Coops @Coops19891
HMHB, Teenage Fanclub, Tamworth, Villa. Ex Royal Signals. Still #Labour. Still annoying righties. Bring back pubes. And now a Memorial Device ANT Costa del West Brom Joined October 2021-
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Tough wank.
"My granny could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb."
"My granny could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb."
Oh yeah? And where, in the Highway Code, does it say you can't chase the dragon on the hard shoulder? Bloody nanny state.
Oh yeah? And where, in the Highway Code, does it say you can't chase the dragon on the hard shoulder? Bloody nanny state.
Great. The sun is out for what seems like the first time in a decade and my hay fever has fully kicked in!
They are going to snatch people off the streets and put them in camps. Concentrate them in camps if you will. Remind you of anything?
They are going to snatch people off the streets and put them in camps. Concentrate them in camps if you will. Remind you of anything?
Dalian Atkinson’s lasting legacy - in the words of his big brother Paul 📺 - youtu.be/qatbPbHAcy8 @MatKendrick | #AVFC
I see the righties have a new catch phrase: "Two-tier policing". They have no idea what it means but will drop into any debate about flagshaggers getting arrested for being arseholes.
They really don't think these things through, at all.
"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."
"ARBEIT MACHT FRIE"
When high fives go wrong: featuring James Coles and Danny Lamb
So the party that has lurched further and further to the right in a vain attempt to hold onto the rump of their voters has left a "left-wing mess"??
So the party that has lurched further and further to the right in a vain attempt to hold onto the rump of their voters has left a "left-wing mess"?? https://t.co/JhoHGiGhqG
Shared. This is the state of mental health care after 14 years of Tories, yet now they want private consultants, no doubt all Tory donors, to assess if those suffering from mental health issues are fit for work. People will die. They won't care.
Shared. This is the state of mental health care after 14 years of Tories, yet now they want private consultants, no doubt all Tory donors, to assess if those suffering from mental health issues are fit for work. People will die. They won't care.
You seen this @CountBinface ?
You seen this @CountBinface ?
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
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Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor
884 Followers 1K Following Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life!
🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
34K Followers 24K Following Very Sweary ‘Leftist Trollope’, ‘Lefty Cunt’, ‘Hag Features’. #atheist #GTTO #AutismAwareness, but it isn’t me before you try to insult me with it, thanks 😘
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
49K Followers 37K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
Skew Spew Barmy Haird.. @SkewSmug
22K Followers 15K Following It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people.
GET A GRIP @docrussjackson
65K Followers 46K Following 'Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did & it never will' - Frederick Douglass #JoinAUnion #GTTO Views are mine & NOT my employer's.
Miffy @miffythegamer
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Will McAlpine @WillieMcAlpine
2K Followers 2K Following I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. (Ho/Hum)
Stormzy💙 @Nurseborisbash
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Richard Shaw @RichardS7370
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Archbishop Poet 🪣 @morrissey2020
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Ssspookpit @spookeedoo
489 Followers 703 Following boring, uninteresting and miserable. I like music sometimes. #Discogs are slowly taking over my life. The Moron Club affiliated. https://t.co/hFYqTYs69M
Eldora Casazza @eldora5917
95 Followers 5K Following
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Richard Beyerl @beye_rich
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Charlie still alive i.. @j42070
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David Belcher 🚴.. @spokes_man75
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T-Rexit! 🇪🇺🐟 @ItRecks
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Lolita Schoenig @LolitSchoen
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Mark Cockerton Don’.. @CockertonMark
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David Mckenna @mckenna_dave
858 Followers 4K Following Leeds United season ticket holder•Philadelphia Eagles 🦅’Orlando Magic. Atheist. Ex-Commando Helicopter Force. 845 NAS. Op Herrick veteran. FUCK THE TORIES
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Jones The Steam @chrisjonesmull
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Simon Whale ™ @Simon_Whale
18K Followers 16K Following Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
jamieliddellthepoet @jamieliddellth1
8K Followers 9K Following “Two tons of shit squeezed into a double sleeping bag.” Thanks Mum. But I finally got a collection together: see pinned tweet for links. Yippee!
