Kris @CordialKlutz
Amateur bed maker. I don’t know what’s going on 99.9% of the time. Upstate NY Joined May 2009-
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5 years ago, a hero became a legend
FedEx: We tried to deliver but no one was home. Me: I work from home. FedEx: We knocked and rang the bell. Me: My office is literally within 20 feet of the front door and goes nuts when someone comes to the door. FedEx: We'll try again tomorrow. Me: But you didn't try today
my trauma didn't make me strong. it turned me into someone who's always paranoid, anxious, and doesn't know how to properly relax without feeling guilty
LET’S FUCKING GO!! 👊🏻❤️💛
LET’S FUCKING GO!! 👊🏻❤️💛
We should all take care of da Earth! It is da only planet with cookies on it! 🍪🌎#EarthDay
This episode of Boy Meets World is a horror classic
Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛
Patience isn’t my strong suit. Trailer tomorrow. #deadpoolandwolverine
Do you ever go out, and while you’re out, you think, ‘this is exactly why I don’t go out’?
This made me incandescent with rage. Kristin Cavallari has millions of followers across multiple platforms. She has a skincare line; she's obviously beautiful. These three factors lend her some credibility to certain people, and using that influence to spread dangerous…
May Josh Hartnett always continue to grace the horror/thriller genre with his presence
BOGO for $1 on The Value Menu does crazy things to u
We watched John Q last night and the movie still makes me cry to this day. Denzel Washington. THAT is an actor right there. 💙
Can we stop letting this guy talk now?
Can we stop letting this guy talk now?
The Faculty! It’s a classic in my house. Love that movie.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY
I get so pissed off when someone shits on something that I’m looking forward to. Don’t do that to people. It makes you an asshole.
Fangasm @FangasmSPN
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I still can’t believe them people got in that submarine with a PlayStation controller and thought they were going to see the Titanic
Getting ready to announce the Title of our new show… NCIS: Something … I’d love to hear what you think it might be…….
No one is suggesting they could fight a bear. They're saying bears don't pretend they're not bears. Bears don't rape women. People believe victims were attacked by bears. We don't shame people for being afraid of bears. And when a bear attacks a person, we euthanize it.
I think people need to realize that a sufficiently motivated bear is just as likely to kill you as a human, it weighs twice what you do and has knives for hands, and you might be in its territory without ever knowing
Abbott Elementary is winning Emmys and making people laugh. Chuck Lorre doesn’t seem to have any issue getting viewers. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia pushes some boundaries and is on season 16. Idk, Jerry, maybe the problem is you’re not funny anymore and can’t evolve.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Why would women need to be held accountable for you getting aroused by their clothing choices? Are you not accountable for your own thoughts, or where you choose to direct your gaze?
@cagewilder @godlywomanhood You don't know this, but it's ok to hold women accountable for things.
Justin Timberlake and his underrated gem 'Amnesia'
I hadn't thought about Monica Lewinsky in years, but like... As a millennial who saw that whole nasty business on the news at a pretty young age, like... Who the hell decided she, the young intern, was the bad guy in that situation? Because thinking on it as an adult... Yikes.
I hate when I go out in public and the public is there
“Dad can you make me a turkey cutlet with some eggs and little salsa and potatoes and roll it into a breakfast burrito?!!” “Ummm , No.” “Why?” “God damn it when I was a kid we ate cereal!”
6 months ago the world lost Matthew Perry. To this day, he is missed by millions including myself. Not a day goes by where I don’t think about him and his gorgeous smile. I hope he’s at peace up there. He deserves it. Rest well, Matty. 🤍
AVENGERS: ENDGAME was released 5 years ago this week. The goodbye story for the original 6 Avengers, and one of the biggest movies ever made, ATRM telling its story is as inevitable as Thanos… 1/63
This is the best compliment I could ever receive!! I love when it clicks and someone feels confident/beautiful/and able to do this themselves!! Classes will be at all SPN cons this year for “beauty” and spfx makeup at all TVD cons! Hope to see some of you there!!
NJcon is coming up and also a bunch of other cons and I cannot stress ENOUGH that you need to go to @vic_righthand’s makeup class!! I asked her how to do my eyeliner like Taylor Swift and then she TAUGHT ME she is a master 1000% sign up for her class.
That man once broke down in tears on camera about how much he loves Melanie and how she's been there for him through some rough times. He don't play about her and he shows it. Love that for them.
Melanie Lynskey says husband Jason Ritter is "genuinely sacrificing" his acting career and turning down offers so that hers can flourish while he stays home with their daughter. “The last few years we’ve had this role of like, whoever’s job makes the most sense, whether it’s the…
Hi Samantha! Hope you’re well. Here are 10 potential conditions or complications that may require termination of pregnancy to save the mother's life: 1. Ectopic pregnancy: When the embryo implants outside the uterus, typically in the fallopian tube, which can cause…
@TerriBecause The fact that you think doctors can’t treat pregnant women without killing their babies says it all
reminder that 6 years ago today the scarlet witch destroyed an infinity stone with one hand while using the other to hold back thanos who possessed the other five
I don’t understand why everyone is so afraid of adult conversations. You don’t like me ? Tell me. You don’t wanna talk to me? Don’t ignore me. You’re mad at me ? Express your feelings. I’m wrong ? Lmk let’s talk. We don’t agree? Share your viewpoints. It’s really not that hard.
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.