Courtney @CourtneyShell96

Med Student. Democrat. Anxious. Depressed. Joined July 2009

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

10 months ago

Didn’t realize Ohio State had money on Miami this game 🤷🏻‍♀️

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internet mom @ashleyippolito

2 years ago

good morning

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Jacksepticeye @Jacksepticeye

2 years ago

Just woke up and saw the news... I really thought she had it. Can't believe people would rather vote for a talking blistered hemorrhoid

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nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR

2 years ago

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Caitlin Canahai @caitlincanahey

2 years ago

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

3 years ago

@TheBertShow I will say there’s a reason @CatfishMTV calls it Cat-lanta 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

3 years ago

Me to my therapist: I’m having escapism fantasies about disappearing to a small European town with the cobblestone roadways and green hills. My therapist: Well, I recommend Cheddar, Somerset. It’s outside of London and has lots of cute shops. Me: … 😏

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

✨I just cried in the McDonald’s parking lot for over a hour✨

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Seth Trueger @MDaware

4 years ago

a lot of people Big Mad at the left one seem pretty quiet the right one

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T pallidum @EmpiricGame

4 years ago

35 year old returning traveler with diarrhea, greasy stools and weight loss. (image de-identified for confidentiality)

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

I’d they ever put Waffle House on DoorDash it’s over

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

Idk how people dk that my friends have a crazy friend

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

@nahimdanielle Crying

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

Lol is there anything more hurtful than your dog choosing to sleep with your roommate instead of you almost every night 😅

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

Why did no one tell me @McDonalds drinks were no longer a dollar

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Natalie Wall, MD @nataliemwall

4 years ago

Blood and guts? No problem. Unclogging the shower drain? Absolutely not.

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

If Waffle House ever starts delivering it’s over

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Courtney @CourtneyShell96

4 years ago

Me reaching for a diagnosis

Ben Dukes @BenDukes

4 years ago

Just a reminder about how salty the Media was when Kirby scheduled YOGA for their 15 minutes of viewing on the Thursday before the Peach Bowl... Then THIS was one of the biggest plays of the game. #GoDawgs #KingKirby #2023Peat