kiran paul @kdspaul
Rent me for diversity at your next corporate event. he/him Joined March 2011-
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Hey Leon tesla can you fix distributed systems? You know what that even means? @elonmusk
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Djokovic wasn't playing at his prime but that wouldn't have changed the result. Can't win by just pushing the ball anymore. Alcaraz's tennis is perfect
Can't even re-read dune at a cafe anymore without looking like a tool
When there's no competent people left to do a refactor
Is Elon just creating bots now? A lot of September eggs
Restaurant review app but only people that know what they're talking about can leave reviews
T0:everybody must pay to use the service, only way to kill bots T1:coolmeme420 and his friends are allowed for free T2:brands are free if they pay for ads. T3:is free again but we will show free tier users ads T4:everybody gets served ads because ads are content Bots thriving
iPhone folks can finally not carry their shit cable everywhere. Big day for all you frootloops
Ian Brown @igb
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Mike Cvet @mikecvet
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ttl @maybettl
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The Algorithm aka bfd... @bfd
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Ƞ₳₮ĦȺ₦ ĦɄ�... @n8foo
2K Followers 2K Following I helped build Twitter. scientist, tinkerer, dad. voted most dependable in high school. ask me about my hobbies. find me at https://t.co/XmBap98fLB
Luca (also on the oth... @__lucab
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Matthew Bilotti @mbilotti
5K Followers 1K Following husband to @caitlindm, father of 3; amateur baker/chef; Principal Software Engineer at Google, ex-Twitter; alum of @MIT_CSAIL and @LTIatCMU; italocaliforniano
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John Ludovina @LudovinaJohn
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Magnum PI @YoDudeWassupYo
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dolev @dolevalgam
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Beliobha @beliobha
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Ian Brown @igb
19K Followers 3K Following XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.
Yao Yue 岳峣 @thinkingfish
20K Followers 866 Following Building https://t.co/Gx2UYAdzxe Follow me: https://t.co/PmqOCn5p5z https://t.co/SDIj9NDFXR I'm not here anymore.
Mike Cvet @mikecvet
14K Followers 1K Following 🤘🏻. 🌹. 🏋️. 👹. 💻. 🎸. 👶🏻 x 5. 🇨🇦 / 🇺🇸. He/him. #BLM. formerly distinguished eng @twitter
sasha solomon @sachee
25K Followers 1K Following powerful + dangerous. queen of #graphql. eng @pierredotco. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium. bsky: @sachee.dev mastodon: [email protected]
ttl @maybettl
6K Followers 2K Following Ex-Tweep. Found a better home. Past & future systems engineer. I tweet about eng, tennis, and reef tanks. 🎾 🐠🫡💙
Eric Frohnhoefer @EricFrohnhoefer
49K Followers 220 Following Android developer. The Elon guy. Now on https://t.co/7ot40xjo1Z
Manu Cornet @lmanul
14K Followers 847 Following Cartoonist; writer; feminist. Occasional attempts at being funny. Equally kind to CEOs and janitors. Blue tick because formerly @Twitter. 🐘 @[email protected]
Billy Becker @thenetmonkey
2K Followers 4K Following ex-twitterSRE "I have approximate knowledge of many things"
@[email protected] @zkiehl
2K Followers 860 Following Computer whisperer, partner of @maureenmorrison, dad of @fionakiehl.
at slyphon 🫡 @slyphon
2K Followers 829 Following forces of evil in a bozo nightmare / ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
dknightly @dknightly
605 Followers 925 Following running, biking, and dabbling in distributed systems Ex-Twitter he/him
mazdak hashemi ✊ @mazdakh
9K Followers 173 Following chasing the Wind. watched a Survivor, riding with Heroes and growing with a Fighter.
Dantley Davis @dantley
45K Followers 2K Following VP of Digital Product Design @Nike. Former lead @netflix, @meta, @paypal, @twitter Follow me on Threads: https://t.co/WmiUTIIPei
Jason Goldman @goldman
871K Followers 639 Following I work on Internet text boxes with mixed results. Examples include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House.
