Crystal Layke @CrystalLayke
Best. Camp Counselor. EVAR. facebook.com/the.awesome.gi… Seattle Joined October 2011-
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes
To 2012ers: In a year, the Earth/Sun/Galaxy alignment that's supposed to end the world occurs every Dec 21. It's going on now
The best engineering flow chart ever:
LOL! RT @BBCBreaking: #US Vice-President Joe Biden urges #Iraq's PM Nuri Maliki to work with other parties to resolve political crisis
Mice that were exposed to heavy metal became aggressive and murderous! Details. - ow.ly/7HCz7
Love is like a Rancor: it's huge, dangerous, utterly terrifying, lives in a pit and ends with someone's head getting bitten off.
Tatt of the month: Einstein, Sagan, & Hawking on the forearm of Megan McMahon, Sacramento, CA. yfrog.com/nx2qemuj
How I know #rollerderby workouts are awesome: my body hurts in very odd places. #Mamavation
AOL News says Demi Moore is leaving the country after her divorce. It says she's going to Hawaii. Who's running AOL News? Sarah Palin?
Odd that people focused on Gov. Perry's memory lapse and not that Education was a government agency he wants to cut.
We only blew up Alderaan because we found out it's where clowns come from. #Heroes #DeathStarCares
Attn: I cannot help, save, support, or live for you. I can barely do it myself. Apologies.
@barbalicious My favorite hermit crab homeskillet. :D
Condoleezza Rice: Qaddafi's video tribute to her was "a bit creepy." But "not as desperate" as the mix tape from Kim Jung-il.
(941): Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You want some dreads? Don't ask me. Ask this lovely lady: divineinfektiondreads.webs.com
@fester75 You have one friend who obsessively checks her tweets during the daytime. I'm sure the others will get back to you :)
@JSVenture Where are you going? I hail from Cave Junction and I sincerely hope you are going nowhere near it.
Slewhay @slewhay16170
12 Followers 1K Following
Oxido Conkreto @oxido_conkreto
24 Followers 143 Following Electro/ EBM / Industrial/metal band from Mexico City. Born in 1994
JasonVanEss @DoubleJDeluxe
286 Followers 624 Following
AngstInSeattle @AngstInSeattle
8 Followers 96 Following
Roxy Doll @RoxyDollSeattle
284 Followers 508 Following 80's-Goth -New Wave-Industrial-EBM and Top 40. Dancing -Full Bar 21+ w/id. We also book bands and live shows of all types!
Amber Lyn Heikkinen @RustyDamage
50 Followers 195 Following Snapchat: rustydamagefe Your either with me, or against me. Lifes too short, so go fucking live it! W.I.T.S PT cert. A.C.E. PT cert. dedicated to serving Vets!
Amber Lyn Heikkinen @RustyDamage
50 Followers 195 Following Snapchat: rustydamagefe Your either with me, or against me. Lifes too short, so go fucking live it! W.I.T.S PT cert. A.C.E. PT cert. dedicated to serving Vets!
USGS @USGS
772K Followers 94 Following Science is only a tweet away. Tweets do not = endorsement: https://t.co/VoRuucTNuK
Science News @ScienceNews
5.4M Followers 512 Following Covering the latest news in all fields of science. Publisher @society4science. See also @SN_Explores.
Texts From Last Night @TFLN
2.7M Followers 816 Following An archive of all the texts no one remembers sending. Contact: [email protected]
Death Star PR @DeathStarPR
270K Followers 443 Following The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. Email: [email protected]
elcorazonsea @ElCorazonSEA
4K Followers 609 Following El Corazon and The Funhouse are located at 109 Eastlake Ave E.
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard
3.7M Followers 545 Following For all tickets & info: https://t.co/b4o99kMzq1
Ginger Fish @gingerfishnet
19K Followers 49 Following It feels good to be pushing my limits everyday !!!
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Hollis @HollisRocks
2K Followers 3K Following Follow Hollis as she circumnavigates the planet every month. Hear about her world travels and life on the road.
Tina D @motleyangel
204 Followers 371 Following The girl behind the camera flash at your local rock show..... Music lover, Friend, strong spirit, loveable normal everyday person. Ally to all, love conques all
Rat City Roller Derby @RatCityRD
7K Followers 1K Following Roller Derby 💣 ⚰️ 🚀 🛠 An original member of the @WFTDA 🐀 #RainOrShine #EmbraceTheGray
Angst Hour @AngstHour
84 Followers 196 Following That feeling you get at "happy" hour that's conducive to commiserating with other like minded people. *Now meeting Virtually for safety's sake!
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Combichrist @combichristarmy
22K Followers 824 Following Official Twitter account of Combichrist - join us!
The Real Mike Rowe @mikeroweworks
701K Followers 238 Following I'm only dirty on the outside. Watch my new show People You Should Know on my @YouTube Channel. @PYSKshow
Mick Mars @mrmickmars
322K Followers 211 Following This is the OFFICIAL Twitter for Mick Mars, guitarist in Mötley Crüe
John 5 🎸 @john5guitarist
172K Followers 74 Following THE ONLY OFFICIAL JOHN 5 X ACCOUNT. ON TOUR IN UK, EUROPE & MEXICO IN 2026 (Tix & M&G's in link below). I play 🎸 for @MotleyCrue too.
Murder @MurderdollsBand
23K Followers 126 Following
Alice Cooper @alicecooper
915K Followers 29 Following Official Alice Cooper 🔪 Alice’s Band: @BeastoBlanco @RyanRoxie @Hurricanenita @DisVicious1 @Glen_Sobel. THE REVENGE OF ALICE COOPER OUT NOW.
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
50.2M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
mercury@machinewerks @the_mercury
478 Followers 60 Following We're a private club, but chances are you know a member. Have 'em bring you down!
Roxy Doll @RoxyDollSeattle
284 Followers 508 Following 80's-Goth -New Wave-Industrial-EBM and Top 40. Dancing -Full Bar 21+ w/id. We also book bands and live shows of all types!
Betty X @Betty_X
2K Followers 53 Following "A woman with a sultry voice, and a wicked sharp tongue." Artist/Producer Anti-Social Media/Records
Betty X @bettyxofficial
350 Followers 26 Following Artist/Producer. APOCALYPTICA NOIR Torch singer for the impending Apocalypse. Owner of Anti-Social Media/Records. https://t.co/0rPEIexRKp
Libby @miacupcake
4K Followers 717 Following Unicorn-haired, flour-covered, dad-joke-telling, chef-obsessed mom. TBR stack is bigger than I'll admit. Expert-level GIF user. You've been warned.
Amanda @Phearless17
12 Followers 8 Following
Darth Vader @DarthVader
359K Followers 5K Following Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.
Jesus Christ Edge Lor... @Jesus_M_Christ
281K Followers 722 Following You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. *PARODY* Donate to help solve the homeless crisis (Venmo: @ jesus-m-christ), 100% goes to @MiracleMessages 🙏🙏🙏
Westin @Desillusion1
1K Followers 2K Following Desillusion is a Seattle based Industrial- Rock band. Thanks for the followYou might like
