Pirate Swift @ConorSwift3

Just a queer DM They/Them Nakano-ku, Tokyo Joined August 2016

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aru!! 🐇🌙🛸 @malataros

2 months ago

thinking about this scene from the geats movie again. him grabbing that whole couch and just sitting on it casually is the most ace thing ever

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Pirate Swift @ConorSwift3

3 months ago

even fhe fact this place is called butt station cant help that this is the party the kafka bug was at

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A classic medieval spoiling tactic - preempt the conclave by proclaiming your own Pope first. Rome is in checkmate. The next Pope will have to crush Augustine & his juvenile cronies quickly & without mercy - alienating a laity who regard children with affection - or risk schism

Max-Martin Skalenius 🇸🇪🇻🇦 @MSkalenius

5 months ago

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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle

5 months ago

whispering to Robert Eggers: this is because you put the call of a North American bird in a scene set in Germany. You idiot. You’re a fucking idiot

cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

5 months ago

whispering to Robert Eggers: this is because you put the call of a North American bird in a scene set in Germany. You idiot. You’re a fucking idiot

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kidd bandit キッド・バンディット @kiddbanditpro

5 months ago

i ain’t your average sicko. #EffyBGBX

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Icemarv14 @icemarv14

8 months ago

After seeing this image, my neuron just activated. Here's my take on it. What would you call her?

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Posferatu @LHWconnoisseur

8 months ago

*cough cough* I think I'm coming down with some kind of illness The dependable white blood cell:

vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

8 months ago

*cough cough* I think I'm coming down with some kind of illness The dependable white blood cell:

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Nate Campbell @N8istootall

2 years ago

*Interacting with someone less autistic than me* I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible. *Interacting with someone more autistic than me* Damn, bitch, read the room.

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Jordynne Grace @JordynneGrace

10 months ago

The best sleep I’ve had in a while

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Mister Honeyed Prose @sabatonfan69

2 years ago

Her snuggling up: Can’t sleep? Me: kinda worried about the rats :/ The Rat Warriors in my vents preparing for a raid: He sleeps with the woman. Shall we attack? Veteran Rat: I… used to be young once. Let us have one night of peace. Rat: But the ch- Veteran: Damn the cheese!