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Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread
Imagine getting saved by Batman, you say “Thank you” and he replies “AHAAAA”
Imagine getting saved by Batman, you say “Thank you” and he replies “AHAAAA”
wait did something happen with Jeff?
Look, if we’re gonna do a Roman Empire collapse, it’s good that we’re doing the whole military-composed-of-invading-foreigners part
Look, if we’re gonna do a Roman Empire collapse, it’s good that we’re doing the whole military-composed-of-invading-foreigners part
One of the brightest talents to ever wear the burgundy and gold 16 years ago today, we lost Sean Taylor far too soon
Yeah Tone? We’re at da Burning Man, we’re fuckin’ lost. We got no food, I lost my shoe in the mud and some of these pricks tried to eat Chrissy. I’m hearin’ about ebola outbreaks T, you gotta come get us.
I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:
Patrick Mahomes BEHIND THE BACK pass 🤯 Unreal. (via @Chiefs)
June 29th, 2004... These three albums dropped on the same day. Lloyd Banks debuted atop the US Billboard 200 in the #1 spot. Lil Wayne debuted at #5. ALC landed at #101. Crazy release day.
Me if Selena Gomez rolls up to my game:
Me if Selena Gomez rolls up to my game: https://t.co/61nnjj3znE
R. Night Shyamalan @rawlenightlong
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@ThoughtsToby Good old solid Irish accent there. FFS what is happening to the world.
Remember the six month period on here when leftist twitter had to pretend that him dressing like your unemployed uncle all the time was cool and good and possibly a revolutionary act
A really basic but important rule in life: if your partner makes the effort to dress up for an event, you should too. This is so annoying to look at.
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
If Nepotism had a face it would be her
Blue Ivy Carter will voice Kiara in ‘#Mufasa: The Lion King’.
A glitch on Cartier’s website allowed someone to buy earrings valued at £14,800 for £11. The guy bought 2 of them . Cartier tried to back out of the transaction but their terms and conditions apparently was on the side of the buyer. Herh💀.
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@Truthteller1996 When are you off to ukraine 🇺🇦
I don't know, ask Beyonce
Why would anyone use this….
@AvivaKlompas You can’t tell me that’s a Columbia student.
Holy shit!
Remarkable video from El Salvador. Nayib Bukele gathers every single official in the executive branch of his government and then announces a surprise. He asks the Attorney General to investigate all of them for bribery.
@BillboardChris So many young people have had their minds broken by this madness.
@BillboardChris This young man is a symbol of all that is wrong with puberty blockers - “I’m on them” he says proudly. Yet it has stunted his physical growth, he looks very sick and gaunt and it’s clearly impacted his logic and reasoning. Sad really. He cannot fathom that we actually want him to…
I was having a conversation with two men who think they’re women at the University of Melbourne when another man who thinks he’s a woman came along and smashed my phone and audio equipment to the ground. He then proceeded to call me an imperialist, a capitalist (as if that's a…
An absolutely perfect “politician trying to talk sports” tweet
Please, God let this happen here
Remarkable video from El Salvador. Nayib Bukele gathers every single official in the executive branch of his government and then announces a surprise. He asks the Attorney General to investigate all of them for bribery.