Dan Johnson @DJ942111
I only really have twitter to read comedians funny ways of making the world seem a bit less shit. HAW top 2 GOAT! Joined March 2020-
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Absolutely unhinged. Absolutely hilarious 😂
Absolutely unhinged. Absolutely hilarious 😂
📣 WIN A PAIR OF TICKETS TO MY TOUR 📣 My tour is being announced on Sunday and to win a pair of tickets all you need to do is… 1. Sign up to my mailing list, the link is in the comments 👇 2. Retweet this post And that’s it! You’re good to go! Can’t wait to get this…
Me right now
Absolute bombshell news. Cannot believe it
Travis Kelce’s search history today
Travis Kelce’s search history today https://t.co/2sAXQDH0Pg
The M&S Bank Arena
Knew I was going to love @andrewschulz tonight and he was phenomenonal. Then seeing @adamrowecomedy come out and smash only made it a million times better! Material from the new show, old show and somewhere in between was a great peppering of some of my favourite bits. Quality 👏
@LFCTransferRoom Sounds like De Zerbi thought that there should have been a replay of the game against Spurs
Tickets bought to see @thatvittorio in Chester next year! Never been disappointed when watching him develop his last show and then the final product (on YouTube) is the best debut special I've seen. This is going to be a belter 👌
Imagine @Haveawordpod translated into Chinese or Russian... I can recall a few times that for the personal safety of @DanHasAPodcast I've been happy that what has been said has been in (sort of) English 👀
Imagine @Haveawordpod translated into Chinese or Russian... I can recall a few times that for the personal safety of @DanHasAPodcast I've been happy that what has been said has been in (sort of) English 👀
Is this the weirdest eye you’ve ever seen? 😳 Watch until the end for the reveal 😂
Can't wait to be back in Nantwich on Friday. Tickets still available. Check my website. *This pic was not taken in Nantwich. **Glasgow, you rock!
Could you give my small business a RT please. Social media is my only form of advertising and makes a massive difference in helping the business grow by reaching more reds from all over the place. All your support is very much appreciated. Nice one! Have a boss night ☺️👍🏼
John… why’s the joint account down a hundred mil?
All of us deleting our tweets if he goes to Chelsea…
Blert Kreisher over here! 😄
It's missing something but I can't quite put my finger on what🤔🏊♂️
This is the greatest UFC card I've ever seen. Start to finish it's been an insane level of competition. Dana White is gonna break records with his chequebook after this one is done! #UFC290
Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy
72K Followers 2K Following • Host of @haveawordpod • Stand-Up Specials on YouTube • I’m raising money for Zoe’s Place 👇🏽 •
Have A Word @Haveawordpod
43K Followers 158 Following Your fave podcast with @adamrowecomedy @DanHasAPodcast & @senseicarl_ • EXTRA weekly episode on https://t.co/bmHI0gj8Xn • Tickets at https://t.co/YYeFN6iMEF
Harry Robinson @RobboHarry
6K Followers 1K Following Your mum's favourite Award-Winning Documentary Filmmaker • Journalist • Content Producer @haveawordpod • Podcaster • #wafc 🇸🇱
adele phillips @missadelina23
569 Followers 618 Following endo warrior, embarrassing drunk. im loud and honest. Don’t like what i got to say.. don’t listen. 🇹🇷
Indyclone77🧜♂.. @Indyclone77
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Craig @CraigRich84
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432 Followers 537 Following Mum, Daughter, Sister, Auntie, Friend, Crank #WordersOriginal 💙🧡
Elongated Musketeer @TomOfTheDead_
497 Followers 3K Following One man's Botticelli is another's Hieronymous Bosch
Eugene @eugeneh84
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Redman @barogeel
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Edna 🔞 @EdnaMacey467
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Liverpool 🔴 @herryfootball
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Wallace @WallaceHAWDog
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BKR @drbakerphoned
548 Followers 977 Following aka Dr Baker - Mourning and BKR - The Bobs out now on the Pollination EP's, see link ↓↓↓
Jav_954 @jav_954
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NoContextPodDrops @NoContextPodD
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Suneet Patel #FBPE @patelsuneet
162 Followers 499 Following
Joshua Brennan @JoshuaBrennanUK
783 Followers 657 Following
Chloepetra✨✨|NSFW.. @chloekaythebrat
244 Followers 840 Following still a lil too shy to post my Body😍😍. I'm deva🎭 you won't recognize Anywhere🙈. Tribute Apple iTunes & steam cards 🚂 🥰💕ask 4menu📋📧😘
Katie Hall @KatieHa80728838
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Scott Brownbill @brownbill_scott
127 Followers 829 Following HAVEAWORD OG! Husband father,kick-boxer.Amino ambassador ask for my referral code , You won’t Regret it!
Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy
72K Followers 2K Following • Host of @haveawordpod • Stand-Up Specials on YouTube • I’m raising money for Zoe’s Place 👇🏽 •
Freddy Quinne @FreddyQuinne
17K Followers 301 Following 💀 Co-host of @deadmentalkpod 💀 GET TICKETS FOR MY 2024 UK & IRELAND TOUR👇
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Eshaan Akbar @eshaanakbar
21K Followers 2K Following 🎤 “Alleged comedian”, social media 2014-Present 📺 @sexeducation🎙#noncensored⚽️ @manutd 📞 @bluebook_am
Dan Nightingale @DanHasAPodcast
29K Followers 8 Following Comedian/Bottom 0.5% Shagger 😘 Checkout the one and only @haveawordpod Come see me live in 2024! ⬇️
Have A Word @Haveawordpod
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Finn @FinnlayK
13K Followers 760 Following Your friendly neighbourhood singer-songwriter The other one @haveawordpod Check out my music 👇
Harry Robinson @RobboHarry
6K Followers 1K Following Your mum's favourite Award-Winning Documentary Filmmaker • Journalist • Content Producer @haveawordpod • Podcaster • #wafc 🇸🇱
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PeterTheHaveAWordSnak.. @PeterHAWSnake
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Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy
25K Followers 699 Following I host Fin vs The Internet on YouTube: https://t.co/VEeG13VxCG
Indyclone77🧜♂.. @Indyclone77
1K Followers 5K Following 26 Sheffield He/Him Politically Wandering Miniature Hobbyist Former Local Government Officer
Dead Internet At Its .. @DeadTheory__
78K Followers 44 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ us under tweets, or in our Discord server.
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3K Followers 1K Following 🎉HELLO 🎉 comedian/writer/rancid woman agent: [email protected]
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36K Followers 977 Following Comedian & Actor. Represented by WME. For bookings contact [email protected] / All other enquires [email protected]
Relive the League @PremStarsHQ
2K Followers 2K Following Reliving the Premier League. Week by week. Game by Game starting with the 92/93 season Episode 15 out now https://t.co/BKDbJC0VF4
Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV
2.3M Followers 523 Following The more you fck around, the more you find out. Turn on Notifications 🔔 sub for $1 🫡 follow backup : @fafo_tv2
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172 Followers 81 Following
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3.3M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
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54K Followers 206 Following The hit Broadway musical with music and lyrics by @SaraBareilles.
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129K Followers 446 Following Pictures and commentary on the miserable state of New Build houses. DMs open for shaming pictures of wet walls 💦, small windows 🪟 and sad gardens 🥀.
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Wee glance to the linesman to check he’s onside first
Bet this was a good time. 🫡
the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰
Michael Jackson reaction to their kiss has me dying
Whatever dickhead came up with the idea to attach the bottle lid to the bottle deserves a public flogging 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
You can forget all bout your Invincible, your Trebles, your Sextuples, Leicester’s title, Aguero’s winner, Liverpool Istanbul or Barca beating Napoli in the round of 16.. An unbeaten Treble will go down as the greatest ever achievement.
Left a relationship on April 1st. The person I left thought it was a prank. So had to dump them again on April 2nd. They thought it was a continuation of the prank. They finally accepted the relationship was over on April 3rd.
I am loosing it at this
Anthony Taylor clearly asking Areola to sit down and calling the medics like it’s a serious injury to cover up his own mistake sums up the absolute shambles of refereeing we’ve witnessed this season
Interaction I had at the #NUFC match Bloke next to me: scuse me, do you speak Spanish mate Me: aye. Bloke: can you translate that banner please Me: That's Portugese. Bloke: for fucks sake.
You look like Joey Barton fucked Ant McPartlin mate - calm down
@FreddyQuinne Mad how you couldn’t even run a bath
Just did a huge spring clean downstairs and took a car full of stuff to the tip. Christ these Sundays are wonderful.
Kippy ain't happy!
Hotels are trying too hard to be cool
When you're using technology that takes 120 SECONDS to confirm THIS as offside, you really do have to question if it's worth it anymore #WHULIV
It could be Rotterdam or anywhere liverpool or Rome. Wherever slotty manages, he'll never need a comb. Never need a comb 😉⚽️🍻🤣
When I was in school, teacher asked a chubby lad continue the part he was reading from. He said “I can’t find where we are”. teacher said “if it was a mars bar you’d find it”. The student replied “You can suck my knob”. that was the maddest thing happened in my entire education
BREAKING: A 13-year-old girl has been charged with three counts of attempted murder after two teachers and a pupil were stabbed at a school in Carmarthenshire. 🔗 trib.al/RW09RQg 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
Who are these fucking losers not having a can before they’re 13?
🚨 NEW: The UK has the worst rate of child alcohol consumption in the world, with more than half of children having drunk by the age of 13 [@guardian]
@TRobinsonNewEra Why scream so loud Attention seeker
I’m just going to say it, Jürgen Klopp shouldn’t have told anyone he was leaving in January. It’s made the players overthink, put too much pressure on them and you can see it in their body language, they’re all done.
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