Overheared @ConvoSnippet
You know when you hear a snippet of a passer by's conversation.. Eaves dropping Joined December 2012-
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‘Just don’t leave a man alone in a room with toothpaste and his bollocks’.
‘Yeah we were late because we were faffing about in that crime scene’.
‘I like a lot of songs about horses’. ‘Yeah, more than what’s considered the norm’.
‘Had a dream last night I was stroking a cat. There was nothing else to it. So basically..’ ‘No no, you said there was nothing else to it..’
‘It’s either piss OR spoons, you can’t be in the business of both’.
‘Why would you open yourself up to bullying by wearing two watches?’
‘People were worrying about Covid, and I was worrying about them taking Big Mac sauce off the McDonald menu’.
‘She’s on a minced and moist diet. Squashed and washed’.
‘Once again, I can confirm, there’s no nonces in the ballpit’.
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