Real Life CSI @CrimeLabCharm

Crime Lab. My day begins when your day ends. In the murder capital known as “charm city”. Team night shift. Joined April 2012

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2 years ago

Crime lab technicians have been learning how to integrate drones into the evidence collection process over the past couple of months. I think I may be seeing that training in action for the first time tonight.

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3 years ago

You ever “girl dinner” so hard you just go to sleep for dinner 😂

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4 years ago

You know what’s fun? Having to work on your off days because you are important and the only one that can do your job 😒

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4 years ago

My bf called me today to tell me he bought a generator….with wheels… A truck. He bought a truck. 😑

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4 years ago

You never know when one of your favorite books as a kid will remind you why you went into your career field. Sometimes forensics can seem like magic and that’s what makes it worth pursuing even more greatness.

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4 years ago

A guy who bought shirts from me complained that they were small for an XL. Sir, you gotta take that up with under armor. All I did was read the tag, ok?

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4 years ago

Reading about myself in a book is the weirdest thing I think I’ve ever done 😂

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4 years ago

Get you a man’s that asks for pictures of the dogs you meet at search warrants 😂

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4 years ago

Went to load my rifle bag into the car and the strap came apart so I punched myself in the mouth if y’all were wondering how this “Monday” is going 😒

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4 years ago

Always a weird day when you go to photograph a victim and they say “I’ve seen you before” where?!?

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4 years ago

Did I restart Skyrim for the 50th time? Maybe! What’s it to ya?!

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4 years ago

To sworn personnel everywhere: I’m not being an asshole, you’re just wrong.

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4 years ago

In my defense it is a cordless Dyson so it’s pretty exciting lol

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4 years ago

You know you’re an adult when getting a vacuum and Pyrex dishes are your most anticipated gifts from Christmas

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4 years ago

Ya know what’s weird? Getting off work and going to a bar crawl and seeing yourself on the news at every single one 😂

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4 years ago

I got an embosser to stamp the books in my newly growing collection and apparently I bought a surprise signed book from a bookstore 🤷🏻‍♀️ that’s kinda cool

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4 years ago

Switched out a couple pairs of tac pants at work for new ones and now I have left handed pants. I’m gonna pee myself because I’m gonna forget the zipper is backwards now wtf

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4 years ago

I was on the news apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 years ago

Currently readying the scariest book of my life and my power goes of. The entire complex is pitch black. I’m currently shitting my pants

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4 years ago

@BeanTownCop Or when we walk in and the immediate question is “omg did someone die?” Or “you don’t have a gun?!” Well now I’m nervous, am I in danger?!