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writers: ok so uh, like, Senator Palpatine is like saying hi to storm troopers but like mad and then like a robot guy comes by and is like "wazzzup!" hahah animator: Ok I'll pour my heart and soul into this idea
A real man would make the woman crouch
A real man would make the woman crouch
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This is also what I look like if you zoom in on my face.
This is also what I look like if you zoom in on my face.
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yeah this shit would piss me off too
yeah this shit would piss me off too
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i edited all these little graphics. Ain't I a stinker ?
i edited all these little graphics. Ain't I a stinker ?
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