Curly Daysh @CurlyDaysh

in the marmalade forest, between the make believe trees St. Agnes, Cornwall. Joined September 2012

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Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess

4 years ago

Be quicker for Sue Gray to release the report on vinyl at this rate

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

4 years ago

It would restore both dignity to the Royal Family and integrity to politics if, at their next weekly meeting, the Queen were to sack Boris Johnson after punching him in the mouth.

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A passport is only worth the rights it confers. It means nothing inside ones own country. This passport is weaker than the one it replaces, symbolising the removal of our rights to move and operate freely across our own continent. It therefore represents abject political failure.

Home Office @ukhomeoffice

6 years ago

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Curly Daysh @CurlyDaysh

6 years ago

Woooooop! Happy 😊

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Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys

6 years ago

Hey @realDonaldTrump, we've put up billboards across London to let you know what people in your own party REALLY think of you. People like @marcorubio #TrumpUKvisit

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

I rather admire the way the EU is defending Ireland’s interests. They really do look after their member states. We should join.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

One way out of the Brexit logjam would be a Parliamentary Amendment to change the UK calendar to Druid Time. That’s currently set at the year 1268, giving us seven hundred and fifty one years before we invoke Article 50

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

Predictions for next week? I think: May loses vote. One Amendment permitted for Plan B. Norway-Plus proposed and passed. May resigns. Hard Brexiteer becomes new PM, inheriting a Soft Brexit. Calls election. Election inconclusive. Calls 2nd Referendum. So.. #RegisterToVote

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

7 years ago

I’ve just asked Dejan Lovren when we’re going to see the evidence that he’s one of the best defenders in the world. He said NOT NOW JAMES.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

Register to vote. Register to vote. There’s going to be an election or referendum soon. Register to vote. I’m going to keep saying this until eveyone’s registered to vote.

Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

Register to vote. Register to vote. There’s going to be an election or referendum soon. Register to vote. I’m going to keep saying this until eveyone’s registered to vote.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

If I were her, I’d think ‘Right, I’m going soon, so fuck it! Rees Mogg, crap off, you stick of ponce! Soft Brexiteers come and feast. I voted Remain anyway, so let’s back this slightly Remainy deal and then I’ll piss off back to Maidenhead and book a cruise.’

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

7 years ago

Somebody get a giant spiralizer down to Westminster now, because if the Tories decide to spend the next three weeks of this fractured country’s time having a leadership contest, I will personally salad the lot of them.