James O'Brien @mrjamesob
1.2M Followers 4K Following Buy ‘How They Broke Britain’ here: https://t.co/l1OeqaJPce
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole now
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Russ Jones @RussInCheshire
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Otto English @Otto_English
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Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor
884 Followers 1K Following Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life!
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
460K Followers 4K Following Political Editor, The Guardian || Political Journalist of the Year [email protected]
Skew Spew Barmy Haird.. @SkewSmug
22K Followers 15K Following It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people.
Miffy @miffythegamer
38K Followers 16K Following Composer, musician, book lover. Gay as a lark. Left handed. Generally happy. Always curious. Never bored.
Mark Steel @mrmarksteel
241K Followers 82 Following I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
Will McAlpine @WillieMcAlpine
2K Followers 2K Following I can't lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies. (Ho/Hum)
Stormzy💙 @Nurseborisbash
85K Followers 6K Following A&E nurse💙 cheese lover🧀 currently hoping to recover from long covid. Here to hold Victoria Atkins to account. I will never stop fighting. #CoryTuntsOut
Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe
38K Followers 2K Following Writer of What a Carve Up, The Rotters’ Club, Bournville and so on. More active on other platforms these days: https://t.co/oqI0wK6o1x
Richard Shaw @RichardS7370
19K Followers 18K Following Life's important things...family, friends, NHS, SCFC, Labour, real ale, proper pubs, indie/alternative music, music polls, #5albums poll creator, #MDANT 🎖️
Scottish Post-Punk @ScotsPostPunk
26K Followers 5K Following Also on Threads: @scottishpostpunk and [email protected] - mainly music/humour/left-wing politics. MDANT.
Jeremy Grayson @graysonscolumn
1K Followers 2K Following Son of immigrant. Adoptive dad of 2. Metadata librarian. Point-to-Point/Horse racing freelancer. Loves indiepop, buses, BBC Micro, ale. Aspie. CBT advocate.
Paul @PaulOnBooks
17K Followers 15K Following Lives with imaginary hamster, argues with him at the breakfast table. Might date Taylor Swift.
Charlie still alive i.. @j42070
2K Followers 903 Following “not a dick head” according to a clever writer. come on you Wolves and ‘mon the JTs. Put your litter in a bin, ffs.
T-Rexit! 🇪🇺🐟 @ItRecks
13K Followers 14K Following Pro-European Dinosaur. T-Rexit! Brexit is Bollox! Left Wales 🏴 for Ireland 🇮🇪 #FBPE #FBPPR Parody/Satire often Fake News.
David Belcher 🚴.. @spokes_man75
1K Followers 3K Following Science, cycling, running, walking, beer, cheese, Border Collies, and helping @ms_not_miss police general dog chaos in & around The Outdoor City.
Steve Wood @sjw201565
114 Followers 151 Following There's enough for everyone......... For tyranny to succeed, all it takes is for good people to do nothing.
