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It looks like Trump might have purposely rubbed against a Wisconsin-Madison women’s hockey player, like a junior high type move... And her reaction seems telling; looking down, fixing her jersey. This is during the Collegiate National Champions Day event at the White House.
Apparently, today is National Astronaut Day, and while Trump is laughably trying to take credit for “rescuing” the space station astronauts, I’m reminded of the time he childishly flipped off a female astronaut when she corrected him…
What’s wild is that Pete Hegseth admitting to drinking on the job would actually make him look better.
The Signal leak, where Defense Secretary Hegseth texting The Atlantic editor-in-chief plans to bomb Yemen, will be a great test for the cult-like devotion of Republicans… Everyone, no matter their ideology, should be asking for heads; if they don’t, it’s definitely a cult.
Hi, I wrote a story about a dystopian future where everyone must carry a handgun by law, and “level” it at each other’s heads, for safety. It’s told through a sweet family get together for 13-year-old Ronna’s coming-of-age ceremony. Available on Amazon: a.co/b4vuGJR
As a white dude, I don’t accidentally do Nazi salutes; like when waving or blocking the sun from my eyes with my right hand, it won’t look like a Nazi salute; it’s not even difficult, like an involuntary reflex from a lifetime of not wanting to be mistaken for a Nazi #ElonIsANazi
Shoot, I lost the pool; I had they wouldn’t do a Nazi salute until this Thursday.
Yikes… Elon Musk throws up a Nazi salute and his friends are like, “Nah, he’s just f-ckin’ ret-rded…”
If Elon Musk were poor, he’d spend all his money on samurai swords.
If I had a band, I’d name it Drones Over New Jersey, call the first album “Polio’s Revenge,” and the first track “Birds Aren’t Real.” I’d be huge. Not like Taylor Swift huge, but my song “Joe Rogan Got Elon Musk Perma-Stoned” would hit Number One for at least two weeks.
The post is 🔥 and the replies prove conservatives are more likely to pretend to be offended by a crude post than an onslaught of inhumane attacks by someone who defends rapists. @RepJackKimble 👏👏💨💩🤢
The post is 🔥 and the replies prove conservatives are more likely to pretend to be offended by a crude post than an onslaught of inhumane attacks by someone who defends rapists. @RepJackKimble 👏👏💨💩🤢
#Trump: “You’re not gonna post that are you? I didn’t have my hair on.” Musk: “Of course not.” Musk: …
Jesus, Biden, what are you doing… The Pope didn’t even smile for this loser
Wow! In a brilliant find, the Lincoln Project has unearthed footage of Donald Trump using slurs against Kamala supporters: “They’re scum and they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage.” - Donald Trump, 9/7/24
This picture tells us he has ZERO friends… Not one person around him would feel comfortable saying, “A bit too much bronzer there, Donny.”
I would love to meet even one Puerto Rican who was swayed by this… Like, “oh yeah, he lost me when he hosted a racist rally and crapped on my people, but then I saw this video, and now he has my vote!”
I would love to meet even one Puerto Rican who was swayed by this… Like, “oh yeah, he lost me when he hosted a racist rally and crapped on my people, but then I saw this video, and now he has my vote!”
What he’s describing is what newspapers already do; he didn’t allow them to make an endorsement, something the @latimes has done almost every presidential election since 1884
What he’s describing is what newspapers already do; he didn’t allow them to make an endorsement, something the @latimes has done almost every presidential election since 1884
Republicans are more upset at Kamala Harris calling trump a fascist than at trump for being a fascist.

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