Jungle Rock Capital @JungleRockCap
36K Followers 3 Following Jungle Rock Capital is a quantitative investment research and indexing company. It provides institutional research services. @JungleRockRes 🇬🇧🇰🇾🇺🇸
Karthik @KarthikKatooru
573 Followers 1K Following
Sijie @sijieg
1K Followers 454 Following Co-founder & CEO of @streamnativeio | @apache_pulsar, @asfbookkeeper. In a previous life: @streamlio @twitter @yahoo
Cheesehead in SF 🧀 @andreachorst
795 Followers 995 Following Wisconsinite 🧀 living the SF 🌉 tech dream ex-Tweep, Platinum Elite @Yelp 🍽, washed-up gymnast 🤸🏼♀️, semi-pro online shopper 🛍, supply chain enthusiast
Loukia Karneris @LoukiaKarneris
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TraderSZ @trader1sz
678K Followers 5K Following If i throw a dog a bone, i dont wanna know if it tastes good or not! https://t.co/YqnR3Ge9D9
datapunk.bsky.social @_data_
99 Followers 698 Following Ramblings of a systems nerd that also dives too much
Nilesh Christopher @NilChristopher
5K Followers 4K Following Technology journalist | Harvard Nieman Fellow 25' Bylines: @Wired, @TheAtlantic, @RestofWorld & others DMs open. On Signal: nileshchristopher.09
Sirisha @sirishapratha
2K Followers 1K Following Principal Software Engineer | Committer @EclipseCollect | Leader at @PghJavaMeetup | Board gamer | Relearning Carnatic music | Opinions are my own.
Eduardo Scoz 🇧🇷... @escoz
882 Followers 1K Following Eng @Google Assistant. Personal account, all opinions are mine only.
Matt @mattsellars
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emaland @emaland
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Radha Ahya @RadhaAhya
244 Followers 518 Following Texan turned Californian...(formerly) working @Twitter
Jason @rand
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mrs. clause @prtytbl
138 Followers 1K Following look what ya did to twtr ya little jerk. tables party too. at least @cbogie thinks so. party table aint no fable.
SeanC @SeanXC2030
1K Followers 3K Following ex- eng @X / @Twitter. Views are my own. #LoveX #LoveTwitter. $TSLA
dis-associate.bsky.so... @dis_associate_
488 Followers 1K Following she/her. compliance girly. IANAL. @dis-associate.bsky.social
James Meador @drummer
777 Followers 271 Following software engineer doing dev tooling @X. plays drums. dad. tech enthusiast.
𝕬𝖗𝖌𝖞𝖗�... @argyris
3K Followers 2K Following (Neo)liberal greek dad, software geek, and metalhead. Formerly at @scale_ai, @kittyhawkcorp, @twitter, @adgrok #warriors #paobc
Nitin Singhal @nitinsinghal123
808 Followers 1K Following Engineering, Data Stories, Leadership, Learner. Data Engineering Lead @GitLab Previous - @Twitter @JPMorganChase, @Visa, @PayPal @snaplogic
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18K Followers 7K Following statues @MoreMonuments & @WorldsFairCo. dev $GEORGE.
The Education of O @Ed_of_O
472 Followers 738 Following I hate Twitter... But scientists and journalists like it. And removing these new annoying pop-ups on every single tweet from them got to be too much...
Jennifer Zheng @jennsdialogues
292 Followers 648 Following master rbf | carbs connoisseur 🍜 🍙 🍝 | dog mom in training 🐶
BigT @zed
2K Followers 459 Following 4x-dad. @freddyrosen is my spirit animal. Loving husband of @kimberleymrosen
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400 Followers 1K Following Director of Product @Roblox. Formerly @Twitter @Salesforce @Heroku @Atlassian. Vice Chair Board of Directors @solaceforwomen
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Leo 🫧 @leozaroff
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Bill Graham @billgraham
2K Followers 914 Following Data Systems Engineer. Formerly @Lyft, @Twitter, CBSi. Christopher Cross fan. All typos are my own. Also @[email protected], @[email protected]
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