Pizza is like sex: I walked in on my parents having it once.
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@ConanOBrien There is no pg-13 add-on to this joke. Anything more and it's Conan's parents having sex, probably with full stomachs.
@ConanOBrien My wife says only one of the 2 have ever satisfied her.
@ConanOBrien That's practically a zen koan. Magnificent.
@ConanOBrien Or, pizza is like sex, even when it’s bad it’s pretty good. In Texas, we substitute Mexican food for pizza.
@ConanOBrien If pizza was like sex we wouldn’t need anymore viagra in the world
@ConanOBrien ~ not to mention the use of cheese.