The Unconventional So.. @TheUCS473
7K Followers 790 Following *Letting the guest tell the story* Former British Army. Past conflicts & book reviews. Wherever you get your podcasts from or Link Tree below to listen 👇
Frank Place Botfinder.. @BotFinderUK
8K Followers 6K Following Lefty academic and historian. Laughing at right-wing sockpuppets and lickspittles. MA war studies, degree forensic linguistics. Ex - soldier + ex-warehouseman
ste is writing strong.. @chai_ste
5K Followers 1K Following 🍉 creating daft leftist content • forever avenging the death of ar lady di and geronimo alpaca • sir captain tom whisperer • drummer for the band @starmship
77th👑 Nullen, Bisc.. @Nullen80
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Brian Spilei @BrianSpanner1
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Sho @shomac28
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15K Followers 135 Following The saddest sight in the world - lost or discarded footballs. Honour them, send in photos. No rugby balls allowed. Instagram: https://t.co/we1Kwh4m8s
John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell
56K Followers 2K Following Recent stuff: Family Politics (novel), Just For One Day; the Live Aid musical, Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget, Mrs Doubtfire (musical), We Are History (podcast)
Professor Danny Blanc.. @D_Blanchflower
114K Followers 6K Following Was banned in error apparently for many months Proud grandad of Clare, Eliza, Gus, Hadley, Henry, Isla, Kinsley, Lincoln and Oliver
cones @praisemajus
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Bob Morgan 🇺🇦 �.. @Bbmorg
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Pourvu qu'elles soien.. @DavidWa53158736
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858 Followers 4K Following Leeds United season ticket holder•Philadelphia Eagles 🦅’Orlando Magic. Atheist. Ex-Commando Helicopter Force. 845 NAS. Op Herrick veteran. FUCK THE TORIES
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18K Followers 16K Following Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
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Jacqui Martin 😷 �.. @jackolinemartin
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@Coops19891 @a_toots I haven’t seen it, but I’ve got Prime, so it’s going on the list. Thanks for the recommendation 🙂
Russell Brand was baptised in The Thames. Decades of filth, used condoms and the smell of rotting fish, were all washed off of the former celebrity.
@a_toots My best bit: Varde proposing to Louise in the background
@a_toots Brillant series! Kevin Eldon’s cameo as the property auctioneer is one of the greatest comic performances I’ve ever seen!
@a_toots Funny, charming, warm hearted, beautifully written, acted and filmed A total joy Watches it so many times and think it gets better as you appreciate it more and spot things you missed Took a few viewings to spot this
@a_toots I live near Framlingham where it was filmed and was asked to provide Extras for some of the scenes…here‘s a load of my neighbours before filming the ‘ramblers’ scene. I also drove Diana Rigg around as she couldn’t drive! it was great fun…
@a_toots I imagined some scenes from the show using stop-motion puppets which I made. I also imagined a couple of scenes which didn't happen - Sheila visiting Terry in hospital and giving him some restorative lemonade, and Becky with Sophie and three pints of strong European lager
@a_toots My absolute favourite bit is the “Elvis collar tug” after Lance’s visit the hypnotherapist. Tiny ripples of perfect comedic writing and performing. Blink and you miss them. Sublime
@a_toots Love Terry and Shelia’s relationship … “So dancing is more important than detecting?” “No, but Shelia is..” 🥰
You live in a car? The tories will arrest you if you smell.
𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞 ❤️ This is my home. I care deeply about our future. And it would truly be the greatest honour to serve as your mayor 🙏
@Coops19891 @looksunfamiliar @outonbluesix The too experimental criticism always baffled me, considering the apparently more palatable Maid Of Orleans was hardly straightforward itself - a brisk waltz preceded by basically the sound of tinnitus committed to tape.
@Coops19891 @IncMonocle Thanks for some technique information. Did not know #footwork is that important (for a game that can last for days and days 🤪😬) #cricket
Back foot to a length ball in April and you deserve everything you get
Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊
@IncMonocle Ump needs to have a word as he walked down the centre of the pitch
@yobnationalist @IncMonocle Imagine looking at this joyous happy scene and your first thought being "what race are they?" What a sad, pathetic and miserable little life
Cant have hobbies anymore FFS! #Woke
We stopped to check if this driver was okay on the M62 near to Rainhill. He hadn't broken down, infact, he was in the process of smoking Heroin!! He was clearly unfit and the driver tested positive on a #drugswipe for Cocaine. His drugs were seized and he was taken to custody
I believe you are thicker than deep frozen Marmite.
I’m just a 22 year old from Wales. I believe Covid was a load of horseshit I believe climate change is horseshit I believe 15 minute cities are horseshit I believe fear is being used to usher in a golden age of surveillance and tyranny Do you agree?
@looksunfamiliar Human League - Hysteria. Shiny, sharp-edged, futuristic. It just doesn’t sound like Dare.
@Mistyswoman @stkirsch Tell you something else. I don't know a single doctor who believes there's such a thing as "turbo cancer." Though I suspect Chris Morris is kicking himself that the didn't think of it for Brass Eye, all those years ago...
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