Captain Shortbread @CpnShortbread
Name's pretty self explanatory I think. Computer guy who is also British. Now in my thirties. Joined September 2018-
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What people often call truth seems to be faith in disguise.
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The counter protestors today were yelling ‘Charlie’s in a box’ Yet you don’t see the media smearing them as ‘far left’ etc So why smear us?
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The one thing I have noticed about the coverage of the Tommy rally is that it is dripping in classism and snobbery It is grotesque
Went to see @thejunglegiants in Koko, London. It was an amazing show and I hope you guys do another tour here. I'll definitely come see you again.
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gold ship after she retires
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You know those split-brain experiments where, after severing the corpus callosum, researchers can deliver instructions exclusively to the right hemisphere, causing people to perform actions like standing up and crossing the room? When asked why they acted, the left hemisphere…
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Saw a teenager walking home in a karate outfit, which is fine, but he was a white belt. Arguably the most muggable outfit in existence. With any other clothes, your level of martial arts knowledge is at least ambiguous
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you ok? you've hardly touched your croissonix
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Dancing Cockroach (2015 - 2019)
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I don't understand why squash merging is not the default on GitHub. The other options make no sense, and just slow things down. Similarly, it's confusing that people *still* use `git merge`. It makes everything so complicated. Always rebase, never merge.
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'We'll hold Jovial off!!' #horseracetests
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Meet Romulus and Remus—the first animals ever resurrected from extinction. The dire wolf, lost to history over 10,000 years ago, has returned. Reborn on October 1, 2024, these remarkable pups were brought back to life using ancient DNA extracted from fossilized remains. Watch…
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