April King 🌀 @CubicleApril
Staff Security Engineer @ Dropbox, previously Mozilla, Twitter. mastodon @ [email protected]. Union Park District Council board member. grayduck.mn Pig’s Eye, MN Joined November 2009-
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TIL of the bad.horse traceroute
does anybody sell a device that can give me an electric shock whenever I'm talking while on mute? I'd pay good money for such a device.
expectation: a “no meeting Friday” where everyone can focus on their work without distractions reality: Fridays become packed with last-minute impromptu meetings
I know that the web has kind of gone downhill lately, but if you ever start to despair just remember that thistothat.com is still around as a rare bastion of The Good Internet™.
the twitter porn bots have graduated from ░P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░B░I░O░ to straight up replying with AI generated pornographic images. so be extra careful when clicking that “show” button
has the government tried doing anything about this? the only reason I ask is that they’ve been doing nothing for a decade now and it seems to not be working.
has there ever been any business meeting less realistic than the council of elrond? you seriously want me to believe that a meeting ended with a decision being made and multiple teams taking ownership of the problem?
sometimes I like to pretend that LLMs are simply mechanical turks, tiny boxes filled with a human tasked to write the most cringe bullshit you've ever seen. and hallucinations are simply the hypoxia settling in.
my spouse won the @PioneerPress annual Peep contest with “Lake Supeeperior.” she’s so cool. 😎 twincities.com/2024/03/29/rel…
computers used to yell at us when we connected to the internet, but in our hubris we ignored them.
this reminds of how the Target app sometimes asks you if you recommend Target to your friends, as if that is a thing that normal human people do.
this reminds of how the Target app sometimes asks you if you recommend Target to your friends, as if that is a thing that normal human people do.
i suppose one of the upsides of having extensive body tattoos as i do will be being able to affirmatively assert any given piece of deepfake porn is not me.
i suppose one of the upsides of having extensive body tattoos as i do will be being able to affirmatively assert any given piece of deepfake porn is not me.
one of my least favorite things about living in the Midway of @cityofsaintpaul is how the @USPS controls a huge span of sidewalk that they basically never clear. I’ve fallen here three times in the last five years. (@AnikaBowieSTP @stpaulpublicw)
twitter today sure is filled with deeply insightful questions such as, “why don’t they equip 170,000 ton cargo ships with those emergency brakes that you see in cars?” “you know, the kind that go skrrrrt when you pull up on them?”
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i’ve never seen a dns story before 😄
TIL of the bad.horse traceroute
@CubicleApril So that's where all the ipv4s went.
@CubicleApril Check the SSL certificate on signed.bad.horse too.
@CubicleApril This is great. The o_o being valid was a surprise.
So excited to announce I’m joining @verge as a senior tech reporter leading the publication’s coverage of AI! theverge.com/2024/4/30/2414…
@CubicleApril Chime gives you audio feedback and a message.
I mean….
Seems a lot of folks don’t know that bucket names show up by default in the Certificate Transparency logs.
So apparently if someone knows / guesses the name of your S3 bucket - even if it's private (!) - they can just bankrupt you by sending infinite PUT requests and there is nothing you can do about it. > requests get rejected > but AWS still counts it as a write operation against…
@CubicleApril We have a channel #chime-mad-scientist at Amazon, I want to see if anyone has done this already
@AlexMittoo @CubicleApril that was my first thought also
@CubicleApril @Zoom And probably not very plugin-able either for extensions or something.
@CubicleApril You could probably create some sort of software that does that and screams at you
@CubicleApril this feels like the wrong april to tweet this