chris martin @Crismart77
not the fella from coldplay barry island Joined May 2012-
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If you think God loves you, just remember he's the one who gave you that big forehead.
While they're at it, they should ban the kids from buying that heroin. Can't be good for them.
In this Country We Drive on the Left Due to Potholes We Now Drive on What's Left 🙄
I've always enjoyed fairground food... 🎡🐠 #foodie #offmenu #dinnertime
worst reason for a fire that ive ever heard
Tomorrow is April Fools day, so don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. ⏰
"Eating fruit is good for you" Bitch, look what happened to Eve.
Hey I'm climbing this pylon for charity, can you sponsor me? It's says right at the bottom how high it is. It's pretty scary i.imgur.com/2DA0r.jpg thanks x
First day working on Nikes bid for the Wales kit contract. Really pleased with how it's going, Welsh fans are going to love this....
Me talking about why I can’t compliment my mates. (I’m on TOUR 🎤until end of April - visit Live Nation 👇🏼)
I think it’s pretty diabolical that some people are saying the Princess of Wales’ Mother’s Day picture may have been photoshopped. It’s a beautiful photo.
FYI... Kate took this photo..
Last night I had a terrible dream that I had to make a thousand pancakes. I was tossing and turning all night long! 🫨
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Not so fun fact - I had my first period in the womb room back in Y2K. Ironic.
Just finding out what used to be inside the O2 Arena before it was an arena and I’m losing my mind what
Obligatory I’ve had a haircut pic Cheekbones putting an absolute shift in here. Potentially swelling from my never ending sinus infection but still…. They look great so every cloud
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End of April & I’ve just stuck the heating on.
Guess which knob head got her days mixed up ! Good job I didn’t brush my hair for nothing 😆😉
Never understood those people who keep recipes a secret. “Oh yeah I made this really nice thing but no one else is allowed to make it because it’s my granny’s secret recipe!!!!” Shove it up your arse then hen
Love it when my shoes match a chair! Happy Saturday xx
How have I never seen this Kim Woodburn interview where she says "shaggin" so aggressively. I'm obsessed
This tweet is causing AFENCE lol (pun intended)
Most of these will be dead by the time Sunak announces the general election
Why'd they call it a brothel and not a ho-tel
I’d clench my butt hole for you. I hope I never have to do that for you and I’m not sure why I would ever have to but I would for you.
Twitter’s a bit too political this morning. I think I’m gonna just sit and watch Andreas Wank.
Not sure it's the tech. I think it's 'having no hard shoulder' that may be the issue here
Is this twat sniffing glue? It's all the daft bastards ever talk about.
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