that reserved for cities with "other" people?
Me frantically Googling “What does Ichiro drive”
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
This coal miner took his son to a baseball game
This coal miner took his son to a baseball game
Jason Ghoadst Dad retweeted
just went #4
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