Ian Brown @igb
XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him. mastodon.hccp.org/@igb San Francisco, California Joined September 2006-
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We’d only have to guillotine, like, one billionaire and then the rest of them would probably fall in line pretty quick.
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Here’s another angle I forgot I had that shows the X strobing. Also, my apartment building needs a bath.
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@realchrisjbeale Hackathon at your place to try and figure out all the ways to disable it?
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Imagine no more. This is my life now.
Imagine no more. This is my life now. https://t.co/e7ECCM2NUD
Simplify.
Like birds? Hate Elon Musk? Well, then, buddy, @ChazCasual has just the T-shirt for you! customink.com/fundraising/la…
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get this shit off my linkedin
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i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain
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Imagine being one of the richest people on earth and being this fragile over a color
This is a really good question. 🤔
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As a guy who has had a private email ABOUT me between two Twitter executives leaked during the Twitter Files fiasco because the new owner of this site falsely believed in an insane conspiracy theory... let's just say I do not recommend giving this company your banking info.
As a guy who has had a private email ABOUT me between two Twitter executives leaked during the Twitter Files fiasco because the new owner of this site falsely believed in an insane conspiracy theory... let's just say I do not recommend giving this company your banking info.
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Enjoyable to imagine Kendall Roy saying this to investors
Enjoyable to imagine Kendall Roy saying this to investors
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Considering applying to YC. I have paying customers and solid growth 🤷🏾♂️. TAM is a good size too.
how’s everyone been? hope all is well happy lunar new year btw!
@realchrisjbeale Hackathon at your place to try and figure out all the ways to disable it?
every VC think piece in the coming days:
nightmare blunt circle
Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy
I forget, what are we getting a masterclass in here?
@petenammy @igb Not “mark my words”, but rather “make my words” — as if exhorting his acolytes to make it so. Not sure if he’s just a poor speller, or pulling a tongue-in-cheek.
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the twitter bird may be gone but we’ll always have our state bird 🖕
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sometimes tweeting into the void works
get this shit off my linkedin
this is some bullshit. do not want. @LinkedIn help plz
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This didn’t even really work for Prince. And everyone loved Prince.
You are CEO of a payments company
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